At 10/15/09 01:05 AM, omegared wrote: Anyone else think it's funny how some of our users are posting stuff that's in the Top 50??

-rolls eyes-

I think it's funny how you don't get it.

-rolls eyes-

Pretty good animation by this dude James Lee.

Tarboy, by jameslee03 Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

I can't believe nobody's posted this. >_>

At 8/9/09 11:05 PM, RENstyles wrote: I'm sure he frowns upon copy and paste filter and text, ten minute jobs. I would think a well time spent hand drawing would be more appropriate for a comic book, but that is just me right. Mines almost done no wips though, doesn't feel right to do.

The purpose of this is to make an AD for newgrounds, not to reflect on the popculture of the 1970s, which is what I think a lot of people are confused about. Therefore, a hand-drawn piece would be just as acceptable as a text and the logo.

Guys, don't cling to the 1970s aspect of the comic. You'll just come up with a bunch of hackneyed and irrelevant ideas.

Perhaps it might be easier if we saw a bit more of the style of the comicbook? That way the ad in the back isn't completely different in style, and it will work as a whole...

I think Catoblepas has pretty much raped everyone in this contest, but here's mine.

Fuckin' a, Tom. I was just down there last weekend. Shit.

They're only on certain games because only a few people have decided to include them, and like someone else said, it may only be available to more well-known developers.

They don't really do anything (yet), they're just there to show people you don't have a life. They're sorta pointless.

I like Manson's new stuff more than his old stuff, personally... I like the deep, grimy bass sound in his recent music.

Vault Boy looks an awful lot like Guile...

I'm confused... Is this an ad or what?

O.o

P.S. That game is retarded.

At 4/3/09 12:21 AM, TheSongSalad wrote: i was wondering, what are ways people must suggest for moving from as2 to as3? i want to learn as3 since i upgraded my flash to cs3. any help?

I'm not going to pretend I know what I'm talking about when it comes to programming, but I do know a few things about AS2/AS3....

AS3 takes AS2 to a new level in that it now supports object-oriented programming and utilizes traditionally-thought-of classes, which are contained in external code called "packages." This allows for cleaner code, and with the new namespace feature (e.g. "public," "private"), your code won't contradict itself quite as much as it would in AS2.

AS3 also allows for the possibility for AS2-oriented programmers to adopt it in that you do not need to employ all the new OOP features. You basically just code as you go along, with little-to-no structure, just as you would with AS2.

Also, there are a lot more built-in libraries, what with all the new features of CS3 (e.g. sprites, and sound-related capabilities).

AS3 goes into way more depth with display objects and the display list too. I've noticed that learning AS3 requires a lot more knowledge of how Flash actually works than you'd need with AS2.

Fuck I'm tired.

At 4/3/09 12:18 AM, Bryan wrote: They shouldn't make any god damn new portals. Like the Art and Lit portals like everybody's talking about.

1) That would kill our memories of the old NG.

You made your account last year. You know nothing of this "old NG" that you reference. I doubt you can even recall what the look of the old Assassin site looked like.

2) The Art Portal would not be needed because of the Art Forum.

Many artists are not active on the forum because of elitist dicks like you.

3) The Lit. Portal is what the blogs were made for. To right crap in.

Blogs were made for updates from artists and general thoughts from other users. The lit portal's probable intent would be to write stories and share them with others.

4) With other portals Newgrounds would become way to generic.

How do you figure? Your analysis is too generic.

5) Tom, If you do, What about the memories of the old newgrounds? They will haunt you for the rest of your life. And probably butt rape yew >=O

The classic sell-out here is to mention dicks or rape. Sorry, that's not going to get me on your side.

6) I've made my fucking point.

No, you really haven't.

At 3/26/09 10:13 PM, jolt1100 wrote: the kid said my "friend" Jason has a small dick

lol

the kid kept repeating, "i dont want to fight!" so they punched him, threw him around, fucked him up, so the kid had no choice but for a pathetic attempt at fighting back

lol

I doubt that I'll ever be the first black president... It pains me to think about it.

At 3/26/09 08:10 PM, nintendofreak11 wrote: Of course i can't trust you little jerks you guys just flame and flame and flame
but no you can't stop of course i'm not in grade 1 i'm in middle school a bully report
means when someone swears at you or hurts you report it of course i'm not a baby that
quits newgrounds just because they flame you its just that you guys are so anti-social
you don't understand your being a ass

Ahh, the difficult life of a pre-adolescent middle school student... And I concur with whoever said your English teacher failed you, hahaha.

