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At 9/8/06 05:11 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote:

Because New Jersey is so clean.

Ohhhh man...ahahah, I always love me a New Jersey joke.

At 9/8/06 05:09 PM, W31RD0 wrote: So my professor is going to take 9-11 off to supposedly go visit ground zero or some shit.

Seriously, WTF? What a lazy douche! 3000 people didnt die so you can see the sights in NY!

So what? You'll get a substitute. Be happy that your teacher cares about 9/11.

At 8/17/06 01:20 AM, DarkNati0nX wrote: Prolouge (Story)

...dot...dot...dot...dot...

At 9/8/06 05:06 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Fuck You Bob you make shity music and your a fagget !!!

You better hope Bobby doesn't read that, punk.

At 9/8/06 03:49 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: I hate a lot of blacks

Thank you.

Meaness

Christmas

won

Are you retarded?

Or five years old?

At 9/7/06 09:18 PM, __CapnCrunch__ wrote: No doubt, best N64 game ever. Superior graphics, awesome guns, stunning soundtrack, multiplayer (need I say more?), great story mode, and cheats. Honestly, Super Mario 64, Super Smash Brothers, and The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time have nothing on Goldeneye!

Shyeah, man. I hooked up my N64 the other night to play Goldeneye.

2 on 2 + library + power weapons= hours of Goldeneye ownage.

Its a FPS classic.

Im gonna play that again soon. tee hee.

At 9/7/06 04:27 PM, AmFifa2006 wrote: You sick fuck. You make me sick. If I met you in person I would beat the shit out of you.

Secondeded hes a fuckin dick. He shoulda been one of those towers.

At 9/5/06 05:44 PM, joesmokem2112 wrote: ex-fucking-actly!!! if you sit there and cry over terrorist attacks, then the terrorists have won!!!

There are no terrorists believe it or not (well...that attack the U.S). You think those huge buildings went down because of a fire? No. I understand there were planes that got crashed into it...but still, they wouldnt have fell.

They wouldn't of fell in the same fucking hour either, cmon man. Those were the only buildings in history to fall because of a fire. Shyeah . There were bombs at the bottom of the building most definately. Not set by terrorists either. They were set by our government to open up new policies. And for the owner to collect a HEFTY amount of money.

Just watch the loose change vidocumentary on goolgle videos, if you're skeptical. (like me when my brother told me to watch it) Its true stuff. They explain it way better than me.

At 9/6/06 07:17 PM, sonicmega wrote: Who is the teacher out of all your classes this year that you hate the most? Why?

This hot Bio teacher I have. She puts on a crazy act, trying to get a rise out of everyone. She threw an eraser at my head for falling asleep. I woke up really confused.

I cried myself to sleep.

Whats the point of doing all of these huge algebraic expressions and all of that bullcrap. When we have computers and calculators to do it for us? It's a waste of time.

I hate numbers

At 9/6/06 09:19 PM, vavaxman wrote: take an IQ test and post ur result here. I'll tell you how hard it's gonna be for u!

im taking private college physics+chemistry classes while im just in high school, and thats actually easy to me.

May I lick you?

At 9/6/06 04:57 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 9/6/06 04:55 PM, vannila_guerilla wrote: Fuck you too you racist bastard! Aren't you guys supposed to be banned for this shit?

Oh, I have a slight bias against black people, therefore I should be banned for life without redemption.

Is that right?

Everyones a little racist...some people don't care who knows it. Me also.

leave the man alone.

At 9/6/06 07:36 PM, L3tt3rz wrote: DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE. YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Man..I can't stop listening. ^_^

Old news...but it's still pretty amusing.

At 9/5/06 05:16 PM, SCG wrote:

At 9/5/06 05:14 PM, MisterDielectric wrote:

At 9/5/06 05:04 PM, SCG wrote:

GO AMERICA!! LOLZZZZ!!! GO DUBYA!! LOLLZZZ!!

Shame that you weren't present there.

Where? lolololololololol

At 9/5/06 05:04 PM, SCG wrote: Ever thought that he is not american? Yep, its a world wide tragedy if its americans. I don't see you mourning about any dead Serbians from the second world war, it was about a million or so, or any other major tragedies.

Oh wait, no you don't, you are a hypocrite, go fuck yourself.

GO AMERICA!! LOLZZZZ!!! GO DUBYA!! LOLLZZZ!!

At 9/5/06 04:58 PM, -HighCaliberShark- wrote

Congradulations on reading the last two words!

dumb ass.

At least I can spell *congratulations*

And I read and understand a post before I quote.

(dumbass is one word)

At 9/5/06 04:53 PM, -HighCaliberShark- wrote: Nobody in other countries care because it didn't happen to them. Imagine if it happened in england, you wouldn't care. You would say you feel sorry for them, but nothing else. It happened 5 years ago, we havent forgotten because the right-wingers shove it down our throats and wont allow us to. So please, shut up.

Did I say something so horrible that it made you tell me to shut up? Fuck you.

At 9/5/06 04:43 PM, Leon_cleric wrote: was it sad? yes.
do we need to remeber? yes
Do we need to keep talking about it? no

Okay man...I had no idea that (most) people around the world really didn't care as much as me. Maybe its because I live pretty close to NYC. But Im the only fuckin person that takes this seriously in this thread. This isn't something people should make fun of. FDNY firemen went up there to save people and ended up dying. They gave their lives to help people. And there were so many good people that were killed for no reason in those towers.

At 9/5/06 04:33 PM, Leon_cleric wrote: Nothing. 9/11 is over rated.

Go fuck yourself really, really hard. Over rated? You know how many people died?

Asshole

I started being pretty active just as I got UOTD. It was pretty weird. I got it like a few weeks ago.

I'm kewl.

At 9/5/06 04:29 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: What do you call a dead baby nailed to a wall?

Art.

Da Da Daa!

I don't find that remotely amusing....

You upset me.

I wish I knew more dead baby jokes.

At 9/5/06 04:25 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: This thread is full of tasteless humor

What fo you call a dead baby nailed to a wall?

Art.

Da Da Daa!

What do you call a dead baby in a tub, with no arms and legs?

Bob.

hoorahh

At 9/5/06 04:15 PM, -marz- wrote: tells dead baby jokes.

The funny thing is he's sixty four and it's a catholic school.

What do you call a baby, with flesh eating disease at a party?

Dip.

yay

At 9/5/06 03:10 PM, Gnarly wrote: Argh, first day of highchool today.

Everything went fine, EXCEPT, The damned locks on our lockers

I am probably the worst at these things ever.

help me out! i didnt open it once today!

At least you have a locker...my bookbag was my locker today, and probably tomorrow too. Its like a damn anvil.

At 9/5/06 03:21 PM, -Frank- wrote: FRESHMAN HUNT

Hey, hey, hey fuck you man.

At 9/4/06 10:26 PM, -Der_Nightmare- wrote: What?. How can i not be considered a regular?

-Der_Nightmare- is a sexy regular.

At 9/4/06 03:09 AM, insert_pie wrote: What is this 'smacks' you speak of?

Its a sweet ass cereal.