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At 6/26/13 11:07 AM, tox wrote: does that make you a furry mew?

I'm not into the whole furry culture thingy. I think that cartoon pic of myself is pretty cute though :3

At 6/26/13 10:00 AM, IcedPee wrote: Cats are alright.

That picture of you looks a little bit 'shopped, though. Just a little bit.

It's just me cartoonified.

At 6/26/13 09:47 AM, RoadWarrior wrote:

At 6/26/13 09:28 AM, Mohabot wrote: PS. Below is a picture of myself

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

What's a numbnuts?

At 6/26/13 09:37 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote: try Xenomit

I'll give him a chance and see if he's worthy my friendship. Anyway, before that, who is he?

Hello.

Any like minded people in here nowdays? I want to meet someone that shares similar traits to me.

About me:
I love Pizza
I'm starting to gain weight... shit
I've started exercising.
I'm a handsome cat
I like cats, yeah, I do, but I like dogs too
I have no particular interests
Im working without a pay, but in exchange, I get somewhere to live instead
I may seem innocent but at times I'm the cruelest fuck you can ever meet

PS. Below is a picture of myself

At 5/11/13 01:05 PM, Diki wrote:

At 5/11/13 03:21 AM, Mohabot wrote: So I've managed to make passwords encrypted with SHA256

SHA256 is a hashing algorithm not an encryption algorithm; it's also not sufficiently secure to be used with passwords. You should be using something like bcrypt or scrypt. Since you're writing this in PHP I recommend using PHPass.

k.

thx 4 info.

At 5/14/13 11:57 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: A lot of hosting companies aren't allowing the basic mail() function anymore, unless you pay for SMTP as well. You could always use SwiftMailer or some other alternative that can use Gmail SMTP to send email, for example.

I got it working. My VPS provider ain't no lame so they allow us to use the mail() function ^__^ V

PS. I reply on everything!

I haven't improved at all. My music turns out very different each time, and the quality isn't really steady... it's really variable. Rather proud of my latest audio submission though, and it might be the last one from me. I think programming is more fit for me rather than music production.

So I've managed to make passwords encrypted with SHA256 and besides that implemented an userlist, email confirmation and a simple config window that allows the user to change nickname and font color. I've also change the depressing colors to something "cooler".

It feels like I've got a pretty solid chat system now although quite a basic one. But the system is called "BasiChat" after all, so I think this is fair enough. Bonuses I've got left is spam prevention, admin/mod tools, uploading avatars and allowing images(gifs, jpgs and the likes) to be posted. Maybe also a control panel that allows you to manipulate settings without the need of text editing a config file.

Anyone that can think of something else I could try putting into the chat?

At 5/9/13 08:21 AM, Dean wrote: Are you using the mail function correctly? Take a look a the PHP Manual page for the mail function.

$to = 'someone@example.com';
$subject = 'Hello';
$message = 'Can anybody hear me?';
$headers = 'From: me@example.com' . "\r\n";

mail($to, $subject, $message, $headers);

Mail requires a "From:" header, which you set in the additional headers parameter, which in my example is $headers. Alternatively, you can alter the value of "sendmail_from" in your php.ini file which I believe should automatically update the "From:" header for you. I think From is the only additional header that is required.

Was this any help?

I guess, but the main underlying problem was that SELinux was blocking apache from sending mails. Damn tricky thing... I both like and dislike it.

TY for the help :)

I'm running CentOS 6.4 on a VPS and have yummed postfix and sendmail. Everything should be working but I just can't get mail() to work on php. I read a few tuts and they only go through some minor tweaks in the config files, which were already set to values specified from the beginning anyway.

I've tried sending mail by issuing a command with sendmail and it seems to be sending mails fine (although they go to junk mail.. not surprised really) but php... no, php just won't send any damn mails.

Anyone that can lead me to success somehow? Help would be appreciated.

Nvm, I used timestamps to solve this problem.

BTW, how do I check if an user is on a certain page or not? I'm needing this for the userlist I'm gonna implement now.

This is pretty much just a test to sharpen up my skills on programming, but I could do what you guys said as well as that would introduce me into more serious stuff that will be useful in the future.

I want serious replies, guys. If you have nothing interesting to contribute with, then please refrain from cluttering this topic full with BS. I've already got two replies and they don't seem especially helpful nor serious... nor good.

So no offence, but flies are forbidden in here.

Hallo guys (and gals) I've finally realized that I can't really write voice acting scripts and have now given up creating them. Soo... here comes you into the play. I would love it if you could give me a few lines that I can voice act to. Theme? Woteva you want. I don't really mind the genre, it could be from serious drama to horror, comedy to action... or miscallenous. I need to practice after all, and I absolutly love recording to any kind of genre. Man, voice acting is fun!

So please guys (and gals) if you could come up with some kind of script for me, I'd totally love you. Kisses are optional, but you could also get a hug instead. or both. Or neither. But what I want to say is that help would be GREATLY appreciated.

