so last night i log off, then this morning i wake up and turn on my monitor and it says "incorrect password"

this can mean oNLY ONE THINBG: MY CATS ATTEMPTED TO HAXOR MY FILES TO GAIN KNOWLEDGE OFT THE TRUTH

i cant even look at them in the eyes anymore :(

this is probably high on the list

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiJqtRkGL iA

i dont know if i ever have, but all i know is whenever someone is trying to kill me in my dreams, i wake up terrified like it was really happening. i never remember is they ever get to kill me at all. i think i wake up just in time

bros thanks for the positive feedback. usually you newground fucks are mean to me. you newground fucks aren't so bad after all =D

bros, check out my video on youtube, i am very proud of it. It took me a very long time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atz3Z3sIP 2M

mine was very anti-climatic

Q: where to hide when killer monkeys can fly
A: MonkeyReadsNewspaper.jpg

i fapped

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Act now, because Time Is running out on this deal!

At 7/5/09 01:21 AM, Vortex wrote: I'm glad I found this thread , very suiting as this L's about to get sparked, happy 4th nigazz

damn you said the N word!!! holy shit!!!!!

At 6/15/09 03:08 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: Sooooo im playing with my new kitty, as she never sleeps. She is chasing after my hand on the couch, trying to catch it. Of course I was not gonna let her catch it :D. But, she pounced when I was not looking and started biting and scratching my hand. I thought it was cute, until I looked at my hand. Scratch marks and bite marks everwere! (On my arm too)

So I thought I might share this with you guys, cause your cool like that :3

Wow! It looks to me like your cat sure fucked up your hand, man!

This is just irrelevent typing because 87.7% of my text was a quote, so I was told to delete some of the quote, but the quote is fantastic and I don't want to delete any of it, I would rather just make it so that 87.7% of my post is not a quote, and in fact my own thoughts and ideas.

Voted Newgrounds. Lol, it's at number 1 by more than 500 votes :p

I like "Debaser"
there's just something about it

I have a crummy guitar, but my amp makes up for it :')

At 2/19/09 11:26 AM, SnakeYukin wrote: Sent lines to you via email. Should be getting soon, hopefully.

Hey I sent you an email back, I am indeed going to use your lines! Good job and thanks for paticipating!

Mods can lock this if they stumble upon it!

I didn't know about this thread, so here's the topic I created a while ago:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1029 692

I still need someone to do this!!

Bump. Still looking...

Bump.

Hey,

I am working on a comedy movie about a cat in a business suit that talks. I am looking for someone who can do the dialogue for one of the cats, and do it well.

===
DIALOGUE:
Line 1:
This is said in an attempt to stop a cat from jumping off a roof, committing suicide.
"WAIT! Don't Jump, bro! You have so much to live for!"

Line 2:
This is said as the cat prepares to tackle the other cat to stop him.
"Let me help you find Jesus!"

Line 3:
This is said as both cats are falling off the building.
"I guarantee that I did not plan for this."
===

Requirements:
-Audio must be clean (no fuzz or noise in the background)
-Audio must be sent to my email or uploaded online somewhere so I can download it
(my email is mister_sambert@hotmail.com )
-Post in this thread if you have recorded the Audio and let me know how you're getting it to me
-Save the audio as your NG username (ex. mistersambert1.mp3, mistersambert2.mp3, etc)
-Voice can sound like anything - be creative, hopefully it's an entertainingly funny voice
-I will accept as many applicants as possible until I hear the one I want to use
-I will post in this thread once I've heard who I'm using, letting you all know (I'll also send a PM to the person I use)

Payout:
Who's ever voice I use will get 5% of all profit my movie makes. It will be the first time I put an Ad in my movie, so I don't know much about it now, but that's how the main revenue will be made. (If my movie, for some reason, doesn't make any money off the Ad, neither will you, sorry!)

If anyone has questions, you can email me or post in this thread!

There is currently no ETA on when the movie will be finished, I am working on it slowly, paying attention to small details, so it will probably take me a bit.

Below is a Work In Progress screenshot of what the movie looks like.

Thanks for the interest!

It wasn't meant to be a prank call like:
"Ya I dropped my excks bawks in the toilet and now it only plays PS3 games"

it was meant to be a serious call with a funny voice. Disapointing that no one likes it... I guess me and my friend just have a very different sense of humor

you guys didnt even think the voice was funny?! at all??

My friend and I (mostly my friend) did this prank. we do lots, but i spent a few hours throwing this together.

Please watch and tell me if it was funny or not and what needs to be improved!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Cws0Z4Y os

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie wItem&item=330302064929

At 12/22/08 12:23 AM, Mr-Shark wrote: Mistersambert.. now there's a mother fuckier I haven't heard from in awhile

holy smokes! didnt know you surfed the BBS! i am lolcat69 on vgdc!

At 12/22/08 12:23 AM, EpicFail wrote: Make a decent flash in a couple of days.

hmmmmmmmmmm!

At 12/22/08 12:24 AM, friendly-bear wrote:

At 12/22/08 12:23 AM, EpicFail wrote: Make a decent flash in a couple of days.

no, just make a flash that good enough to pass the portal but shitty enough to do in 30 minutes..

hmmmmmmmmmm! x2

I know I am no big deal, but I thought I would let you know 2008 is the first year I have not submitted any flash since 2004... I tried a few times, but never finished...

Here's to hoping 2009 is my "comeback" year, lol

god fucking damnit
dont mind me, this video just reminded me of how much i fucking hate news anchor people types... dumbest fucking people on the planet....

At 12/2/08 08:05 PM, Purpin wrote: This should do the trick.

lmao, that made my night!
but now i feel sorry for that kid!!

i had a boner until i saw her face.
eww

i dont want to die
and i dont want to know what happens after i die

maybe we just cease to be... and thats that? maybe??

that's why we have fucked up killers in this world... because of cunts like that

that leaves a lasting impression on a young mind

I too have a fear of grasshoppers (and bugs in general) and there is no cure... believe me... it'll be like this forever :'(