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Holy crap, that's genius. I vote for the give the Jews everything plan.

How many times can you twist your testicles around each other before it really starts to hurt?

666 is the number of the beast. What's so scary about 666,666?

At 5/30/11 03:53 AM, Sevkat wrote: BP points - Vote accordingly on submissions under judgement in the Flash Portal (Purple ones) vote 0, and it gets blammed, you gain a blam point, vote 5 and it passes, you get a pass point. If you vote 0 on a flash and it passes, you get nothing, and vice-versa.

But what about 1-4 one might ask?

Voting 0 or 1 on flash that's under judgment and gets blammed will earn you a blam point.
Voting 2,3,4, or 5 on a flash that passes will earn a protection point.

At 5/28/11 06:40 PM, Dogmeat wrote: Lock a thread to teach a lesson showing threads like that aren't tolerated, delete if it's obscene or a repeated offense I figure.

There ya go.

At 5/27/11 07:02 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: Wouldn't you make more profit by melting down pennies and selling the copper?

Yes. But that's illegal.

Disney is smart not to fuck with the guys who train every day to go and carry out the most dangerous missions we can think up for them.

At 5/27/11 05:32 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 5/27/11 03:40 PM, Japati wrote: Also you're pretty stupid.
The journey back to Earth wouldn't affect a baby at all. It 's no different from say a car journey. Shuttles don't go back into the atmosphere at insane speed, the speed is controlled, otherwise they wouldn't be able to stop in time for landing.

Yeah, and the astronaut courses taking years and preparing their bodies to survive and fully work under great pressures and other dagerous enviremental factors that costs shitload of money is just for a plot for a sci-fi movies, and mostly for fun.

The astronauts undergo physical training for a lot of reasons. Liftoff is stressful, spacewalks are long and physically demanding, but landing is not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOieURpnb m0

The reason they don't make them anymore is inflation. ((sarcastic)really?)) Don't get smart with me. It used to be worth it to make them because a half cent had more buying power back in the old days. Once they had almost no buying power, they stopped making them. It wasn't worth it to make it anymore.

Pennies cost more to make then they're worth.

... I'll miss you pennies.

You guys are overthinking things way too much. The only reason we haven't had sex in space is because of psychological reasons. It would be a lot to ask of our astronauts to be having sex with each other. It could create some very complicated relationships.

I find it unlikely that sex would create any moisture globules that would be of any concern. Sweat would stay stuck to the people and any seamen would be confined to inside the woman or a condom where it could easily be disposed of.

The lack of gravity would probably be of little concern. We float in a sack of fluid inside our mothers here on earth anyway. We're upside down a lot of the time too. The effects of zero gravity on a developing fetus would be beyond minimal.

If a fetus did begin to develop, a ride back down to earth shouldn't be a problem. Launching a rocket is very stressful on a human body. Landing a shuttle however, is not. It would more or less be like an airplane landing. Not exactly recommended, I would think, but it shouldn't cause any major complications.

There are some complications to reproducing in space. Giving birth is one of them. It's very messy and will require a lot of thinking through to figure out how to handle it. With any luck, taking away the stress of gravity will make birthing easier for women.

If we're to grow and prosper as a species, the next step is to go into space. And to do that, we'll have to learn to reproduce up there.

Good luck with it. I've had countless ideas floating around the ol' noggin for 7 years now. Never really got in the mindset to get very far on any of them though.

At 5/15/11 05:13 AM, Ninjafap wrote: No, reduce them to their tiniest parts and they don't exist. Reduce my brain to its tiniest parts and my thoughts are merely a cluster of ions. I have no power to define anything. "Subjective" is a logical fallacy.

Reducing your brain to its tiniest parts would require enlarging it.

At 5/11/11 12:56 PM, gouldars wrote: you know school is realy boring so i dont understand why the gouvernement does nt reduce the amount of shool days in a week

Because you don't know how to capitalize, use commas, spell government or not and can't use a period to end your sentence.

But no, seriously, good point. You should be on debate team.

The only reaction I can muster to this is...

What.

Also, I was born in Minneapolis. Does that make me a hipster?

The fact doesn't change Phoenix, that you have offered not one piece of solid evidence to back up your theory. Not only that but you are entrenching yourself in a position where no matter what proof of the official story is offered up to you, you will be able to dismiss all the evidence and feel like a hero to yourself for doing so.