At 3/26/09 08:16 PM, nintendofreak11 wrote: its has also come to my attiention that the people who flame me don't have any flash films you don't see me making fun of you now do you?

oh and yes i don't have flash i don't plan on getting it i just go on newgrounds
to watch the animations

I just flamed you and I have animations up. Lulz. You suck, gtfo.

At 3/26/09 09:30 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: Well, I'm very tall, and because of that I poke out of any crowd I'm in.

I'm also very intelligent, yes, my thoughts go SO deep man.
Lol, seriously, I'm much above average intelligence.

I've also got this wonderful scar that goes vertically down my left eyebrow; cuts it in half.
It looks super cool.

^^^
I've got 3 eyebrows; I'm unique.

Try not to gag while you're sucking your own dick there, dude.

I am unique because I have four penises. Wait, five... Yeah.

Here's the timeline of my cigarette brand of choice...

Marlboro Reds
Marlboro Menthol
Marlboro Menthol 100s
Newport 100s
Newport Shorts
Marlboro Reds
Bronco Lights
Bronco Menthol
Camel Crush & Mavericks

Smoking is cool. So is cancer.

At 3/24/09 11:11 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Stop fucking having them. Maybe people don't want to be born! Did your parents ask you permission to birth you into this cruel world before they conceived you? NO!

People need to stop having children...

I personally will never willingly create a child (I hope). I don't want to be an instrument of human suffering.

Also, another funny thing is that you don't get to choose your own name... >.>

This reminded me of Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal.

I'm gay for Ken, despite the fact that he hasn't the proper equipment to satisfy my needs as a woman.

At 3/23/09 02:13 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

:A bunch of condescending bullshit here.

L-Y, what you've compiled is a list of the average high school English class readings. From your list, it appears that you haven't read anything worthwhile since high school.

GG.

I've had one of those before. I just took some tweezers, popped it, and applied some astringent to it with a Qtip. It burns, yeah, but it gets rid of it real quick.

Select the first frame the sound starts on, open up your properties panel, and select "Stream" from the sync dropdown box.

Also, when you go to File-->Export-->Export Movie, click the "Set" button by Audio stream and select a higher bitrate. The higher the bitrate on the sound export, the higher the quality. I wouldn't go over 100, unless it's the mean audio feature.

I really need a tablet, haha. Hopefully I might win something, I never win stuff :[

At 3/20/09 07:24 PM, DocSprite wrote: Best comedians ever: Kyle Ceace and Demetri Martin.

And to top it off, Martin is good at pretty much everything else. But Cease is way funnier.

Demetri Martin is too much like Mitch Hedberg for me...

But my favorites are Mitch Hedberg, Mike Birbiglia, and Chris Titus, in that order.

Cool.

Drawing isn't necessarily "required" for animation. I mean, it's definitely a useful skill to have, obviously, but uh, again, not required.

The problem with getting artists to create visual elements for you to animate is the risk factor. If they give you really great art, chances are that you'll recycle it in your own creations (whether it be signatures, avatars, other animations [without the artist's consent], etc.).

If you really want to get great at animation, you can't really use others as a crutch, man. YOU have to make the effort, YOU have to take the time to practice, and YOU have to have the desire to get better.

Just practice. You're young, you have plenty of time to learn. And to practice.

At 1/8/09 05:38 AM, kevinpeang wrote: it has one on the very first frame

You might have some fuzzy actionscript in there that messes with the script of the preloader. Double-check that and re-export.

At 1/8/09 05:23 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:

At 1/8/09 05:20 AM, Monny wrote: What are some of the grossest things a girl can say or has said to you? Or something a girl has said that completely shut down your sex drive?

"I have diarrhea."

What, girls poop? EWW GROSS.

Yeah man, I was shocked when I found out too. That's why I'm gay now or something. ;D

At 1/7/09 05:31 PM, ShitFuck wrote: like all of my friends r going to this movie tonite but my parents wouldnt let me go and this sucks because all of my friends r going to be there

do any of u guys know of a way that i could talk my parents into letting me go because i really want to go. sex is not an option.

It's only sex if it's consensual. Let your dad rape you or something, but scream rape, to fool the rape-cops that it wasn't consensual.

Yeah.

What are some of the grossest things a girl can say or has said to you? Or something a girl has said that completely shut down your sex drive?

"I have diarrhea."

What do you like to do NG?

drugs.