Lol, the MC would totally rape Freeman, even without his armor. I mean, he is genetically augmented, and has a far more superior military training than anything in HL. He'd grab freeman by the face and rip him a new asshole. I know HL is cool and all, but the MC just pisses on it and laughs.

P.S. I believe the MC has a MUCH higher body count than Freeman does. A few million for the MC, and I don't think Freeman has anywhere near that.

Just put "My Sharona" on there. Great song, 'bout the only 80's song I know off my head right now.

Thanks! I'll keep that in mind...

I'll put it in the book I'm writing...

Stuff You Shouldn't Do After You Drink

Wha?

its not freeware, I tried underdogs too : (

I'm gonna check out that ebay auction going on though...

What is the dumbest reason you have been banned? I know mods are harsh sometimes and can overstep their authority, so I wanna hear some tales, share a few laughs, down a few pints.

Do any of you remember a game called The Dig by Lucas Arts. It was an adventure game like Monkey Island, but instead on an alien planet. For some reason I just had the urge to play that game, it was really fun. It was made back in the early to mid nineties, so none of the 8 year olds would remember it.

Looks like I'm gonna have to buy it on Ebay or Amazon....

I got my nuts licked by 3 donkeys all riding in a wheelchair. BEAT THAT!

Gunz n' Roses.... w00t! Only on Newgrounds.

Ever seen Reno 911. They do that shit to Dangle every time. He locks his bike somewhere and they lock onto a street light, so he can't lift the thing over the pole. They also locked it to a fence and other shit. Really funny show if you take the time to watch it.

It was Ron Jeremy, the porn dude.... I saw the show too, it was nice. The MasterChief shot the Pong Paddle : )

isnt Wayne Brady?

lol, maybe its gay becuz of you! Ever think of that?

You really shouldn't advertise a forum on another forum unless you talk about it and coordinate with NG staff because they might link you and stop ppl like me from hating you.

they've been trying to get ideas for a sequel for a long time and they haven't had any luck, so they made a multiplayer version of the game, which you have. Sorry, but we're not going to a sequel any time soon, unless they mystically get a good idea.

right... you would remember all that Latin. Go try to post your false prophecies and shit elsewhere. Your propaganda won't work, you'll have to frighten the little kids, not the lifeless zombies on NG!!!

no!

It is a good idea and i've tried something like it elsewhere, but Pizza Hut's is like you put it... revolting.

holy shit, I think I've been there... or maybe not but I've been to a fancy ass Mcdonalds before, just can't remember where...

It was really scary. It felt like a cult owned the place to lure people in and then sacrifice them to the devil or some shit. The workers were way too nice and they were not Mexicans, so something was definately up.

kids these days... what will they think of next?

CMON! a guy with scissors for hands. Think of the time he saves when he needs to cut something open, he doesn't have to spend 8 hours looking for the damned things.

its only too over the top if you play it that way. If you buy a game called Grand Theft Auto, I mean what the hell do you expect from it? Do you plan to jump on turtles while saving a mystical princess again through nonviolence and fairy power? The kids know what they get themselves into and so do the parents, hopefully. If they consider such games as GTA and FPS as too violent, then why did they buy them? There is a M rating on the game for a reason. If you are not mature enough to understand the real effect of something, then you may play your fantasy child games. Some aren't bad, but just don't go whining about how "violent" games are evil and shit.

P.S. Whats more fun, collecting magical items with your friends in multiplayer, or blowing off their head with a shotgun in multiplayer? FPS bring out the interactivity among people, not child's games. ( not blamming Zelda in general, just the new ones suck. The old ones are the shit!)

Great, this is what we need, a fucking hippie complaining about M rated games. Ever think that M rated games are realistic mostly and that being realistic, it means that sort of shit happens in real life. Now I know there are a few exceptions to this, but if you cant handle the fact that blood comes out of you when you get shot, then shut the fuck up you prick!

Many people out there claim to be Anti-American. They're not, they're anti-Bush. America does not exist anymore. The freedoms and liberties created by our founding fathers has been destroyed by the greed of the few, which heavily outweighs the needs of the many. We fought tyranny for a "free" gov't. It was free for a while. That freedom evolved from a publicy elected body to a large group of monarchs who care about their wallets and themselves. This gov't has declining for a few decades and it is sure to fall soon, just like previous ones throughout the world. I think this changes should happen soon, because the US is the most powerful, and it has the most destructive capabilities. This problem is elevated when other countries view this as a threat, and they should. It is human nature, to survive. One nation will attack the other, the losing side will then fire nukes and destroy the human species. This "democratic republic" acts today like a limited monarchy. Politicians can buy out anything, even the lives of others. Other countries suffer the same symptoms, but not to as great as an effect. I think people should get together and suggest new ideas for gov't, because in the constitution, it saus that if the existing gov't does not meet the needs of the people and doesn't let them live freely and so on, then it should be replaced with a newer, more effective governing body. Just reply to this if you have comments that are helpful, I don't want to start a flame war with people who just like to act like assholes and start fights. We already have one, we don't need another.

yes you can use a laptop, and just go to the xbox site to get the specifics cuz i cant remember them. I connected it to my PC in my room, but i have a router and my adapter goes only to 11 MBPS, so most of my games lagged. If thats your case, your better off getting a logitech or microsoft adapter for the Xbox cuz they run at 54 MBPS.

alright.. so heres what I got so far...

IT ISNT SCARY!!!
There is a little chick with probably a disease of some sort. She is disfigured and looks like a holocaust jew (sorry, buts thats the only description i can think of). Her face was sorta unfortunate and freaky, but not scary. She tap dances for a while and then she starts walking around like a zombie in a room and then comes to a close up of the camera... which I think is kinda cool.

Bottom line...
Its freaky a bit, but not scary. You guys are panzies if you can't sleep after watching this. Now back to my p0rn....

alright, im gonna watch this.. if i dont post back in 29 minutes, consider me dead...

I'll see how scary this is. It is now about 2:20 in the morning where I am. Cheers all!

ppl are really sad if they are impatient enough to wait to get home before they go online. What is this world coming too?

so... how long does it take to type something.. like say.. a paragraph? I'd understand using it for short sentences, but I wouldnt use it for anything else. Its seems useless to me, but thats just me talking.

bah.. i'll stick with my PC over that. I really wouldnt want to use a PSP to go online anyway

those goofy mogols... with their first ever recorded use of biochemical warfare.
(Tossing black plague victims into cities with catapults)
They were the owners of the largest continual land mass empire, and to think. A few hundred years prior to this, they herded cattle!