You are not part of a vanguard of truth seekers that will uncover this great conspiracy.
You are a hypocritical loon who will be forgotten about. No body will even care enough about your theory to remember how wrong you were.

Where do you get off admitting that you don't have any hard proof of your theory and then rallying us to action? You tell us that we can't believe the government because they have no proof, but we can believe you even though you don't have any proof.

Am I a horrible person for plugging in "rape" and almost shitting myself laughing at all the slogans?

Life begins with rape.
Master of rape.
Super size. Super rape.
Bigger. Better. Rape.
Nonstop rape.
Sunny, magic, rape.

I'll take the washer and dryer.

It depends on which god you mean. The old testament one or the new testament one. The old testament one was a real douchebag. But the new testament one seems to have really mellowed out.

At 5/5/11 10:01 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: www.squattheplanet.com

No, seriously.

Everything you need to know, right at your fingertips.

Thanks. Looks like a good resource. I'll try to go somewhere that has wifi like the library so I can use it often.

My mother says she's kicking me out in a week and this time she means it. She's disabled and that means that I'm responsible for taking care of the house and things like that. Problem is that I'm a fat horrible lazy bastard who never does anything. The house is always messy, I don't have a job, I haven't looked into going to college since I graduated almost two years ago now, I take her car out and about to have fun with my friends and (as of two days ago ex) girlfriend. And lets not forget that I spend almost all my free time trying to escape reality by playing videogames.

I'd really like to change, but for some reason I haven't been able to make any headway. So, seeing I'm a fat (360lb) fucking, lazy, uneducated, mooching, jobless son of a bitch, my only choice is going to be homeless, walking the streets,

Does any one have any tips on how to survive being homeless?

At 5/4/11 02:21 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: By that logic i should have the right to express my viewpoints on US without people bitching at me :D

lol

Bitching at you is protected under the the first amendment. Deal with it.

A war with Pakistan might be coming, but I expect a lot of smaller measures to be taken against them first. Once the celebratory mood dies down around the world, Pakistan is going to have to answer a lot of questions.

Not only that, Al Queda has attacked several countries around the world. I would think that an India/Pakistan war is more likely.

At 5/3/11 01:00 AM, TheGrim wrote: For one, you need to chill the fuck down. What about the millions of people we killed with the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They were innocent. So cool the fuck off, they worked too, you think our actions are justified by war? He essentially called a war on America. So get the hell out of here and get your facts straight, dumbass!

Estimates range from 150,000 to 246,000. That's really high, but far from 1 Million.

My condolences. It's always hard outliving a beloved pet.

At 5/2/11 09:18 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: I dont think its wrong that we killed him but there isn't anything to celebrate. I'm ashamed being a US citizen seeing all these people in front of the white house screaming in joy over the assassination of a terrorist. I hope a fucking drunk driver goes in that area and wipes out some of the idiotic scum.

Terrorist who has killed thousands = Evil
People happy he won't ever kill another person = More evil than said terrorist.

You're either a troll or a horrible person.

Or stupid.

Humans originated in africa and the holy land where the jews come from isn't too far from it. I wouldn't be surprised if most people had some jewish blood and I'd be really surprised if you could find someone who had NO african lineage.

There's no doubt in my mind that Al Queda will try something. But they're a relatively small organization. And not a whole lot of people are going to be swelling their ranks. A lot of people fighting us in Afghanistan are fighting us because we are there and they don't like it. Not because of an ideology that we are evil.

Osama's death is not going to affect the War on Terror all that much, and that goes both ways. It doesn't give us any grand advantage, but it's not going to help Al Queda.

Jesus, you're misinterpreting the reasons why people are celebrating. I highly doubt anyone is celebrating because they think that Osama's death will signal the end of the war on terror. Everyone knows it's not going to bring back the people who were killed on 9/11 or any of the other terrorists attacks carried out by Al Queda. Nor will it bring back soldiers or civilians who have died in Afghanistan.

We celebrate because this man will no longer do evil. Al Queda will go on, but we will continue to hunt the enemies of peace wherever they may be.

We got our revenge on the man who has killed thousands around the world. We got justice for those who died. We set a goal and we achieved it.

Suck it up and be a man.