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At 10/9/09 05:37 AM, awkward-silence wrote:

I can't wait to see how Glenn Beck spins this.

I'm a little surprised, but not overly. Since I've moved to europe I've noticed that people over here fucking love Obama. Its his own country that people think he is the devil. But then again, America has always had difficulty linking up with a global mentality.

Why should American's (namely those in the USA) HAVE to go along with the crowd? Don't get me wrong, I understand certain circumstances require a global effort. However, socialist ideals need to stay the "F" out. Didn't Obama send back the gifts that Great Britain sent him? As far as doing anything to deserve such a high honor as a peace prize... well I am dumbfounded. He has only furthered the failings and continued making the same mistakes as our last president made yet people are still blaming Bush (I know he deserves it but still...) It also goes to figure anytime anyone mentions any major problem they run to make an excuse, call Acorn, or blame Bush. Obama's czars are out of line, they are convicts and white collar criminals. "What is the difference between Obama and God? God doesn't think he is Obama." Glenn Beck is awesome, not a fan but he seems to be on the level as does Lou Dobbs and Anderson Cooper. But here is where you tell me I am wrong and that John Stewart is the best news reporter.......

basically there is no "gas" that a civilian can get that will make then sleep, not pass out, and not have any side effects (accept drowsiness). There are plenty of OTC meds that you can get, but you may be hassled if you are under or at least look under 18. The cheapest way is to.... well exercise and make yourself tired, next is to get drunk ( a 2-liter of bartons is 7 bucks), and if nothing else Tylenol PM. But i assume that you are asking about gases so you can hide it... or you plan on using it on someone else......

........ what, are you serious? They are highly criticized within their own community. Having evidence over evidence and testing with noted witnesses to their findings. Just like some of the religious founders scientists were executed for trying to show their work and dare to question what at the time was thought of as the norm. For example, the sun was just a bright thing in the sky, then it was worshiped as a god and given many names, then the sun {no longer considered a god by most} was determined to revolve around us (as well as the moon... they were actually painfully close with that one) by religious officials in the Vatican. Then later it was questioned if it was the center of our universe and we revolve around it.... many executions over questioning religion again. Then over years that idea caught on.... then it was questioned that we are not the center of the universe what so ever...... again many died. Luckily we just ridicule those we don't believe, we generally don't kill them anymore.

At 4/29/09 10:02 PM, Homosecksual wrote: Why is it called PMS?

Pre Menstral Symptoms, they include cramps (pain), bloating (make you feel and look fatter), really bad headaches, and general pissyness.... (mood generally is depressed and/or frustration). And i have to say that those who suggested rape.... eh... why not hehe.

At 4/29/09 09:37 PM, jinxworld70 wrote: It's called a PERIOD.

PMS is really annoying, and with people around who irritate you just makes PMS or your period worse. Best advice i can give to you boys... avoid us about 3 days to a week out of the month unless we approach you. Then just don't be a d*ck (i know you have them and have the urge to act like them) and you'll get through it.. and who knows for putting up with us we tend to put out. ;-p

"can you tell if i have a STI (STD) by looking" as you are pulling down your pants...

you may hace a system 32 folder in you C: delete it and it will work just make sure to reboot afterwords

the pen... or the broadsword... just look at skippy's list, but it depends deeply on the situation... i mean for just around town the colt king kobra w/lasersight but if it's in an open terrain then the .300 win mag... just depends haha

you'll never forget your crushes just like you don't forget your first, it's just like that man, repress it all you want and that's what it will become a repressed memory that will comeback just when you don't want it to... well have fun with that

generally you wake up after your subconscious is overrided by your conscious mind, for example when you hear something out of wak you tend to wake, as far as the dreams... usually if something makes absolutely no sense you tend to wake yourself based off logic... but that depends on your personality, lastly make sure to hide your exit button better next time...

a few tried to recruit me, they did the whole "the Y chromosome is just a mutated X chromosome, they are basically incomplete women, like walking abortions" but as it stands women have a great deal more power than men at this point, the law is allways on our side and it's wrong... but then again men do get better pay so the playing field as it is is level.

gay... in the sense of being a homosexual no. but being bi a definite possibility. the reason for that is the prostate aka milking the prostate, it feels good (i guess, but i'm female so...) but it is said to release a greater orgasm, but it depends on your prefrences, try it if you want, this prosess has been done for a long, time oddly as long as homosexuality... haha but hey do what you want

At 4/27/08 02:36 AM, deadafterall wrote: If you knew that you had AIDs and had sex with as many people as possible to kill them?

This thought entered my brain when I was watching one of those genital herpies commericals. I thought that the best way to kill people and get away with it would be to get AIDs and just start to fuck everybody.

1 that is considered manslaughter or murder (2 or 3 depends on the judge)
2 to get a considerable amount of people in a short time you would need to rape so rape
3 if you set up a distribution system (like a fleet of prostitutes) then it could be construde as a conspiracy
4 you would die, most likely in jail at that point (if you didn't get shot while in the attempt of such).
5 why do want aids so bad?

... really its just practice if your new to it it's chance or a fluke. For the guys embracing us women is a good deal it's nice to have a little of every thing, start by bringing us close, one hand on the waist one on the upper back then kiss, then kiss deeper and guide your hands north ( or south depending on how far in the relationship you are, just remember don't rush things and cram your tounge down her throatright away, and watch out for teeth, they hit the moment is ruined. for more message me

At 4/27/08 01:05 AM, Kokojo wrote: Hello ng, my friend sent me this email and i don't quite understand :

Hey benj,
59 6f 75 27 76 65 20 62 65 65 6e 20 72 69 63 6b 20 72 6f 6c 6c 65 64 21
I hope you know your language.

