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At 4/18/11 10:54 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 4/18/11 10:19 AM, Asandir wrote: What´s about snorlax?

Can you think of characters besides ones from "Pokemon"?

Not offhand, but here we go.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Ma in/EyesAlwaysShut

Let's not forget Brock's Dad then.

Honestly, I can't think of any characters that keep their eyes closed all the time other than Brock.

A big earthquake to hit Cal. within 30 years?

That seismologist must have had to go to school for like a bajillion years to make an estimate like that.

I think that badger is going to bite that Oompa-Loompa's face.

When in doubt, don't cause trouble when you don't have to.

Ask. "Will the other guard say that his door is the door to heaven."

The one that says yes guards the door to heaven.
The one that says no guards the door to hell.

No. No. No.

You might be able to use it as a starting point to look for other sources, but do not cite it or use it as a source. Just don't.

I've never done it to intentionally get high, but I do like the smell. mmmm

Assuming I had a hot sister who was on the pill and wouldn't tell my girlfriend. I'd do it.

At 2/28/11 06:49 PM, Cootie wrote: Death by snoo-snoo.

Apart from death while sleeping, this is the way to go.

Ohio. It can do strange things to a man.

At 2/28/11 02:16 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:

At 2/28/11 10:04 AM, Zendra wrote:

At 2/28/11 10:01 AM, Makakaov wrote: You could not access to the NG because you're gay.

Since when is NG a noun?

Since when is NG not a noun?

I'm pretty sure that Newgrounds isn't just a noun, it's a proper nounn

Wow. If you make the graphics really crappy, and squint really hard, it almost looks like a naked barbie doll. Amazing.

There's no one in your house, on your block, or in your city. As far as you can tell, every human being has vanished off the face of the Earth, leaving you behind.

What do you do?

Wandering around eating grass and or dying of starvation.

My best guess would be nylon.

At 2/27/11 01:22 AM, Space-Whale wrote: No, imagine if somebody fucked your mother. That's not a very good thing now is it?

Everybody's mother gets fucked by someone. They're called dads.

I find more often than not, it serves as a warning to those who would repeat the mistake of making that kind of thread. Plus, why not. Every post counts.

Oh dear god, kill it with fire! Don't let the children see. Quick, before it couples with our females.

I have 1.4 posts per day. I'd like to fix that.

Go for it. Just don't knock her up until your parents are dead.

The Sheboygan

Fuck yeah, my city has a burger named after it. How badass is that?

Patchscratch

M Burned to a crisp
J Bitten by snakes
O Lived life too fast
L Bled and Bled
N Pummeled by fists
I Lost front brakes
R Rotted in Jail
C Disease of the brain
H Sealed in a Tomb
I Lost front brakes
E Buried alive
F Stabbed through the eye

Looks like a long horrible fate will affect me.

I'll be bitten by a snake. I'll survive but the toxin will affect my brain. i'll become more aggressive and get into a one sided fight and get my ass kicked. After spending a long time in jail for assault, I'll be released and develop a drug addiction back on the street. One day, I'll be under the influence of drugs while driving and go off a cliff due to broken brake lines.

I'll sustain several injuries, including large burns across my body, several arteries being broken and a large shard of glass in my eye. Finally, the cliff I just drove off will fall down onto me, sealing my fate.

Bye everyone.

Three Wooden Crosses by Randy Travis. It always makes me cry.

I spend around 20 minutes on the john normally. I like to relax and think while I'm on it.

Contact the police and tell them you're taking the threats seriously. That will get him in a lot a trouble. And it will be funny as hell.

Maybe the person who bought it died? Or they're talking with an accountant or someone to decide what to do with their money when they get.

Or perhaps they just have a flair for the dramatic.

Fox News. You are so dumb, you are really dumb. For real.