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1 Use science to find a way to live forever.
2 Build a robot army.
3 Kill everyone.

Patience and a brick will probably work. However, keep in mind that when the survivors figure out you're the one derailed their train, the'll kill you.

Unfortunatly, you can't derail a train with a penny. You're much more likely to get killed by the train.

http://www.snopes.com/science/train.asp

Frozen pizza is pretty good. Sandwitches too.

Welcome to life. Sit back, grab a beer and don't leave too much of mess when you die. And just so you know, when you do die, we're going to push you into a hole and forget about you, like we did with... what's his name.

Enjoy your stay in life.

The dog could probably sense that you and your girlfriend were from Chicago. We don't take kindly to outsiders in our state.

Anyway, good job on getting out of there. We really have get rid of these laws that let people in the asylums get one week of unmonitored vacation a year.

At 7/4/09 06:14 PM, SmartNoob wrote: Based on the idea that everything is made up of smaller particles such as atoms which interact with each other to make different properties., I would say that if there were two earths in which everything were exactly identical, they would be in complete sync. Everything would happen at the same time; the exact same thing.

You are forgetting to take into account that the earth has outside forces acting on it. For Earth and Earth Copy 1 to be in sync, the forces acting upon them must also be in sync. As well as the forces acting on those objects and so on and so on.

You shouldn't have sex while pregnant. You'll rattle the poor kid's brains and make it come out not quite right.

Looks likce the long list of famous people dying has moved from entertainment to pro sports.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,5300 66,00.html

A smaller microwave.

At 7/4/09 05:35 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Hells yeah.

Nice catch dude, but you look like your trying to figure out whether to eat it or fuck it.

At 7/4/09 03:45 PM, SmartNoob wrote:

At 7/4/09 03:24 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1531
This one is pretty good too.

What the hell?! How did you do that?

Do what?

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This one is pretty good too.

We don't need to go to war with North Korea, a large scale air attack to take out Kim Jiong Il and the other top guys in the government should suffice.

Well, he was in a lot of debt. His estate has to get rid of it somehow.

It wouldn't work. If he deletes all of history, that will also delete his action of deleting history, so in the end, it will be as if he never deletes history at all no matter how many times he tries.

At 7/3/09 11:57 PM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 7/3/09 11:43 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: also, playing videogames while typing helps

Wait, what? Like, controller in one hand, keyboard in the other?

That would be silly. He obviously plays Dance Dance Revolution while on the internet.

I just listen to the TV. Sometimes I just put the news on and switch from the forums to the tv when an interesting story comes on.

The closest serial killer of note would be Jeffery Dahmer, he did his stuff sixty miles south of where I live (Sheboygan) down in Milwalkee

The kid in the western movie "Shane". Good book, but the kid (named Joey in the book) ruined the movie. The fight scenes made up for it though.

At 7/3/09 09:55 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 7/3/09 09:48 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: "Nintendo Wii Take a Bath with a Buddy Bundle"

Nice to see I'm not the only one to make a tribute to Michael Jackson.

Explain my good cyber-sir.

Check my flash submissions. Long story short, I made a Michael Jackson tribute. And so did GameStop apparently.

"Nintendo Wii Take a Bath with a Buddy Bundle"

Nice to see I'm not the only one to make a tribute to Michael Jackson.

I can sit the hell up, and shut the fuck down.

It's kind of sad when what you're peddling is so shit that you don't tell people exactly what it is until the last second.

Everyone writes with their own unique voice. It's impossible to copy someone elses. That's why it's pointless to try.

I'm sick of people even trying to figure it out. We'll all know when 2013 rolls around. Everyone here can wait for 3 more damn years.

At 7/3/09 02:41 PM, scarletice wrote:

At 7/3/09 02:37 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Here we go >_>

ZOMG HENTAI I'M SO COOL AND MATURE I'M GONNA HATE IT

It's not about hating Hentai. ITs about not wanting minors to have it shoved in their faces. Recognize the distinction.

Heaven forbid, that someone under the age of 18 knows about sex, let alone sees some sort of sexual act.

Little Timmy saw some hentai, he's only 15 years old. Now watch as his life goes down the drain. It starts out with him watching porn, then he's robbing liquor stores and selling crack, and running over school kids with his car.

Some people stupidly assume that people have, and should have some sort of complete innocence where they don't even hear the word sex until they're 18. And god forbid they ever get horny and screw each other before they're 18.

It's not a scam, but it's not what it says.

That girl isn't real. She doesn't have a friend named kevin. It's one of those things that knows where you live and says that the girl lives there too no matter where you live.

It's just a commercial for Zwinky so they can waste five more seconds of your time.

It's useless. Click on one of the links and you'll get this.

http://www.zwinky.com/dl/index.jhtml?the me=cartoon&partner=ZJxdm172&spu=true&sub _%20id=10905&nsrc=az2&click_hash=111F3ac O

You could always visit, Megaton one last time, head over to pentenny tower and enjoy the light show.

Or you could launch some mini nukes from the top of tenpenny tower.

Or hell, just go around and kill everything you find.