31 syllables. 5 in the first and third lines, 7 in the second, fourth, and fifth. Go!
Newgrounds, I love you.
You are there when I need flash.
Also, I hate you.
You corrupted my spirit
With your forums and your threads.
doodily doo dee
dooda dweeee doda dweee dweee
doodily doo-eee
dadadadadada deee
That's what a guitar sounds like.
Five syllables; done.
Seven syllables; done, too.
It's pretty simple.
So why don't you make your own
And post them here in this thread?