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7 Forum Posts by "MockingBurger"

Response to: "Hip-Hop" Posted January 27th, 2010 in Writing

I respect the 90's rappers but i'm talking about the guys today, who are pretty much just studio sell out gangsters.

"Hip-Hop" Posted January 26th, 2010 in Writing

My view of rap expressed via poem.. or rap (the irony).

There are so many rappers
who write they're shit on the crapper.
They write songs about some bangin' ass
and than smoking some good ol' grass,
drinking colt 45 by the glass,
singing that they got some class,
even though they get paid
to sing about how they got AIDs,
from the one time they got laid
by that pretty girl backstage.
Than a month later they're fame seems to fade,
like the fresh scent from a can of Glade.

Response to: Time Travel Collab Posted January 26th, 2010 in Collaboration

I'd be interested even though i have no submissions on this new account.

Response to: Equal rights and stuff. Posted January 26th, 2010 in Writing
At 1/26/10 08:26 PM, megakill wrote: this is cool, its got a good message to it.
i liked the "humanity's sequel" line.
nice work mate.

good feedback is good.

Equal rights and stuff. Posted January 26th, 2010 in Writing

I wrote this for Martin Luther King Jr. day, even though it was almost a week ago.

I see a field in the distance,
A very different existence
All the people are equal
It's like humanity's sequel.

All people of different races,
Exchanging happy faces.
No people are dying,
No people are lying.

Color is ignored here,
Nobody has to feel fear.
It is a man's ideal town,
Nobody gets to wear the crown.

No one here is better than one another.
It's as if we're all sisters and brothers.
It is something that we want to feel.
But we all know that this isn't real.

Response to: Writer/Ideafactor y looking for wor Posted January 26th, 2010 in Collaboration

Apparently you can't triforce on the BBS. Sorry for double post.

Writer/Ideafactor y looking for wor Posted January 26th, 2010 in Collaboration

Hello Newgrounds. Ever since i have been on the interwebz i have always been a fan of newgrounds. I was first easily amused by flash moves such as The Real Legend. Than i drooled over works by Legendary Frog. and than for about 6 months i was a Narutard and obsessed over SnowDragon. I eventually gave up on being a fan boy and decided to pursue online fame. I however, fell short and found out i had absolutely no talent for scripting or drawing without a real pencil. I than decided that if I can't be a famous animator, i could at least attempt to become a famous youtuber. This attempt was short lived since my face was not visually attractive and i wasn't a 17 year old gay drag-queen. .
So now i'm back to newgrounds, willing to work with an animator and/or programmer. I have the following talents and skills to offer:
Character design
Mad Rhymes
Comedic writing
Story lines
Story lines featuring plot progression
Funny titles
Racist jokes
Jokes
Dead baby jokes
Sex jokes
Jokes that will make you challenge your faith
Jokes that will make you challenge your partner's faith
Jokes that won't encourage terrorism
Child-Appropriate writing
Funny puns
Writing (I may, or may not be of the Jewish faith)
and last, but not least, parodies.

So if your willing to work with me on a flash movie or game, contact me at mockingbuger@aim.com or pm me on newgrounds. If i haven't already made it clear, I can't animate or program, I can however draw. Oh yeah, and there's nothing i ethnically won't do accept write f*cked up hentai-rape.
P.S: I can triforce, proving my vast amount of internet knowledge.
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