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One day me and my friends went to a park to film some skating footage. I attempted a hippy-hop over a tennis court's net...and fell.

A hippy-hop is when a skateboard rolls under the object while the rider jumps over it then lands back on the board again.

Well this tennis court net was pretty high, and since I'm vertically challenged, it made it pretty hard for me to hippy hop it. As you can see by this picture, I failed miserably that try. (I landed it eventually)

I rolled up to the net pretty fast and as I got ready to jump, the board hit a big ass crack in the pavement screwing up the whole jumping process. You can see the crack behind me. My legs got caught on the net and I ended up hitting the left side of my head and my hip on the pavement. It hurt.

Anyways, I think this picture is hilarious because I'm in a state of terror while my friend Ryan (to the right of me) has a careless look on his face while showing some belly skin. It seems he doesn't care that his friend is about to bash his head on concrete. He just makes this picture. Its so priceless.

Which do you think is funnier, the photo. Or my drawing of it that I traced on flash. I can't decide.

At 11/22/06 12:20 AM, CrimsonEdge wrote:
Except there is a dude in a super suit who is taking on an army of aliens. Why not equip everyone with a super suit?

Funds >=)

I am a Halo fanboy. So it's my duty to say...

HAELO TEW!!1 pwn7

At 11/21/06 11:24 PM, LordFetus wrote: Yeah, it looks like Halo 2.5

Ditto on that.

I heard this on a ghost show last night.

Somebody sued a pub because they claimed to be beaten up by a ghost...no joke.

It goes without saying that the case was thrown out, and they were forced to swallow a knife for their stupidity.

At 11/21/06 11:19 PM, CrimsonEdge wrote:
This isn't a personal insult, but it's something interesting I've noticed many Halo fans doing. By the way that you worded what you said, you made it seem as if Halo had some AMAZING story. It doesn't. Infact, Halo has a shittier story than Doom or Quake.

How is the Halo story shitty? I've always thought it was pretty decent.

At 11/21/06 10:53 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote:

At 11/21/06 10:38 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: I don't think the story will get any more interesting after the cliffhanger is revealed; what are they going to do?

Create a satisfying conclusion to the Halo story arc?

Ohhhh we'll see. >=)

(sorry for double-post)

I found it out! AHA! >=D

It stands for Flash Foreigners! Teh n00b winz!1

At 11/21/06 10:31 PM, Tyrant12 wrote:

At 11/21/06 10:29 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: Wait...am I right? Does it stand for Furry Fetish?

'Cause I was joking around, and I read more posts after I posted and I saw Furry related stuff, I think.

You're close but no, it does not stand for Furry Fetish.

Shit. What's it mean then?

Nobody is telling the n00bs anything. >=O

At 11/21/06 10:24 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote:

At 11/21/06 10:20 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: It won't top the 1st and 2nd.

It's just impossible to get any better. I'll end up staying loyal to Halo 2.

Well, Halo 3 will surely beat Halo 2 in terms of a storyline. Unless it ends up like Matrix Revolutions...

The only reason why it's going to beat Halo 2's story is because it will reveal the cliffhanger. Bungie knew what they were doing there, that cliffhanger will make thousands more people buy Halo 3. I don't think the story will get any more interesting after the cliffhanger is revealed; what are they going to do? Discover a THIRD HALO RING =O ? Thats a thinker.

The online will be just like Halo 2. Modders, standbyers, high pitched 10 year olds, cocky MLG players. People who ever went online in Halo 2 know.

It'll basically be the same gameplay but with better graphics. Graphics don't appeal to me, it's all about the gameplay. If they just offer graphics, then its not worth it.

Maybe I'm being a whiny bitch because I'm too poor to buy a 360. But i'll play it at one of my spoiled friends houses. >=D

Wait...am I right? Does it stand for Furry Fetish?

'Cause I was joking around, and I read more posts after I posted and I saw Furry related stuff, I think.

Hecklers suck. They deserve being insulted, it's not right to ruin somebody's act like that.

Michael Richards wasn't wrong for getting upset, everybody is just being pussies about it because he said some naughty words. Ohhh Boo Hoo, godamn media.

At 11/21/06 04:55 PM, Wanion wrote: Link
And it looks just as good as Halo 2...

It won't top the 1st and 2nd.

It's just impossible to get any better. I'll end up staying loyal to Halo 2.

At 11/9/06 04:55 PM, Darius469 wrote: WHAT'S IS UP WITH THIS FF BULLSHIT!? WHAT IS FF!?!?!?!?!?!?

Furry Fetish

At 11/21/06 08:01 PM, Dudeo wrote: This.

Scat porn definately wins.

At 11/20/06 07:36 PM, pwnageFL8studios wrote: dick cheny?

Yesh.

At 11/21/06 10:43 AM, nicholas-deary wrote: What can i do to impove my drawing?

The nose or mouth looks out of proportion to me, by a little bit.

I might be insane though, other than that I think you replicated the album cover pretty flawlessly.

Hmmm...a great drawing.

I'll give it a 70.

It would be around 85-90 if it was original.

At 11/19/06 10:25 PM, mcfucklesthedog wrote:
No it's not... too complex you lack SHTYLEH!

By the way DieElectric, your sig is hilarious.

Thank ya kindly. =)

Dickified.

And hawtified.

I see you only painted the knife...laziness?

Put a wee bit more effort into your work.

The Big Lebowski Bunnies was awesome. Not in the top 5, but it was my favorite today.

At 11/4/06 08:39 PM, Viserack wrote: CHEESEMONKEYS
CHEESEMONKEYS CHEESY CHEESY CHEESEMONKEYS

Just go run somewhere and fall down.

At 11/1/06 08:37 PM, KyleAbnormal wrote: AMERRIKAAAA!!!

Coca Cola! Wonder Bra!

no one will understand

At 10/29/06 08:00 PM, Masculine wrote:

At 10/29/06 07:58 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I take it the ending was open-ended?

No. They all died.

Aghh you dick. I'm gonna see that soon.

No goatse class?!

Im ashamed.

Haha myname is Mr-Fergenmeiler.

Hah, that reminds you of just how insignificant you are to the universe.

Attometer? Jesus...why would there be a meauserement unit that small.

At 10/11/06 10:48 PM, Buddhist wrote: Is this really the future of bikinis? Like in 50 years or less, is that what we'll be seeing

Hey, that's not funny. :'(

At 10/11/06 10:12 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 10/11/06 09:45 PM, TheNotorious wrote: I just read through this topic and found out that everyone is trendwhoring by calling Bam a pussy.

It's not trendwhoring if it's true.

I don't think you could take falls half as good as Bam. He is a PROFESSIONAL skater. To become a professional, you need to fall a hell of alot of times. So he is definately not a pussy. You should of seen the video when he messes up a boardslide down a handrail, and slams his face on the concrete. He didn't take it like a bitch at all.