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Mmmkay, I'm doin a stick FBF flash, for kicks and giggles. And theres a dude who does a cartwheel down a flight of stairs, grabs onto a light fixture wire, swings back and fourth, then drops to the ground.

I want this bastard to die somehow.

I was thinking that the light bulb above him, falls on his head and sets him on fire.

Mmmkay...my friend said there should be a dude at the top of the flight of stairs, who switches off the light, and the screen goes black for a second. Then when the light goes back on...our little stick friend is massacred.

Mmmkayz...I like the fire idea, because it has fire.

And I like Nicky Poos idea too, because its slightly humorous, and requires less work.

Which idea should I do, home slice biscuits?

At 9/12/06 07:58 PM, BigBlueWhale wrote:

Anyway I just realized how cool it would be if it were for real!

Hmmm... I've got you topped.

Pokemon in real life!

Shyahh!

At 6/23/06 03:07 AM, Da_Ale wrote: The Red Sox rule!!!
Tell me how much u like them.

Yanks, Yanks, Yanks.

I'm not a baseball fan.

But since I live in NY, it's my job to piss off Red Sox Fans.

Yanks, Yanks, Yanks.

At 9/12/06 05:32 PM, werewolf_bite wrote: Enough is enough. Stop destroying young kids's lives. Stop with the fucken brainwashing. How the hell do you expect those kids to realise the truth and be open mined when you are feeding them bunch of lies on cracks? Just kill yourself because you are not worth it. If you can't take care of yourself then you don't even deserve to live. This goes out to all those religious shitheads.

Can you shut up, and go eat some shit?

I'd love to see some hot green shit, spread all over your face.

At 9/11/06 05:26 PM, PoisonedV wrote: I'm a noob at flash pretty much, and I just wanted to ask you guys if my (short) explosion is any god (well more like a bullet hit thingy)

Why would there be an explosion because of a bullet?

Anyhow it was a good explosion.

At 9/11/06 04:15 PM, metal_gear_ray wrote: how do i not get so many bugs in my flash i tryed about everything i know but it still buggy

It still buggy, eh? Work on your actionscript.

Heres a good tutorial that helped me.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/321185

I guess i'll ask while im here...

Is it easy? I was thinking about using it too.

At 9/11/06 04:47 PM, simspet wrote: At 9/11/06 12:26 AM, Thestalos wrote
I DONT GIVE A FLYING SHIT ABOUT 9/11
Seriously every day there are terrorist attacks all over the world. People need to get over it. I dont care if orfants were left. EVERY DAY PARENTS DIE OF DISEASES you dont hear that on the news.

FUCK U

Please put a bullet in your brain.

At 9/11/06 03:06 PM, FordMustangClock wrote: I send my condolences to all of the victims of the heinous attack on the WTC and the Pentagon. I am proud to be an American.

I would high five you.

At 9/11/06 01:21 PM, Monocrom wrote:

At 9/11/06 01:20 PM, Lucifer_morningstar wrote: Government did it anyway

Aw....... Not this crap again!

Are you seriously denying the loose change video? How?

At 9/11/06 01:20 PM, Lucifer_morningstar wrote: Government did it anyway

You asshole!!

You beat me to it.

Everyone needs to see this video

http://video.google...-7218920724339766288
Link again

tee hee

http://video.google...-7218920724339766288

Thats a video proving that terrorists didn't attack the U.S.

At 9/10/06 01:09 AM, TOhasBO wrote:

PS. what the hell does "zomg" stand for?

lol

I'm not really an avid watcher...I saw all of em up until maybe the 60th? I stopped watching a while ago. Maybe its because my Halo 2 obsession ended.

At 9/10/06 06:19 PM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote:

EXPLAINATIONS.

MisterDielectric-80% original, have to look tiwce at it but not thought proviking

Hah thats actually true. I can recall a few times on the BBS when people said my name as MisterDilectic. So people really don't absorb all of the letters.

At 9/10/06 12:17 PM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote: try me i will elaborate

If you're still elaborating, elaborate mine.

At 9/8/06 06:16 PM, Apocalypse- wrote:

At 9/8/06 06:03 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: Isn't Apocalypse good enough? It's a swell alias.

Yes it is. I'm gonna keep it... Thanx to all the guys that did'nt made gay names!

Hahah good. I doubt you would of topped Apocalypse anyways. Its muy badass.

At 9/8/06 06:12 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 9/8/06 05:58 PM, Wegra2006 wrote: When you first found NG what was it like? what did you do?

I made a fucking fool out of myself. Laugh it up.

That was very brave of you.

At 9/8/06 05:58 PM, Wegra2006 wrote: When you first found NG what was it like? what did you do?

Ohhhh man. A couple of years ago, me and my friend stumbled upon Balthor's Tales From Hell By Matzerath. And some flash called "Buttplug" or something. Lots of Lmao'ing happened, lemme tell ya.

Little did I know I'd return a few years later, and become the best member NG has ever had.

At 9/8/06 05:42 PM, Lettuceclock wrote: The godlike entity known as Highschool. It was killer, they told us. Hours of homework a day for EACH CLASS. The assured us that if we even made one little mistake on our essays, they would get F's. If we forget to write our names or dates, they get thrown away, no exeptions. The teachers where mean, and if we didn't do our best we would be chewwed up.

Shyeah, those bastards lied to us about high school. It's not half as bad as they said.

Maybe it's because I'm in Special Ed.

At 9/8/06 06:02 PM, Chalis wrote:

:The teams looked like they were going to vomit.

Can't they sue if they throw up?

At 9/8/06 05:53 PM, Apocalypse- wrote: Can you help me? Mke it sexy, hot and funny!

Isn't Apocalypse good enough? It's a swell alias.

At 9/8/06 05:56 PM, fingers_of_fury wrote: erm............ fish_cakes (sorry it was a bit random)

(Sorry it was a bit gay)
Stop saying random, its overused. "LOLZ THATS SO RANDOM!!11"

Schmeganky?

no?

At 9/7/06 05:26 PM, grif3922 wrote: I know some basic ones, but I wanna make a list lol.

You forgot "thasts wuyt googlez foar rofl rolf"

Shyeah im good.

At 9/8/06 04:33 PM, lollehpop wrote: Hi i was wundderin how do i maek a webby in xbob codes liek ths:
http://www.fat-pie.com/jerryinfo.htm
1 coz i wud lyk 2 maek one bcoz i wud lyk a site and i lern good also how wud i maek it be really poplar like ebaumwoekd or ng or asbenoblackshep plz?

thx for help

Retarded are we?

At 9/8/06 05:37 PM, TehreTard wrote: Actually, anything below a 70 is an F.

Soooo untrue. You'll find out if you ask.

At 9/8/06 05:28 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: PopEyes. So much better.

Soooooooo seconded on that.

At 9/8/06 05:22 PM, _TheGreatPatten_ wrote: 56 isn't a F! 56 is a D

Nope...anything below 65 is F.

At 9/8/06 05:20 PM, This_is_a_cool_ng wrote: I've recently gotten into smoking.
And I can say that it
sucks.

My breathe stinks and I can't
stop smoking.
Infact, I'm having on right now :'(

Sucks...

Black Tar Heroin is much, much, better. I highly recommend it.

Skip a few steps ;)