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Response to: Weirdest music video ever. Posted October 16th, 2005 in General

The weirdest and most awesome music video is Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam.

Weirdest music video ever.

Response to: Bill Gates Arrested! Posted October 16th, 2005 in General

BREAKING NEWS: BILL GATES SENTENCED TO DEATH IN TEXAS

HUNTSVILLE (AP) -- Bill Gates, the founder and former Chairman of software behemoth Microsoft, was sentenced yesterday to death by lethal injection for committing murder three and a half years ago.

"No one knew," said Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft. "All we knew about the situation was that he was constantly talking to his lawyers. But he always does that. We're just shocked."

Details of the trial, conviction, and sentence were kept in complete secrecy from the public. Purportedly, Gates was convicted of sexually assaulting and strangling to death a 41 year old Hispanic female at a New Year's Eve party in Texas on 12/31/99.

The most bizarre part of the case was the sudden change in appearance of Gates a week before sentencing.

"We figured he was trying to escape with the change in appearance," said Mike Oxbig, lead prosecutor for the case. "He gained a tremendous amount of weight, widened his nose, and injected tons of melatonin into his skin. With an unlimited amount of funds, a plastic surgeon could change anything. He just couldn't fool us, though."

The reasoning behind the change of appearance, the motive of the crime, and other obvious details of the case have not been released to the public.

Gates is scheduled to appeal the sentence next month, according to his lawyers.

The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has posted a picture of Gates, along with the change of appearance, charges, and other stats, on their website.

http://www.tdcj.stat..s/stat/gatesbill.htm

Response to: Post your "thing" Posted October 16th, 2005 in General

Penis.

Response to: Cats! Posted October 16th, 2005 in General

This one is my real cat, a Siamese cat. Fucking bitch is pregnant now.

Fuck.

Cats!

Response to: Cats! Posted October 16th, 2005 in General

Cats thread? AWESOME IDEA.

Cats!

Response to: weapon of choice ? Posted October 13th, 2005 in General

Balisong.

Response to: Cock abusers Posted October 13th, 2005 in General







































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Response to: American Football Posted October 13th, 2005 in General

Men in tights and pads kill my boner.

Response to: Is The Matrix Real? Posted October 12th, 2005 in General

Jump off from a 100-storey building, then post here to reveal the truth.

Response to: A Day In The Life Of You! Posted October 12th, 2005 in General

5:00 am - Wake up.

6:00 am to 6:00 pm - University, driving, revising etc.

10:00 pm - Sleep.

That's pretty much it.

Response to: T-t-t-t-t-traaaaiiiinnnn Wrreecckk! Posted October 12th, 2005 in General

C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

Response to: The best thing Posted October 12th, 2005 in General

Winning the second place in a rugby league. God damn we lose by just a few points. Also, one of the opposition's player was injured when I tackled him in the lower area.

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

Response to: Explain this to me... Posted October 12th, 2005 in General

Because insulting people on the Internet is really hardcore.

WOW DOUCHEBAG, ASSCLOWN ZOMFG

Response to: What made you join Newgrounds? Posted October 11th, 2005 in General

Back in the day, users are allowed to spam. That's the sole purpose I'm here.

Now?

Response to: Have you left your mark on ng? Posted October 11th, 2005 in General

Feel free to do so, Jim.

Response to: Barney Bunch...Racist? Posted October 11th, 2005 in General

Hahaha oh wow.

Response to: Break out the turtlenecks Posted October 11th, 2005 in General

Happy birthday you man-whore.

Response to: Leave it to Bonus. Posted October 11th, 2005 in General

Rate my e-coolness.

Response to: Thank You Bbs! Posted October 10th, 2005 in General
At 10/10/05 12:05 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: My computer won't let me reply with quotes. Damn thing.
To Modjo: Whats wrong with me is years of bullying and being picked at which made me a social vegatable. I have little to no socal skills when talking in person, but i'm confident on the computer, therefore, i enjoy talking to people im less comfortable around on the internet.
I like seeing my actual frineds in person, theyre a laugh, but i dont like being judged in person.

Wait until you're in college or university, you're going to regret that. Just hang out with your friends and be yourself.

<3

Response to: does she like me? Posted October 10th, 2005 in General

PUT. IT. IN.

Response to: Who's your fave video game hottie? Posted October 10th, 2005 in General

None, no seriously.

Response to: I did your Mum Posted October 10th, 2005 in General

Granny fucker.

Response to: Thank You Bbs! Posted October 10th, 2005 in General
At 10/10/05 11:19 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Being on the BB has provided me with many, many hours of entertainment, time that i would have otherwise been forced to spend with socializing with real people. I really don't enjoy this.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Response to: FBIpolux, will you marry me? Posted October 10th, 2005 in General

ZOMFG

Response to: Ps3-or-360 Posted October 5th, 2005 in General

All three of them.

Response to: The holy month Posted October 5th, 2005 in General

Cool, fasting for a month.

Response to: Mario was in the mafia. Posted October 5th, 2005 in General

Hahaha oh wow.

Mario was in the mafia.

Response to: Newgrounds is not your live journal Posted October 5th, 2005 in General

No one wants to know about your thing with Lauren too.

Response to: NG is for complaining about topics Posted October 5th, 2005 in General

WE CAN'T STOP HERE!

NG is for complaining about topics

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