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At 5/31/10 11:46 AM, Ursiruss wrote: Certainly All the time, its just plain fucking terrible. I'm guessing from the way your dream played out you basically want grandma to come back to life and for you to become a moderator. HA!! dont you aspire to be anything other then a mod? Although I guess its good for you to be invested into something.

Actually, I'm kind of cool with grandma being dead. She was old and it was natural causes. And I haven't had any serious desire to be a mod for at least 5 years.

I was just lying in bed a few minutes ago, taking a few little cat naps before I start my day properly. And I'm having this really sucky dream. I'm cleaning my house with my mother and dead grandmother. Then I realize, "Hey. Grandma is dead, this must be a dream. I've got better shit to do" and I wake up.

I wake up and come to the computer and decide to see what's good on newgrounds. But the site looks a little different. I look around and I realize. I HAVE BECOME A MOD. And I'm so happy. Happier than I can remember ever being. Then, just as I click the buttons to go to the forums to start doing mod stuff. I wake up again...

So damn you, my subconscious desires, coming to life in my unconscious mind. How dare you run your fingers across my heart strings as if it were a simple harp for you to bend to your will. I demand you take solid form so that my dark justice might rain down upon you.

So, how about you guys. Any of you have any dreams that just, pissed you off?

At 5/29/10 12:07 PM, JaY11 wrote: I hate humans. It's 2010 for fucks sake, why are people still this stupid?

There's always going to be injustice in the world but each generation we move forward. We see the shit that our parents are doing wrong, and our children will see the shit that we are doing wrong, and our grandchildren will see the shit are doing wrong.

With every new generation that comes into prominence the problems of the old generation are fixed and we slowly progress towards a perfect society that we'll never quite reach.

At 5/27/10 06:54 PM, tankmenfucker wrote: Do you skip past the dick sucking?

I do most of the time. As far as porn goes it's boring.

I watch porn to hear girls screaming and watch their breasts go flying this way and that way. The blowjobs generally lack that excitement.

I think bad words are considered "bad" because of a perception that they are crude, unimaginative and overused. "Fuck" doesn't have the same sophistication as "Oh dear." Since children are seen as an extension of their parents, parents try to discourage their children from using words and phrases seen as unsophisticated lest it reflect that the children and therefore their parents are "bad people".

Ugh. I guess the best thing I can do with the damn things is put them on my garage sale. Somebody might be gullible enough to buy the damn things. Especially now that you guys have given me so many great sales pitches.

You guys know those crappy useless computer discs that we all accumulate? Is there anything useful that can be done with them? I have about 30 of the dam things that I have no use for and I was thinking I'd just throw them out.

At 5/19/10 12:43 PM, Fro wrote: Unless you know the person and/or it was reported to the police and it was found to be your fault you really don't have anything to worry about. Without insurance on either side it's up to other person to pay for their own car.

If you wanted to help them with it then yeah... money doesn't come along that easily the legal way unless you really wanted to get rid of a lot of your personal belongings. I doubt you would make that much money that way anyway.

Well, it was my fault I didn't slow down as much as I should have at a yield sign. Plus I'd like to help out the person I hit. If nothing else, I'm just going to have to get rid of my computer and TV. I'll be able to live without them for a while.

Hey there Newgrounds. Let's say that (hypothetically of course) that I got into a car accident. And hypothetically, my car is fine, but the other person's isn't, and lets just pretend that I don't have insurance and the other person doesn't have insurance that covers their car in this situation and finally lets assume that I need to come up with about $670 dollars in two days to pay for their car to be up and running again.

What should I do?

:I'm thinking pawn shop. :(

Chocolate Chip all the way. Especially the ones they sell at Kwik Trip. Those are fucking champion.

If you don't want to look like a horrible person on tv, don't be a horrible person when tv cameras are trained on you.

I want to know what company makes the tires on that car.