Otherwise, do you have any good suggestions of where I could get scripts from? Like some kinda site.

THANKS!

At 5/4/13 04:32 AM, PMMurphy wrote: I posted a message!

It looked shady so i used a random password i don't even know right now and a email i never use except for spam. I just didn't trust the format of the gui and how everything looked so i gave stupid shit and even used a name that isn't my regular. I havn't changed my IP address yet and i didn't use a proxy server, so all that may have been done for mute reasons.

But yea it looks pretty cool my only complaint is i had to redirect myself after i registered to chat, woulda been cool if you did it for me.

Yeah I know that it kinda looks shady, lol. The password isnt even crypted to like md5, so if you enter your mail and the same password as you use on that mail, it means I can get access to it. I actually did that once when having a Ragnarok Online server. Man, how many mails I could enter. I never really touched the mails, although I stole a guild wars account. Eh, but then... I was just a little kid at those times.

To get on topic again, I never thought about the shadiness until I was finished (due to the email input part), but I made that initially as I planned on implementing email confirmation which is something I really would love to try.

So here's a list of features I will add:
MD5 cryptation of the password (I can imagine this would be quite easy to achieve)
Saving user input (Not sure how I could manage this, but then I do like challenges)
User control panel for changing nick, font color and avatar. (for now)
Optional email input for those feeling uneasy about this part. They will be restricted though if no email is entered (no custom avatar or font color)
Email confirmation
Guest login
Chat commands, like some html tags and / commands. /users would eg. retrieve a list of currently online users. I will also implement a PM system, which can be done by typing /pm, /private, /to <username> (That's it for now)

Thanks for checking it out guys!

Here's a new one as promised.

The Green Alien Hominid

What if Alien Hominid was green? Would that mean his parents were also green? Or would that simply mean that he's been painted with green colour, because an Alien Hominid can only exist if the condition of being yellow is true? Or does Green Alien Hominid simply imply on that he doesn't throw potentially hazardous objects on the ground?

Now it happens Alien Hominid is green and the situation was as of follows: Info had been leaked that Green Alien Hominid (or Galien Hominid for short) had an easily exploitable weak point. That is throwing non-environmental-friendly objects on the ground when he is nearby and watching it. So they developed a smart-ass tactic that goes like this: all agents are equipped with an ultimate weapon, chewing gum. During transportation waiting to arrive at the destination, they prepare the weapon inside the truck by putting it in their mouth and start chewing it.

...

This is based upon a true fictional story.

*Sound from a truck*
"Alright, you guys should take pride in that you were chosen as the special forces for this mission. YOU will be the first to be allowed using our new special weapon, so really, take pride in it... OKAY?!"
"Yes, sir." said the troops who were on their way to the battlefield.

*Brakes*
GO GO GO!

The agents rushed out with their primary and hidden secret weapon, loaded in the least expected place. Agent no. 1337 who was the closest one to Alien Hominid, remaining hidden, witnessed first-blood. "Oh no! Sir, dis is no. 1337 reporting in. Two agentz haz already been pwned, shyt! Wat do I do?!?!" reported the agent. "Fast, utilize your special weapon, agent no. 1337!". "Fire in ze ho.. *blupp*" The stoopid agent dropped the special weapon while shouting, and as he crouched to pick it up, he was shot by Galien Hominid. "SHIT! Team, DON'T SHOUT WHEN USING TO THE SPECIAL WEAPON! I repeat, DON'T INFORM WHEN USING THE SPECIAL WEAPON!"

*Pew peew* Galien Hominid with his ultra fast reflexes avoided the approaching bullets. He heard what the agent leader said, and thought "Are they desperate enough having developed new technology to try stopping me? Ahaha, nothing. NOTHING works against me, stupid agents. No matter how advanced your technology is, I will outsmart it." (Galien Hominid doesn't know yet that their new weapon isn't exactly new technology)

An agent had managed to sneak up close to Galien Hominid without being noticed, and informed the leader "Sir, agent no. 1338 speaking. Awaiting for permission to use chewing gum, over.", "Agent no. 1338, good job. You have my permission, good luck." The agent waited for the right moment when Galien Hominid wasn't distracted, and when it came, he screamed "LOL Look over here, GAYlien HOMOnid!". Galien Hominid turned around as fast as lightning and screamed "GAYLIEN?! HOMONID?!?!" The agent quickly spit out the chewing gum and in a split second, Galien Hominid noticed it and thought "NO! How did they know I have OCD for picking up chewing gums?! God darn it, I have to pick it up!!!" He ran straight for the chewing gum while dodging all the shots directed against him, and when he was a few meters from the recently thrown away chewing gum, he was able to detect by the smell of it that it contained no toxic substances for the environment.

Meanwhile in the agent HQ...

