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Assuming that we we all ate the diet that was perfect for us, we'd still have to deal with our cells deteriorating after so many divisions. The key to prolonging life is to keep our cells in tip top shape.

The taliban is just like any other organization. No matter what group you look at, you're going to find some real dumb bastards in it.

Nothing special. Dinner and a movie with the girlfriend maybe. Then I'll come back home and masturbate.

OH DEAR GOD! There's pornography on the internet?

Hide it from the kids, hide it from your wife, hide it from yo husband cause they'll be showing it to everyone up in here.

love the things we enjoy.

Hot dogs.

As a Packers fan, what else can I say. I hope the Packers win, and I know they're going to win the big one.

But really, I'm just happy they won today.

YES YES YES! GO PACK GO.

I'm thinking we'll be facing the Steelers. Now that will be a game.

At 1/20/11 02:54 AM, sandwich-eater wrote: I've never seen that show.. it sounds kind of mean though. Making fun of people who died.
Oh well, off to look at some episodes on youtube.

It's ok to make fun of how people die as long as the cause of death is their own stupidity.

The first round was great. I don't think the Seahawks will fare too well at soldier field. Being a Packer fan, I think it'd be great to see the Packers and Bears go at it for the NFC Crown. I think that we can expect a Packers/Patriots Super Bowl. A rematch of Super Bowl XXXI.

1,102 Times. And that's just in the past two months or so since I reset my computer.

It would be a beautiful and natural place unspoiled by humanity.

Just like the rest of the world because humans originated from Africa.

At 12/27/10 04:09 AM, Engimal wrote: So no. I just don't understand why some people think they have to joina group saying that someone else beliefs are wrong. Why not let them be?

By that logic identifying yourself as part of any religion is wrong because you're saying everyone is wrong but you.

That really sucks. I got hit by a car in front of my school several years ago. I was lucky though, I got shaken up but I didn't need any medical attention.

At 12/7/10 11:56 PM, FourSwordsKing wrote:

At 12/7/10 11:52 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Lions have never been to a Super Bowl.
They probably won't, not in my lifetime.

Hm....I really thought that they had made it at least once. Guess not.

The Lions haven't even won a playoff game since Eisenhower was in office. Before there even was a superbowl.

I'm hoping that the Packers make it. I'd love to see a Packers vs Patriots superbowl.

At 12/4/10 02:03 AM, thekingofmadness wrote: You fly back home, looking down the barrel of a .45. One bullet through the head. It's all over.

Any thoughts on my story?

If you're on an airplane and you have a gun out. Someone at airport security didn't do their job.

At 10/29/10 07:37 PM, blazer133 wrote:

At 10/29/10 07:14 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: A

A has a letter.
A has a letter.

I

I has a letter.
A has a letter.

I found a couple exceptions. Deal with it.

Wrong

A has one letter

One has three letters

three has five letters

five has four.

A and one are the same thing.

A

A has a letter.
A has a letter.

I

I has a letter.
A has a letter.

I found a couple exceptions. Deal with it.

Wow, that's... that's really fucked up. Gotta be some history of mental illness there.

Oswald was a member of the Knights Templar and killed Kennedy so that his Piece of Eden could be taken from him.

Look it up. It's a fact.

Genesis all the way back at 62? Blasphemy. Other than that, it looks like they got it about right.

Yeah, it's a shame that XBOX live doesn't have some sort of option where I can stop listening.

And it would be great if there were some way I could tell xbox live that I don't want to play with certain people that I have played with and had less than positive experiences with.

The best part is that her head goes out of frame right after the watermelon hits.

It won't be long until someone with enough skill edits that video so it looks like the watermelon wins.

Naw. Twilight is already as cool as it's going to be.

No.

Who's even suggesting that?

It's the final resting place for 1500 people, the cost to raise it would be astronomical if it's even possible, if we tried, we'd probably destroy it, and we wouldn't learn anything new about it even if we did get it up that we can't learn from sending people and robots down to look at it.

I was at the store and I just returned not so long ago. When I returned, my mother told me this story.

Apparently, just before I got back, some thin blonde, teenage girl, dressed in blue, ran into our house, used the bathroom, right next to the enterance, then ran back outside without a word to my mother, who thought it was me returning from the store?

I don't understand Newgrounds. Why would someone run into the house of someone they don't know, use the bathroom and run out? What if this were the home of a rapist murderer or something? It's not everyday that some girl runs into a house and pulls her pants down. That's about a third of the work already done.

As much as I didn't want it to be, it was funny.

Honestly it's

"Yeah, get some" -Douchebag in Avatar.

It made the whole movie.

At 5/31/10 01:17 PM, Fender-Bender wrote:

At 5/31/10 01:11 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Drowning. Being trapped in the darkness with no sound except for the bubbles rushing past your face as you gasp for the air that's not there. The gripping feelings of claustrophobia and helplessness slowly clenching down you you like the hands of death around your neck.

Too scary and graphic for me :O

It is true. The rending of one's soul from their fragile mortal body is never a plesent thought. Death's scythe may cleave us in twine in a moment. At the grim reapers mighty whim, we may be seperated from our very being, cast into oblivion from this heaven which we mire with conflict. Woe is us that we obtain only a glimpse of the light we have before being thrown into the darkness.

Drowning. Being trapped in the darkness with no sound except for the bubbles rushing past your face as you gasp for the air that's not there. The gripping feelings of claustrophobia and helplessness slowly clenching down you you like the hands of death around your neck.