At 3/22/10 12:03 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote:

At 3/22/10 11:51 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Do you guys have broken imaginations??

No, it's just that being stranded on an island with the knowledge that i might die won't help me get a boner. So, coconuts all the way...

Why wouldn't you just eat the coconuts instead of using them to help you consume your own semen?

Whatever happened to good ol' beating the shit of someone?

At 3/22/10 11:35 AM, shaeke wrote:

At 3/22/10 11:30 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: It seems to me like the energy that I would use getting my own semen would be greater than the energy provided by it.

Not to mention that it's already in my system. So it would be pointless to take it out just to put it back in.

hmm... you do have a point. But there is no other choice?!? you are going to die if you don't eat.

Yeah. And I'll die faster if I waste my time masturbating in a circle on the beach instead of trying to find food or signal for help.

It seems to me like the energy that I would use getting my own semen would be greater than the energy provided by it.

Not to mention that it's already in my system. So it would be pointless to take it out just to put it back in.

Oh come on. No one could spring for tiger food?

I would be Dj Mj

Because that's as far as people go when they read my name.

Then they assume that it's a michel jackson reference because they fail so hard.

Fucking awesome. Can we throw this dude a parade or something?

Apparently if someone makes a thread about their cat throwing up into it's own food dish, they are a troll.

At 3/6/10 06:55 PM, Cayler wrote: I had a dog that used to vomit up its saliva. Not food, just nasty as hell saliva. Imagine cleaning it up, like egg yolk.

That's actually what my cat's been throwing up today. It's better than the "still looks like cat food" vomit if you ask me.

At 3/6/10 05:03 PM, Warforger wrote:

At 3/6/10 04:03 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 3/6/10 04:00 PM, Warforger wrote: Wow. There are no words to find to describe the fail troll.

I hate it when you morons think everyone is a troll.

Fuck no, either he's an idiot for thinking his cat could control there barf, or he's trolling.

Hey, he has the ability to control where it comes out the back end, so God forbid I think that the front end has the same capabilities.

The topic of the thread above this one, and the topic of the thread below this one, reguardless of what they may bye.

At 3/6/10 04:28 PM, Monolight wrote:

At 3/6/10 03:58 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: He has to throw up. Now, after so many years, he's learned to do it in the kitchen, where we have tile floors and it's easier to clean. But where did he get it into his little head that he has to throw up into his own bowl of cat food. ?

He didn't want you to clean the floor.

Maybe. But he puked on the floor twice before and once after he did it in his food dish.

At 3/6/10 04:01 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Are you sure that it isn't allergic to the food?

No, he's eaten for years with no ill effect.

At 3/6/10 04:01 PM, FullFistMaria wrote: Maybe its food tastes so bad that it did it out of protest.Thats one smart cat you have.

Yeah, he protested. Now he has to eat food with vomit on it. Real smart.

Now, I know cats aren't the smartest animals, but what my cat just did defies any logic I can come up with.

He has to throw up. Now, after so many years, he's learned to do it in the kitchen, where we have tile floors and it's easier to clean. But where did he get it into his little head that he has to throw up into his own bowl of cat food. ?

Why Newgrounds, why? What possible reason would a cat or any animal have for walking to it's own food dish and throwing up into it?

Boy, I guess when they say stupidity has no bounds, they mean NO bounds.

It's not a bad game. It's got charm, I'll give it that much. I'd drop 30 bucks on it depending on if you've got the cash.

Good points, but the PS3 doesn't have any games that I "can't live without". Not to mention I am a social gamer, so I'd never get to play games like Gears of War, Halo, Modern Warfare, and Bad Company with my friends again.

At 2/28/10 06:21 PM, alexome12 wrote: They fix them for free now, why wouldn't you want to get it repaired?

It's not under warranty anymore so they want 100 dollars to fix it.

I think that's the route I'm going to go. I don't really have the money to get a new one and because of the sentimental value my 360 holds.

Thanks for the advice everyone.