"YOU. STUPID.. USELESS... DONKEY!!!" screamed an agent looking huge man. "But, but... s, sir. We had no idea this chewing gum had become influenced by Greenpiece." explained a very short and thin man nervously, who seemed to be the one responsible for the secret weapon department. The huge man stood up at a raging speed and began cracking the joints. "Ehh... s, sir." He took a step towards him. "Sir?" He took another one "N, no... no. Sir, let's t, t, talk this t, through." He took two quicker steps this time, and now he was within reach. "MY GOD!!! NO!!!" The head for the secret weapon department fell down on the ground with a shaking body. "ROAAR!!!" taunted the boss. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" the small man screamed while wetting himself. "Jus' kidding ;)" winked the big boss, and now started walking away. "O...o... oh my g.. god, I, I, I, I thought I was a d.. dead man... Pheow..." the head rested for a while, then when he started standing up and was halfway through, a huge container fell down and squashed him.

Back to the now silent battlefield...

Galien Hominid was catching up with the breathing as this had been an intense battle like usual. Agents, agents, agents everywhere. Kill one, two more comes. Kill these two, and now four comes. Kill them and 4*2 comes, etc. etc. He chuckled and thought "I knew agents are stupid, but not THIS stupid that they use chewing gum that is environment-friendly."

*END*

I think the most important ingredient to writing text that is fluid is... focus. Attenton. Concentration. Without these, you loose track of the structure and soon find yourself kinda lost. I wish I could help you on this one, but sadly I don't believe this is something you can improve upon unless you take dopamine boosting stuff.

Thanks guys, but I'm done with the chat project since a while ago. If you wanna check it out, then have a look at my profile and there will be a link to the page.

Like he recommended me, I took a few clunks from a yet another Aloe Vera drink. OMG, the sensation of the real small bits of the aloe plant hitting my throat was... splendid. SPLENDID! In fact, it cured the burning sensation in the throat I had from the cold I had. This drink is amazing. It's just TOO AMAZING! I went to a close friend of mine who was also cold and having a burning throat, and let him drink it. He took faster clunk clunks than me, and after the third clunk or so, his eyes went wide open. So open that his eyeballs looked as if they would pewp out. "Hoooly, moooley, hey, it's gone! The hurtz is gone. HA" He got so excited his eyeballs popped out for real this time. "Oh it's awright, this aloe vera drink will cure it! But it hurts like a bitch! But I'm holding it!" he splashed the aloe drink on his eyes and... like magic, the eyeballs were pulled inwards until they were seated in the original position. THis... this is a magic drink. A holy drink. THis cant be just aloe vera, it must be enchanted by some kind of mage.

I'm writing one (random short story that does not make any sense at all) a day. At least that is my goal, and I've been keeping up so far. But then I started yesterday, so not much time has passed since I began. Who knows, maybe I won't get bored of this concept for a good while, or I might get bored tomorrow already.

I'll write a new one today.

Thought I'd give this a shot since I've never really written anything with a serious mind. Well, I did during elementary school, but that doesn't count... since my writing skills were worser than they are now. Much worser.

http://justpaste.it/2jnu

Alright thanks for the suggestions guys! I'm gonna try at least one of them and see if that works (which probably will after a few tries)

Ive kinda finished my chat made with php and ajax, but theres a problem remaining that needs to be solved. At the moment, once you login with an account, you will remain logged on until you press a logout button or until the session has timed out. That's all good, but as the session is stored, once you open the same site again, you will have a duplicate of the login. So that means you can chat with multiple copies of the site on the same login.

What I want to do it prevent users from being able to chat with the same account on duplicates of the site. Idealistically, once youve logged on with an account, you should only be able to chat with it on the initial page you opened the url with. If they open a new page, the session shouldnt be valid and so the user will have to login again.

Help would be appreciated

So now that Im finished with my plans about coding a chat project, Im inviting you to try out the product. Im gonna add some meat to it as time goes, so thats not really the final product... the final product will be when Im bored of the project.

If you're too lazy to register, just enter as a guest. You can do it by clicking here or if you want to register to confirm it actually works do it here. You also log on with the same page.

I feel bad for posting this... Im actually pretty fucking damn embarassed about advertising a chat totally unrelated to NG and then claiming it to be some kind of unofficial NG chat. Sorry Tom Fulp, sorry Wade Fulp. Im aware I was showing parasitic behavior, but I wasnt expecting a lot of people coming there anyways.

I'm working on a totally own webchat now though, and Ive managed to pull off the most important basics of a chat. Im gonna turn this one into one juicy chat in the future.

PS. The link is down. Ive moved the chat to a different IP so you cant access it anymore.

At 4/24/13 01:00 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: The kid's death could have been avoided, so you can actually blame the parents.

Yes, it could be viewn that way.

I feel sorry for that child, but its up to people what to believe on. It was THEIR choice, they chose to believe that faith healing could help their own child, so they did. Unfortunately the kid died, but ultimately it was their choice.

HAHA, is this all that Luis fault? What a clumsy man.

Dude this is why I LOVE religion.