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Nice rant I must say.

I only make racial remarks towards other Americans...mostly just joking around though. I rarely make any British jokes, so thats a kick in the ass to me. Not all Americans are stupid fatasses. And if they are, they're looked down upon by society. (unless they're a cool stupid fatass)

I really don't like America that much though (as it is). But it's where I live and probably where I will remain. So it's sentimental to me. It's like a drunken uncle that you want to hate, but you just can't because he tells awesome stories. As far as it is with treating their citizens right, I'd say America is doing a damn good job. But I just wish that we'd go to alternative fuel sources for christs sake. Yah, I'm a huge hippy when it comes to that.

All countries have imperfections, being the most powerful country that America is, the imperfections are easier to see. So I just wish that other countries will stop being such hypocrites, and stop badmouthing us so much. The citizens I mean...you can badmouth the politicians as much as you want.

(at least we don't rip the fingernails off of shoplifters...?)

Yummy.

Yeah I started listening to them alot more since this summer.

I've been hooked on Du Hast over all of their other songs. I heard that when I was a young kid, and I always wondered who played it.

At 4/17/07 10:46 PM, RegurgitateDAbortioN wrote: "Put your teeth on the mother fuckin curb! Say Goodnight!"

Fuck yes. I forgot about that.

The. most. badass. part. in. any. movie.

I put milk (or half and half) with sugar and honey.

Tastes splendid I must exclaim.

At 4/17/07 10:42 PM, Sirockalot wrote: "I believe you have my stapler" - Office Space.

Either that or "I can set the building on fire."

Another:

"Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelin'.''

-Die Hard.

Orrrr....

"Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?! Who da' fuck is this?!"

-Die Hard, again.

At 8/23/06 10:04 PM, BlueHippo wrote: congrats to todays UOTD MisterDielectric, an 06 level 9 account. a little over 100 posts, seems to be active for someone new, could one day be something huge on newgrounds, ya never know :0

possible sup to MisterDielectric

Haha, heres my sup, about 8 months later.

I'm still active. And I guess I progressed since then.

Cool Court deserves to be in the top five. >:C

And with all the controversy with the new Xombie chapter, i'm surprised it made number one.

Real surprised...

Oh...this was edited.

My bad.

sorry for double post.

Wait...how do you have his profiles when his identity isn't even confirmed yet?

At 4/16/07 06:37 PM, babo-babo wrote: here is the proof

Similar, but not the same.

At 4/16/07 05:28 PM, soniccheifx2h2 wrote: Yeah, but what I thnk is a unique weapon for sonic that no-one thinks of using for him. A labrice AKA the double axe. What do you think?

You should shove it into your urethra.

I actually shit my pants while eating pizza too.

I was laughing at Scary Movie 2, and wham! Good sized brown spot on me undies.

I held it up to my mom's face just to be a prick. But far enough away that I wouldn't get in trouble. teehee

That sounds like a well thought out and original idea!

You'll make it to the top 50 for sure. Just keep practicing! :)

>:C

At 4/16/07 02:33 PM, Nicholas-Deary wrote: I was annoyed that Out of Sync wasn't on the top five.

Yeah, it got me all emotional.

At 4/16/07 10:04 AM, Rees303 wrote: It was so nice. But they dont do it anymore!

In September 2002, Pepsi Blue was #10 on the most requested soft drinks of Lycos.

Its a Blue Thing.

Who remembers the shitty taste?

I'd rather shit in my own mouth than drink that again.

>:C

Hell yes for Cool Court.

starring Nachos the crosseyed cat.

I doubt thats true...

But the whipping out their cocks line was priceless. Good stuff.

And if you weren't kidding...oh?

Oops, almost forgot...

GOLDENEYE...always Goldeneye. How could I forget?

Timesplitters 2.

Halo/ Halo 2

Cheah.

At 4/16/07 01:08 PM, AnalSex wrote: I cant stop watching these beheading videos and cant stop looking at all these pictures of dead people.

I aint some kind of goth or anything. Infact i'm very religious and believe in God.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Give me a link to one of those beheadings.

I feel like being traumatized.

At 4/16/07 11:19 AM, MrAnimation wrote: I caught a girl masturbating with a science test tube =O

I don't believe you.

>:C

At 4/16/07 03:01 AM, superstatguy wrote:

were talking in the locker room about penis size, because me friend often said his penis was big (I bet he was lying, but that's a different topic) So they asked Dana how big his penis was, and it happened to get really quiet right after he asked it. Dana's response is burned into my mind even more so then any other moment of my life: "Oh, two inches". Now people started to laugh loudly, but he then said something that made everyone in the locker room laughing into tears: "NO, NO! TWO INCHES HARD! TWO INCHES HARD!" He obviously meant two inches soft, but man, everyone in that locker room wouldn't stop laughing. Dana was only 14 or 15 when this happened, so it's not like some 25 year old said this, but it still cause a near-riot from the laughing at the guy.

Haha, I actually remember reading that story a while ago.

Hell yes I did.

At 4/16/07 07:36 AM, JarrodK wrote: You think thats fuckin' bad? Try Livin in Australia buddy! we dont have a 'Hot Day' or 'Droght Day'. You dont know what youre talkin about.

Who me?

I never said it was bad...

At 4/16/07 07:33 AM, Lil-Jimmy wrote: What's... What's a rainday?

I'm guessing it's where it has rained a lot and maybe a bit of flooding?

You know it. We got the biggest down-pour in probably over a decade.

At 4/16/07 07:26 AM, LevelingUp wrote: APRIL FOOLS......ok that was unessesary....i love my pinky...hes still here

You were kidding that whole time?

I got a rain day. First time...ever.

Its the awesomes.

Did he seriously spread nut sweat all over his face too?

Or maybe I misread.

At 4/16/07 12:19 AM, Malachy wrote: okay, what is it? april 15?! well, 16 now. but fuck we're getting shit on by mother nature!

Let me guess...you live in New York too?

I'm getting tons and TONS of rain here (my county is just below the snow covered places).

But who's complaining? This is the first time my school got cancelled due to rain. It's pretty fuggin awesome.

At 4/15/07 07:53 PM, raitendo wrote: no, your comment looked bad before the replies it spawned. like some jealous attempt to put JohnnyUtah down. embarrassing, is what it was.

Nah, nah, nah, shut up.

JohnnyUtah's material WILL get played out quick, mark my words. SqueekyToad's comment wasn't embarassing at all. It was perfectly logical.

I'm not being biased either. I think he's a god for creating Tankmen, but I can see the "cock joke" stuff getting old.

They should just leave it to Marc M.