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Not sure how an ATI HD 5730 stacks up to that GeForce, but I'm sure this Asus laptop will fit your needs. It has almost everything the Vaio has, for $150 less!

At 4/21/10 11:16 PM, NeverHundred wrote: The philosophers stone might be of use. Go find it! Right now!

You would journey all the way to the Holy Land to find that? Do you have any idea of what lies ahead?

Call upon the Kingdom of Newgrounde to aid you in your quest.

I've been surviving on cereal this whole semester of college! Usually 3 bowls of Cocoa Dyno-Bites a day, sometimes 4 if I'm hungry enough.

Almost anything else besides grains and dairy is something I might regurgitate for some reason.

Meats and vegetables are the worst perpetrators.

At 4/12/10 10:24 PM, AngryCat wrote: It runs XP so it doesn't have that uptime thing though.

I said it in my second post, but I'll say it again because this is the second page. Open the command prompt and type in Systeminfo.

At 4/12/10 09:17 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: I was born immune to metal

Only one material on this earth can kill me mortal

YOU WILL FALL!!!

Curses, hmm what is that certain thing. Oh wait! DUCK!

At 4/12/10 09:10 PM, letiger wrote: It will never ==> ße <== lifted. Not until he pays for what he has done.

With that kind of reasoning, I'm apt to oblige.

Which means I change my mind, pay up or I'm coming to your house with a Desert Eagle.

At 4/12/10 09:01 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Okay then

I'm sorry

I'll forgive you if you buy me a unit of Chips Ahoy!

Nah, the grudge has been lifted.

At 4/12/10 08:55 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: U Mad?

Very much so >:(

Also, to display uptime in XP, open the command prompt and type in Systeminfo.

At 4/12/10 08:46 PM, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 4/12/10 08:44 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: ITT: Users post their computer statistics that can be compared.

Fix'd

Fixed again.

At 4/7/10 11:13 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I'm talking about '09-'10ers. I feel like they're gonna take over General. I feel violated. I might even go outside.

I feel inspired and uplifted. I never thought that my heinous actions would stimulate such fantastic results. Thank you, kind sir, for the spotlight.

At 4/5/10 10:15 PM, DillePickle wrote:

At 4/5/10 08:00 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

What's taters precious?

POTATOES

Die
After 25 translations: Ban-
After 54 translations: Male

I saw a Honda
After 25 translations: I am a Honda
After 55 translations: My Phone

At 4/2/10 07:27 PM, IammeoramI wrote:

NEWS JUST IN: AT 2:09, she actually makes the sammich. MIND BLOWING.

OH SHIT, NOW YOU'VE DONE I-

How mesmerizing!

At 4/1/10 11:32 PM, NinjaDonut wrote: I prefer Funyuns.

Well WHO do you think you are?!

I want doughnuts.

At 3/31/10 10:10 PM, sinfulwolf wrote:

At 3/31/10 10:04 PM, rubberducky7 wrote: What they have done is unforgivable! Nuke and invade! NUKE AND INVADE!!!!!

Because nuking a nation whose main population centers are on the borders of your own, hence hurting your own people... smart.

They have Canadian tendencies, therefore, it must be done.

At 3/29/10 07:27 PM, bman200 wrote: I hate bologna. I also hate processed cheese product. Do the math.

A NEGATIVE TIMES A NEGATIVE EQUALS A POSITIVE! YEAH!

We are not adding here, because then that sentence wouldn't make a lick of sense. Do the math.

Someone said that my wireless mouse was awesome. I'm not directly cool, but since the mouse is under my possession, that makes me indirectly cool.

Material possessions... HMPH.

At 3/29/10 06:34 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: How much did you pay for it? I want one.

I got it for $50, because I have family to direct me to sources in town. However, you could try eBay.

It's mostly good, though coursework is mildly affecting it.

I'm in college and don't usually have a lot of time to get stuff done, so I got a used Roomba on the cheap. Every week, I quick pick up my dorm, set the Roomba in the middle, start it up and leave for class. It gets about 80% of the job done, which is good enough for me.

Sometimes when I have time, I'll get back to my dorm and turn it on just to see how it works. I guess it finds something interesting under my bed a lot, because I keep hearing it bonk into the wall with its blue light on, indicating it's spot cleaning.

It's an adorable little thing, even if it is an old used machine. Do any NGers have robotic devices that slave away on chores?

Mitochondria!

At 5/9/09 10:43 PM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Never done that before... I'll give a try, but my student house shower room has an automatic switch

(you know, when you walk in the lights automatically turn on) :(

What kind of rich school do you attend? Out here in the trailer dorms, we got REAL light switches :)

And with that thought, I might take a dark shower sooner of later if I remember. However, I hope there won't be a harrowing incident with me slipping and smashing my head on the spout.

That can't be fun :(

At 2/21/10 06:35 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: I'm prepared to negotiate. Send in the poor bastard to meet my terms.

Um.... Hi sir. I have the authority, as Tom's representative, to promote you to mod status, if you step away from the switch, and turn yourself in. Please accept these terms, you don't need to destroy the world!

At 2/21/10 12:11 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: I put a tissue to my nose... and blow.

Wat the fuck.

I'm sorry, but I have to quote this and say that this made my night. Thank you!

At 2/15/10 12:32 AM, Lagatag wrote: Brownies

Infidel!

I'd be a 3 story bus, complete with a swimming pool, a dance floor, and a runway on the top deck. I'm just that awesome.

At 2/4/10 11:46 PM, Moiunda wrote: There's no possible way I can get to sleep.

Fixed

Our university has humongous ginormous suites, and little trailers for dorms, and I happened to be stuck in one of those trailers (at least I don't have a roommate). Thing is, the trailers boarder the steppe wild of the Permian Basin, so all sorts of wildlife can come about.

Right now, coyotes are up and active. Oh gosh, they don't go "AROOO" like in the movies, they're more like 'AROORG ARG ARG YARP ROOOARG" OH JUST SHUT UP! Their howls and cries are HIDEOUS! There's no possible way I can't get to sleep.

So NG, do animals go bump in the night around you?

At 2/4/10 11:00 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I'm flipping shit right now.

I'm quaking in my boots, because new world order will be served up piping hot. We will all be helpless peasants soon.

At 2/4/10 10:11 PM, Anozke wrote: I'm looking on the menu, and I see you got 'peasant hunting'. I might take an order of that too.

Sorry, we ran out. But you could try China a few blocks down. I hear they have surplus.