I also have a cold. The popping eardrums from blowing your nose +9000 times a day isn't fun either.

I can bust some gnarly fs flips and tre flips, bro.

Scat 4 lyf.

At 8/20/09 09:57 PM, Jon4life wrote: Btw, this is her.

I want to do drugs with her...

At 8/20/09 07:29 PM, theRoyalFlush wrote: golden eye all the way!
still occasionally bust out the n64 for it

Goldeneye will never die.

Proximity mines on Library? No. Power weapons on Facility? No. Slappers only on dcdfrgxx? Ok.

I recently got into a car accident going 80mph... we were probably going like 65 when we hit the telephone pole, and it makes me laugh when I think about it. Me and my friend hitting our heads hardcore on our windows, and him crying hysterically because he totalled his car.

Twas fun.

That little faggot and his sarcastic smile. I hope he got decapitated.

At 8/18/09 06:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Then see a doctor about it.

OMG NEWGROUNDS MD,
CAN YOU HELP ME PLEASE?
IT BURNS WHEN I PEE
DON'T WANNA PAY FEES
HEARD ASKING ON THE BBS WAS FREE
IF I SHOW YOU MY DICK, WILL YOU GET ON YOUR KNEES?

Stop yelling at him.

Sleep paralysis sucks, it's horrifying waking up in the middle of a nightmare not being able to move. That happens to me alot. When I wake up I get that weird head achey feeling... I think it's caused by sleeping too much.

Epic-est beard so far.

Your girlfriend doesn't exist. And I hate you.

Duality, Wait and Bleed, Left Behind, and Psychosocial make me feel better when i'm in one of my angsty moods. Those are the only Slipknot songs I listen to, and i think they're alright...so eat me.

At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline

OMG!! Are you dating a supermodel??? You're definitely cooler than everybody...

At 8/18/09 01:20 AM, SeventeenDicks wrote: That's completely relevant to this awesome thread.

kbye

At 8/17/09 11:42 PM, SeventeenDicks wrote: Eyelovepoozy is actually a mexican apple thief.

picture to prove it

Your name made me laugh. SeventeenDicks LOL.

kbye

At 8/17/09 09:33 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 8/17/09 09:32 PM, MisterDielectric wrote: I dont understand!

he's saying "i'm AM". he's using am two times.

*nods head* OOOOH.

I dont understand!

"5/6 of all black males are in some sort of correctional facility"

Try living in upstate New York, we don't even get summers up here you pussy.

My senior year will compare to hog-shit. At least i'll be out of that place in a year...

Mine would be Autistic.

African children spread aids, we must end it.

At 8/8/09 03:28 AM, metalguy777 wrote: I disagree.

(Paul Reubens)

lol

Dragonfl.....y

At 8/8/09 03:23 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: I think Seth Rogen was consistently funny throughout the movie, the Yo Teach guy was kinda dumb though.......

Jonah Hill?

kiss me?

Pidgeot!!

I thought funny poepleep was too long and sometimes funny. My expectations weren't met...

poepleep

At 8/2/09 11:36 PM, gibleto wrote: I would call you poor for not being able to afford a wheelchair.

Poverty-ridden rascal.

Obama will help me out with my medicade eventually. I have Jesus in the meantime.

At 8/2/09 11:31 PM, REDSPADES wrote: You probably think alot of animals have become extinct since 1997, you depressed shut-in.

Get off the internet and go down to the local park/lake, and you'll be horrified that the internets has been keeping you from all these "extinct" animals.

tard

What if I told you that I have no legs and no wheelchair? Would you tell me to go to my local park/lake? Or would you sincerely apologize?

At 8/2/09 11:22 PM, gibleto wrote: This queer thinks dragons exist. Go back to harry potter land, you fag!

I'm not a fag you teetotaler. There is such thing as the Camoto Dragon, so dagronz exist.