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At 1/19/09 08:50 PM, ForNoReason wrote: one dollar

yeah. probably

another pic

i found this odd and some what quirky and it was only 2 dollars so i gladly forked up my toonie and bought it. it's a tin poster for the wizard of oz dated 1933. i figured i'd sell it on ebay. how much would this go for would you think?

even a serj tankian beard would be good. it still has the spirit.

i haven't shaved in a while and figure i'm gonna grow a viking beard. cuz vikings are cool. don't judge me. now who's with me?

ONE MORE THING(THIS IS A BIGGIE): DO NOT HESITATATE. I know you'll probable be doing her and thinking "I should slow down!" or "This feels a little deep, I should stop." If you do think stuff like that, don't listen. If you're hesitant she'll know. It will be way less good for her. So just stay calm and do it.

we sat down a while ago and talked. she's estatic to say the least. i'm concered about hurting her but hey, guess i shouldn't be. what should i expect for blood?

At 1/2/09 04:05 AM, richard91b wrote:

At 1/2/09 03:08 AM, moquaga wrote: my girlfriend is about 5'3 and pretty small, i'm 6'2 and have a fairly muscular build. we're gonna have sex soon and i'm pretty well endowed. (1 1/2') am i gonna hurt her? she's a virgin.

fixed

meh. c+ fix at best

At 1/2/09 04:02 AM, Samen wrote:

At 1/2/09 03:12 AM, moquaga wrote:

At 1/2/09 03:09 AM, Saxodormat wrote: Yes, that's when you run.

now keep in mind i actually... like... this girl. by soon i mean in the next couple days/weeks.

You'll be fine, expect a little pain (for her) when you rupture the hymen, though.
There's a reason it's called, "popping the cherry"...

how much blood should i expect? i've done a chick on her period and i don't expect anything near that but....

At 1/2/09 03:57 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: ohh its gonna hurt, but penis size is accuratly measured by deviding the size a guy says he has by 33.33%, so she will be fine.

seriously man. i don't bullshit. if i had anything smaller i wouldn't be asking.

At 1/2/09 03:26 AM, CheeseKnowsTheFuture wrote:

At 1/2/09 03:08 AM, moquaga wrote: my girlfriend is about 5'3 and pretty small, i'm 6'2 and have a fairly muscular build. we're gonna have sex soon and i'm pretty well endowed. (8 1/2') am i gonna hurt her? she's a virgin.

/serious post

thank you. i guess i'll just take it slow and let her on top or just do it spooning

At 1/2/09 03:11 AM, CheeseKnowsTheFuture wrote: At 1/2/09 03:08 AM, moquaga said:

we're gonna have sex soon and i'm pretty well endowed. (8 1/2')

Did you mean to put the mark for feet, cause I'm pretty sure you're not 8 and a half foot long.

sorry typo.

At 1/2/09 03:11 AM, k14pc wrote: LOOK EVERYBODY I HAVE A LARGE PENIS!!!1

i'll post pics if i have to. that's not the point though. i kinda realized 90 percent of my replies would be like that.

At 1/2/09 03:09 AM, Saxodormat wrote: Yes, that's when you run.

now keep in mind i actually... like... this girl. by soon i mean in the next couple days/weeks.

my girlfriend is about 5'3 and pretty small, i'm 6'2 and have a fairly muscular build. we're gonna have sex soon and i'm pretty well endowed. (8 1/2') am i gonna hurt her? she's a virgin.

this thread has nothing to do with the neo-classical 80's speed metal duo of Jason Becker and Marty Friedman. In a strictly phonaesthetic sense, what is your favorite (least favorite?) cacophony? a cacophony is any word, or combination of words that sound unpleasant. i'd have to say mine would either be angel teeth or powdered sinew.

At 12/11/08 12:22 AM, Earfetish wrote:

At 12/11/08 12:11 AM, bgraybr wrote: Don't mean to crush your attention whore bubble, but I don't believe you actually did drugs.
Drugees don't just quit like that.

bi-polar druggies might when they're going through a bout of mania.

oh. shit. that's probably the case.

yeah. doing pretty good. sleepings a bitch. not eating much. picked up my mom's '78 ovation acoustic she gave me. that's keeping me busy. otherwise i'm doing okay.

to most of you thanks for your help. the rest, FUCK YOU!!!!!!.

At 12/9/08 08:42 PM, TheUnknownVoice wrote: hmmmmmm...........................stop drinking that's a plus.................no more E and shrooms..............but weed won't destroy your life......................not untill your 30 and your smoking weed in your mom's basement then that will destroy your life...................don't quit it .............becuz withdrawal is a bitch................just don't do it every fucking day...........then you'll be fine

no, I'm fucking done with it. i don't wanna use a crutch. only reason why i use it is because it balances me out. i'm sure i can deal with withdrawl. and jack, i'm on lithium. they had me on some anti-depressant earlier but that made it worse.

At 12/9/08 08:29 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What we learned: If you're an idiot don't do drugs.

i'm not an idiot, i'm just bi-polar. i tend to self-medicate.

oh shi... big words

At 12/9/08 08:18 PM, monkey wrote: nice man, well, you could of kept with the weed but getting rid of the other drugs is good if your a bad drunk.

i'm nearly dependent on weed man, that's the main problem. but i need to clean up and pull up my D average to a B.

At 12/9/08 08:10 PM, Aci6 wrote: Good for you, I hope you can fight through the withdrawls when they come. When you say your sort of behaviour is expected, doesn't that mean you're going to be around marajiuana all the time?
Because that's what it suggest.
Fight through any cravings, go clean; your life will be better for it.

yeah. it's commonplace here. i'm around it like 24/7. i've had alchohol poisoning 3 times now and i'm sick of being so anxious all the time. thanks for being one of the few helpful people here.

At 12/9/08 08:03 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Pussy.

I dunno man, i just don't like the fact that that's what my life pretty much revolves around.

At 12/9/08 07:54 PM, devil003 wrote: i'm a large tool mocking someone for the exeptance of others

fixed.

well newgrounds, I made a decision today. i smoke weed daily. i've done E and I love shrooms. i over do it with my booze and i'm an angry drunk. I live in a place where this type of behavior is expected instead of discouraged. today I asked myself why? i'm a dick when i'm high and i hate self medicating. i smashed my pipe, got rid of all the weed i had and oddly i'm not regretting it. i'm cleaning up ng.

nothing really. all my stuff is self inflicted. i broke my hand (two knuckles) punching a brick wall, i carved a hole in my arm about 1.5 centimeters deep and about the size of a golf ball, 2nd degree burns on my arm, smashed my head into a wall and got stitches, and punched my self in the nose and mouth til i started choking on blood. nothing major.

wow i am FUCKED UP.

most of you just didn't "get it" It speaks to anyone who's felt disconected or alienated, you know? i found it quite good. I read it on a road trip to toronto a while back.

don't stress, it'll happen when your ready

here you go.

just learned Orion, five magics and love will tear us apart.

Gandhi ate my skin. that or the one where mustard gas was deployed and i spent my dream dieing of it. i died about half way through an stayed dead. weird.

hey guys just got a new kustom kba 65 watt. sounds amazing. with my esp f and high gain it's godly. i'll try and get pics up later.