It'll probably end up being Jan Itor (Yan eetore). If it's Neil Flynn because of the "Fugitive" episode I'll laugh my ass off.

At 4/10/09 03:14 AM, TheAztek wrote:
Well Im celebrating Christ being risen after 3 days, I dont know what the hell you guys are going on about. What the hell does eggs have to do with Gods Son?

Easter happens around the same time as the Greek festival celebrating Dionysus, the Greek god of wine and ecstasy. It was also known as a fertility festival. The Greeks would get drunk and have mass orgies. The rabbits and eggs are signs of fertility for the festival.

/seriousness

As soon as I saw Goku was a white kid I tuned out.

At 4/10/09 03:31 AM, Tiki-Dog wrote: And yet no threads about Good Friday TOMORROW.

Hasn't Jesus had enough publicity? Maybe we're just avoiding mentioning the guy so he can relax.

Feelings will make fools of us all sometimes, chin up good sir!

Remember, life's a bitch, but at least you're no longer with one.

At 4/10/09 03:29 AM, darknessdweller wrote:
Oh man, I lmao'd at that!! LMAOOOOOOOOO....
It's a cum joke!

High brow humor is my specialty.

At 4/10/09 03:11 AM, darknessdweller wrote:
Plus.. DA EASTER BUNNY IS CUMMING TO MY HOUSE!!

So THAT'S how they get the cream in the Cadbury Eggs.......

Where the hell is my smallest violin?

Must have sold it for weed.......

Portuguese, NOT from Brazil. You wouldn't believe how many people ask if I'm from Brazil when I say I'm Portuguese. You would think they would have heard of Portugal.

At 3/3/09 09:35 PM, Michaelas10 wrote:

At 3/3/09 09:35 PM, Podburrys wrote: It was sarcasm. No-one wants to be an imobile blob of crap.

It's not gonna happen.

Have you ever been to Texas?

At 2/5/09 01:57 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Your lucky in NG's earlier days, this site was pop up city you could'nt open a page without a pop up ad in your face. Thank god thats all changed now. God Bless the admin's.

You would have to run multiple pop up blockers to get em all.

I gave up on it, but if it's early 90's hip hop with a trumpet hook, there's a decent chance that it's by "A Tribe Called Quest"

At 2/5/09 01:19 AM, benjadaninja wrote:

It had some kind of chorus like "I am off the lita" or something too.

I really can't do much with what you've given me, you can't remember any other lyrics?

I guess you're not entirely a waste of space? Would that be acceptable?

What kind of rap/hip hop?

Tricky Dick Nixon of course!

NIXONS BAAACK!

I'm quite fond of my name. It still upsets me at times when it is unavailable on other sites.

At 2/5/09 12:52 AM, Bolo wrote: I suppose you weren't around when the bestiality, mail-order brides, and porn ads used to be ubiquitous here. Those were heady days.

I almost forgot about those times, thanks for the horrible memories!

At 1/8/09 01:23 AM, MilestoneRazor wrote:
Chinese Democracy is fucking bullshit, don't buy that shit.

Glad I didn't buy it. Listened to a few tracks online and was disappointed.

Shit, I almost forgot about The Dethalbum, the best fake band album since Spinal Tap.

At 1/8/09 01:16 AM, HandsomePete wrote:

At 1/8/09 01:11 AM, MoonCraft wrote: "if" by MSI was quite enjoyable for me this year.

Bleh... If was pretty mediocre.

They've definitely had better work, but I was still happy with the album.

If you don't want to deal with the criticism, then give up drawing. OR you can continue to improve and deal with the negative opinions of others.

"if" by MSI was quite enjoyable for me this year.

At 1/4/09 01:22 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Plenty of other people got drunk, he was the only person who took it too far and started being an asshole. Is it because he drank so much or because he's a lousy drunk or is it because he's just generally an asshole.

It's a combination of all three unfortunately. People generally become uncontrollably "real" when they get wasted.

At 1/4/09 01:20 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

Ugh, that and people pulling up the stopper on the sink. I never notice it right away.

And if you have high water pressure it shoots out of the sink onto you.

Not replacing the toilet paper, i hate taking a crap and noticing there's no paper and I have to walk across the bathroom with a shit crack to get more.

A gerbil owned by Richard Gere.

When I'm extremely wasted I usually just find a place to lay down and relax. Luckily I'm not an ignorant, loud drunk. :-)

I was actually ordained a while back through the ULCM. I'll be marrying some friends in a couple months. I'm also hoping that when I'm done with Police Academy if I end up fatally wounding a criminal I can perform their last rights and get paid to conduct their funeral. lol

At 1/4/09 12:10 AM, SockMyDink wrote:
Mine is warmed by the blood of 10,000 virgins and the wails of small children being crushed. And a snuggie.

WITH A BOOKLIGHT TOO.

I want a snuggie, you look like a monastery monk if you get the red one, lol.