Anyone can find what does this mean ?

Thanks, koko.

well i am pretty sure it's a simple cypher it will just take time to figure out is all

At 4/27/08 01:04 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:

3. put their penis and nads between their legs and look in the mirror to debate how well you can pull off being a woman.

And I look damn sexy

haha yes

At 4/27/08 01:41 AM, Spikrodd wrote:

At 4/27/08 01:04 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: They don't, but why did you try?

every man does these three things at least once in their lives:

1. tastes their semen.
2. tries to suck themself off
3. put their penis and nads between their legs and look in the mirror to debate how well you can pull off being a woman.

i would die laughing if i could see a man do the last one.
oh and i would call certin people here fags, but i can't because i also have tasted semen, then agian i am a girl...well late teen

At 3/22/08 12:45 PM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 3/22/08 12:43 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: I guess nobody's posting on this because they are to busy buying them : P

It´s only been 10 minutes man, calm down.

I wonder if them fake pussy things actually feel like pussys?

it'll never be like the real thing ;-) but seriously why post that here?

it's sad really in the UK and other misc. countries breasts are allowed... i mean every one has them but to what degree? haha, but i mean look at the flipping truth behind "if you can't have/see/use/feel it then you want it" i mean when you first started noticing that jenny down the block got a lil pretty over the summer and saw that bare ankle and two mounds protruding from her chest, dont tell me that you didn't want to drop trow and fap your brains out... or more. but when oyu see em' then you wanna see more, and more and more, soon you could trade places with a gyno by then and you'll be burnt out, that is why you should strive to get that girl, not fap on the comp, i mean faping if for during or after (or prep).

cotton... you tie said soon to be dead personto a chair/bed and you take cotton balls and roll them a lil tighter, then rub the cotton balls against their neck, constantly, if you get tired then you could improvise using an electric engine (rc car engine $1-$5) to rub the cotton on them, eventually their neck wil become raw, then infected, but keep going, when the blood/pus gets the cotton soggy ring it out then roll it tighter, then continue, the ever so gradual death will make them insane, then you have an open mind/will to control and you could probably get said person to kill themselves at that point, but you could continue till they bleed out, then after no more blood comes out take a few more and tape them to the area and toss'm to the nearest hospital, the cotton balls would absorb all the blood and even if oyu got "caught" you had some cotton balls and taped them to his "wound" to save him/her. so in the end you get away with ... you know

1.) people who put ice in their alcohol

2.) people who spam constantly

3.) people who won't start/quit smoking

so f**k all them

when i flip my pillow over i see james earl jones

i smoked for like 3 years, i only smoked like three or more a week, then like a pack every other week, then two ciggs every other day, then one a day, then two a day, then 3-4 a day, now i am up to 5-7 a day if not a pack on stressful days, it was enjoyable then i got board every time i quit, takes a min to smoke a cigg, so filling that time slot was anoying and very stressful so i would go right back, then i got kinda crazy the last time i quit i wen t for three monts i was feeling good breath easy and smell/taste everything better, then i got into an argument with a friend, went for my smokes there were none, i went to the gas station and i forgot my ID, nex thing i know i am 30 miles away from my house walking no cell no money and no ciggs with my friend limping with me holding him up and i was the one who hurt him... but i am going to quit again latter this year so be watching the news

hey go into window and then into system 32 and delete everyting it will keep the government from spiing on you

my younger brother and his friends were buging me so i used a simple tactic that would work on any girl 4-15, pull a CIA, basically listen and find a few pieces of info on them either get a connection or just spy (not condoning just freely expressing this) anyway, then get one alone when they are vonerable one that is not your main target, leak info that is personal about the target, when it spreads 1 of 2 things will happen,1 a general fear of you will divelop, 2 you will be asked how you got the info, talk out your ass about not knowing what they are talking about, then repeat the process untill your target is fearfull and then go in for the insane sit down of this ... well your guys so the mystirious guy that is stalker like then go on a purge of info about those around him/her

say you patened it ship a brick to the supplier and then burn the original and keep the blueprints hidden claim they were stolen and walk off with a cool 100 mil

At 9/12/07 07:28 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote:

At 9/12/07 07:27 PM, Strength wrote:

At 9/12/07 07:25 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote: she then says" i bet my pussy is more pink than yours."

Is that good?

all pussies are pink u dumbass

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actually some are darker more like red (wich usually happens when they get aroused) some are even tan its kinda like nipples some are hot pink some are dark and brown, some are just flesh colored

i gotta know was it a pocket knife, a jack-knife, a butterfly, or straight fixed blade, either way i feel safer at school (college) now that all the kids carry guns

At 9/13/07 01:25 AM, MattLutton wrote:

At 9/13/07 01:14 AM, MARINE wrote: I wish you would have died in Virginia tech.

haha...ur such a tool... quit being such a cunt to everyone because ur dad always sexually abuses u. u piece of shit. i cant wait for the day u say some shit like "i wish u died in 9/11 or the virginia tech" to the wrong person and u get mean fucked up. that will be a good day for society

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the prob with that is that he is expressing his way of remembering those tragedies... oh well see you in florida in ten years ha ha ha!

wtf? wow i have been coming hear for years and never noticed that, i must be blind