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At 11/28/08 03:31 AM, AlmostDead1 wrote: You have cancer.

Shit I got beaten to it.

you have cancer, cancer of the ass. ass-cancer

i went there.

man, today's emo has nothing to do with real emotional hardcore. go listen to texas is the reason, sunny day real estate, fugazi or even polar bear club. no swoop haircuts, no black clothing and no fucking pity. it was a softer more socially awkward version of 80's hardcore. that is emo. fall out boy, panic at the disco, and goddamn my chemical romance however... are watered down pop-punk at best. not emo. know your history.

my two sense

At 11/6/08 08:42 PM, PoopyPantsYUMYUM wrote:

At 11/6/08 08:33 PM, Deadpan-McSnarky wrote: You scared it off with your horrible spelling.

NIce one bro!

damn newfags. don't you know who i am? i'm a moderately well-know user. i'm moquaga, bitch!

At 11/6/08 07:26 PM, Elios wrote: I would play the game...

damn. i just lost.

At 11/6/08 08:32 PM, moquaga wrote: what ever happened to netscape? it was here for a while but then it just kinda.... vanished. bramuda triangle shit.

there you go snarky you grammar nazi. fixed.

what evewr happended to netscape? it was here for a while but then it just kinda.... vanished. bramuta triangle shit.

At 11/6/08 08:09 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote: ...Marks 3 events, the last of which is verily surprising, considering the other 2.

1 - Well, you know... Pot day.
2 - HItler's birthday.
3 - My friend's birthday.

Kind of a bad day for a birthday. :/

you mean... kind of a fucking amazing day for a birthday!

At 11/6/08 07:41 PM, SoTotallyNotANinja wrote:
He's a newfag and I DON'T like him.

dude, you've got 13 posts. your the newfag here.

and to the op space-steel is infact WORSE than megaman-look-at-me-i-punched-my number-keys

rust in peace by megadeth. that is my bread and butter right there that and red album by baroness

At 10/27/08 11:10 PM, mastersteffon wrote: I'm a little horned up right now, SO GET THEM UP FAST BOYS

stranger danger! stranger danger! really though. can we get a mod or.... something?

At 10/27/08 10:48 PM, mastersteffon wrote: I am the master, you are the pathetic little puppets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-hEyVQD RA

And what is the length of your ass from side to side, mine is 36 inches. Now go measure and post newfags.

(ALSO PICS WOULD BE AWESOME TOO, PLEASE POST)

why do you want pics you guppet?

i'd have to say the Sacramento vampire or dahmer. dahmer was a scary bastard and the Sacramento vampire was just fucking insane.

At 10/27/08 02:37 PM, JaY11 wrote: Epic Movie. Can't believe I actually spent money on that shit.

i come from a town where we have like 1000 people and one theater. when ever we get a movie in town it's kinda a big deal. one week we had epic movie and everyone at the end was like..... ugh. that was trash.

At 10/27/08 08:55 PM, AmazingTheNinja wrote: Put your balls in my mouth.

PLEASE BITE. this twat does not need to procrate

At 10/26/08 10:34 PM, Kingofwars12 wrote: My friend threw a rock at a goth girl at my school and her head was severly bleeding he got a 3 week suspension XD

is your friend named jermey collish? this happened once at my school.

i got in trouble when my parents found my stash. (a pound of weed, 5 40oz. and a mini keg) i got grounded for 2 months

i can grow a mustache, chops, sideburns, and.... that's about it.

ya I'm facial hairly challenged

At 10/22/08 11:27 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I shaved my head once and surprised my mommy and daddy. I looked pretty bad ass but they'd disown me if I did it again.

sweet. pics?

At 10/22/08 10:23 PM, M0ng0li4nb100d wrote: Yep after more then a hour of careful copying and cutting I have made a "Gibson" Jack'O'Lantern.

Go ahead Newgrounds try to top that.

I wonder If I send It to Gibson,if they would give me a free guitar....

sweet. that's better than i can do. also, this owns you.

At 10/22/08 11:21 PM, Zombified wrote:

At 6/7/08 10:20 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: Apparently, in kindergarten, I wanted a flattop, but I remember no such thing.

Lies, you remember and you still want one!

meh, unfunny.

At 10/22/08 11:15 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: jackie

my dads name is Jackie-Ray.

i've always liked alex, veronica, kayla, lucy, megan, and kate.

haha. common mistake.

your a common mistake. giving birth to you that is!

what the hell. that didn't even remotely make sense.

At 10/22/08 10:47 PM, Aci6 wrote: I once thought I looked cool with long hair... I was sadly mistaken.
Now I just have it cut short so it spikes up without aid.

haha. common mistake.

At 10/22/08 10:44 PM, xports wrote: Hair glue...

That shit hurts...

i actually don't mind it...

unless you use too much

At 10/22/08 10:36 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: When I was in sixth grade, I cut my hair an inch long and spiked it up. I didn't have strong enough gel, though, so I looked like Wolverine.

It's a little bit longer than shoulder length now, though, so I'm good.

you all ready said that.

At 10/22/08 10:28 PM, Ketchemonia wrote: moquaga gave this drunk chick a mohawk the other night!!!

nick, why must you bump my old posts? also,

drunk girl: i need a haircut
Me: oh yeah?
Drunk girl: ya like a... a... ummm.... mohawk or sometin
me: oh yeah?
Drunk girl: jake, give me a mohawk.
me: umm...... okay.

and i did.

it look pretty good. she liked it.

jacob koreluik. my last name's very ukranian. it means trap door in the grain bin.

didn't bruce campbell do a voice on that?

At 10/22/08 07:52 PM, stargeek wrote: usually when that happens i knee the person in the balls, that shuts them up for a little while.

cheap shot

At 10/22/08 07:42 PM, TOEZ wrote: Watch, about half of the people here are going to say "in the nude".

As for me, I sleep with boxers on.

hello