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Response to: Cumming. Posted July 23rd, 2008 in General

I've heard of a town called 'cumonyourface', I think its German.

Response to: how are you most likely to die? Posted November 27th, 2004 in General

Hopefully in my sleep when I'm old, but not too old that someone has to wipe my arse.

Sitting infront of my 92" plasma screen watching classics like Batman 8 and Blade 6 with an empty bottle of Jack Daneils.

Response to: A moral delima Posted November 27th, 2004 in General

Your girlfriends just got over cancer and all you can worry about is when you next get laid? Bloody hell, she's talking about marriage and shit and your winging about your sex life on a forum?

Dump her and get yaself a cheap tart, she sounds too good for you.

Response to: Breakfast with LilJim and Tom! Posted March 11th, 2004 in General

LilJim> what part of the UK you from?

Response to: I almost feel bad about clock crew Posted February 29th, 2004 in General

motive23 you come across as a dick

Response to: Spam this board Posted February 29th, 2004 in General

To create spam, is to spread spam, so logic must be, dont make spam, and spam will not be spread.

Laws of spam, paragraph 9, line 6

Response to: OFFICIAL: 'Rant about work' thread. Posted February 29th, 2004 in General

At 2/29/04 07:20 PM, SlowBro wrote:
i've had suck jobs before

Thats sick dude!!! :(

Response to: OFFICIAL: 'Rant about work' thread. Posted February 29th, 2004 in General

At 2/29/04 01:26 PM, Misato wrote: ARGHH. . I collect rent, and those cheap bastards get pissed off at me because they can't fuckin' pay the rent. . bunch of friggin' cheap bums

hahaha the cheap bastards!!!!

Response to: the most amazing invention ever! Posted February 29th, 2004 in General

Which one would smell the worse?

Response to: Funny Bush VS. Osama Picture Posted February 29th, 2004 in General

Lame, thanks for the shitty pic man.

Response to: Giant Cat... Posted February 27th, 2004 in NG News

Big pussys make me feel happy :)

Response to: What do you want? Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

Why?? Are you going to change NG? Are you an international advertiser that helps support NG with millions in your back pocket that can influence how NG is run??.......................

Response to: Michael Jackson Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

At 12/28/03 07:37 PM, Funktastic wrote: I'm pretty sure the hidden room beneath his closet with a complicated alarm system rigged up and pictures of children lining the walls and a cot in the corner is evidence enough.

hahaha - i dont know the guy. And i bet alot of other people cant argue with the fact, they've never met him. All i'm saying is, I wouldn't let "my" son stay at his house. No fookin way.

Response to: Aspiring Cartoonist Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

At 12/28/03 01:10 PM, Demon0 wrote: stuff

Your not really that good at drawing are you? I aint having a go at ya, but to start a topic off in newgrounds about your "drawing", i thought you would at least have some skills?

Response to: GEEKS all of you Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

And your point is?.............................

Response to: Goatse.cx ..... the new topic Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

Funny as f**k, the fact that you've made a post about it, goes to show the power of the internet.

I've wondered a few times weither the pic is real, photoshop is king when it comes too pics like these.....................hmmm real or not????

Response to: Sigs Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

At 12/28/03 08:30 AM, vibes wrote:
At 12/28/03 08:20 AM, dogmega wrote: Can someone make me a sig? please :)
sure thing bitch

Jesus - thats so funny. Vibes, your a star. Not a starfish.

Response to: Worst movie of all time Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

At 12/28/03 06:55 PM, Dante wrote:
At 12/28/03 06:50 PM, Mooey wrote: Power rangers the movie lol
WTF! THAT MOVIE OWNED!.....when I was 6.

haha - how old r ya know dude?

I must admit, the acting was spot on.

Response to: favorite beatles song? Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

At last, a decent topic:

My favs are:

A day in the life
I am the walrus
Tommorow never knows

Response to: clock crew and lock crew Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

Great first post mate, stick to the voting of movies ;)

Response to: Worst movie of all time Posted December 28th, 2003 in General

Power rangers the movie lol

Response to: Top Gear Posted December 27th, 2003 in General

Sorry but the new style sucks. I like the old one, with tiff, vicky and jezza etc

The "studio" envirionment is very false and dull, but they must be doing something right if people out there like it.

Response to: whats new on ng? Posted December 27th, 2003 in General

Your other account got banned? And your advertising the fact you are back?

Response to: OMG THE OFFICE OMG Posted December 27th, 2003 in General

Really enjoyed it, great way to end the series.

Response to: Why 10 year olds shouldnt have.... Posted November 9th, 2003 in General

At 11/9/03 05:24 AM, Julia_ wrote:
At 11/9/03 01:51 AM, hugh_jarse wrote: im glad i was never 10 years old..
me too , lol :P

Spam.

Your right, kids shouldn't have pc's. I use to build them for my family, saved them loads of money (never again), i was always getting phones calls, "the colours have changed", "the screens bigger", "internet's not working".

It would piss me off big time, i'd get down there and find out the little brats were changing the screen res, changing all the icons etc

In the end i told them to fuck off, no more. I hate other peoples kids.

Response to: NG BBS the NEW GENERATION!!! Posted November 2nd, 2003 in General

I dont see the problem with having too many mods if what you post is acceptible.

To be honest I think some of them do a good job, they've got there hands full looking after you lot.....j/k

Response to: The people from Sticksuicide suck Posted October 11th, 2003 in General

At 10/11/03 05:03 PM, Infested_Me wrote: I did, because somebody posted about it over at SS. I came here and found out Ion was spreading crap about SS, so I felt obligated on behalf of my normal members to straighten things out.

Glad to entertain you guys at the same time.

I feel sorry for ya dude, this is what happens when you have a popular website, you attract people like ion.

Ion> why the fuck did you start this topic, couldnt you of emailed rob about this. Do you think anyone other than yourselves gives a fuck?

Response to: Meta Gear Solid 3 !? Posted October 11th, 2003 in General

When the first game came out (ps1) it was like nothing else. It was amazing, christ i finished it 6 times, i never do that.

It was pure class, so polished, never has game had that effect on me before. Going into work and helping people out because they was stuck was cool.

Then they brought number two out (ps2)...............nuff said :'(

Response to: How do you make the bullet time .. Posted October 11th, 2003 in Game Development

Plenty of beer and drugs, thats how to get the effect.

Response to: Photoshop Posted October 11th, 2003 in Game Development

What do you mean u dont know how to make gif's?

U mean you dont know how to export them as a gif?

If your talking about making sprites for a game, first make sure the picture your editing is a layer, then delete unwanted background. You should be able to see a grid on the parts that have been deleted.

Other options for example are masks, were its not deleted but "masked", very handy for altering later on.

Right when your finished pick "save for web", make sure gif is selected, tick the transparent box, leave the matte and then save.

Youve made a transparent gif. Imageready is only really used when animating gifs and is really good for slicing and exporting graphics for web sites.