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Aww, I spent my first two years of life there, in Brighton, and I loved them.

...Then again, I was a baby.

maybe that's why we moved...

Well, if you were a fan of Gears of War longer, then get the Gears of War figures.

I wouldn't buy collectors items for a passing fancy. Either way, the Joker figurine will stay around for a while, you can always find one somewhere.

Happy Birthdaaaay. :D

Yesterday my friend and I were in the Starbucks of Barnes and Noble. We were just talking about our summer reading, drinking some frappucinos, when out of the corner of our eyes some fat chick walks by us and to a fire exit. Now, on this fire exit, there is a BIG sign on the middle of it that says "DO NOT ENTER, ALARM WILL SOUND." But, of course, I notice the chick is going to disregard this so I try to get her attention.

"Excuse me, ma'am, you can't go through that door."

Of course, the chick turns around, and instead of thanking me for warning her, she glares at me and tells me that I have absolutely no respect for my elders and that I should keep my mouth shut. But a waitress that was listening came over and said, "Ma'am, she's right, you can't go through that door."

The fat chick is still stupid. She tells the waitress that she's disrespectful too and turns around to go through the door. I swear to God, she was staring right at the sign. It was right in front of her face. She reaches out for the door, it open, the alarms sound, and she immediately closes it.

But, it doesn't end. The chick is REALLY stupid. She opened and closed the door 8 fucking times before finding out that there was a fucking sign there saying "YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS FUCKING DOOR."

Bitch never apologized to me either.

At 7/27/08 03:25 AM, 0peth wrote:

At 7/27/08 03:24 AM, MissSkylark wrote: Hahahah--

Wait.
Why does he was his face with Oxyclean?

Acne?

He does it morning and night.

He looked pissed and amazed at the awesomeness of what I had done btw.

Oh, there's a laundry cleaner that's called Oxyclean. I thought you were talking about that.

Haha, but, seriously, that was awesome.

Hahahah--

Wait.
Why does he was his face with Oxyclean?

At 7/27/08 03:15 AM, esko-man wrote: I'm familiar with Silent Hill and barbed-wire pussy probing, but what the fuck it raccoon city?

Resident Evil.
Zombie infested.

Need I say more?

I'd turn around and go back home.

Screw those choices. D:

At 7/27/08 01:57 AM, Magik-Waffle wrote:

At 7/27/08 01:48 AM, MissSkylark wrote:

At 7/27/08 01:47 AM, MissSkylark wrote: It's called Ida's Luck.

Good flash. Part two is in the same catagory.

Oh, shit, I missed one part.

It's called Lilium. Sorry!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/24 3164

Yes, that's the one! Thanks a bunch. Now what's that other one I'm thinking of...

I'll take a romp through Noir to see if I can find anything to match your description.
I've got time.

At 7/27/08 01:47 AM, MissSkylark wrote: It's called Ida's Luck.

Good flash. Part two is in the same catagory.

Oh, shit, I missed one part.

It's called Lilium. Sorry!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/24 3164

It's called Ida's Luck.

Good flash. Part two is in the same catagory.

Who was the most obnoxious customer you had to service, just someone that had to bother you about something so trivial, to the point where you just wanted to beat the crap out of them?

I always love hearing those types of stories.

Not at all. If you're gonna be a criminal mastermind, you might as well go down the sociopathic route.

It's happened to me before, except it's for males.

Occasionally a girl will catch my eye too.

At 7/26/08 11:39 PM, BlackZodiac wrote:

At 7/26/08 10:40 PM, MissSkylark wrote: One Hour Photo was pretty awesome.

the one about that stalker?

Yes. Robin Williams plays the role of a photo developer guy that stalks a family that he develops photos for. It's pretty intense.

At 7/26/08 11:40 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote:

At 7/26/08 10:40 PM, MissSkylark wrote: One Hour Photo was pretty awesome.

I will agree on this. Robin Williams played that role flawlessly.

Yes, he's a brilliant dramatic actor.

One Hour Photo was pretty awesome.

Uhm... You know, just being alive in general keeps me from... uh, killing myself.

Oh, and Jamba Juice. I think I would die without Jamba Juice.

Happy Birthday. :D

I mean that in the nicest way possible. :)

"It's a sin to kill a mockingbird."

Fucking Harper Lee. >:(

The sequel is just as good. :3

God I love their accents. (:

"Ma baws are full to burst, Kristy." Teehee.

To Kill a Mockingbird.
It's rubbish - but it's only for my Honors English class, so I suppose I can deal with it.

I'm just patiently waiting for the AP/IB class so I can read the Illiad. <3

At 7/25/08 11:26 PM, hopelesswonder wrote: Ummm teenage girls don't really have very many idols to look up to man... they have the following:

Paris Hilton: I can drink, fuck, do drugs, and I won't get in trouble.

Tila Tequilla: I am gonna fuck 25 guys and girls... to find true love.

Lindsay Lohan: CRAZY

Brittney Spears: CRAZY

YOU SEE... girls wanna be cool and right now the above women are the ones getting the attention.

Ugh, if the girls are that fucking impressionable, then they deserve whatever the hell is coming to them.

I accepted a long time ago that there's just a general populus of English-speakers that can't... speak English, and that there's really nothing I can do about it.

At least there are peopel that *try* to make an effort at spelling correctly...

At 7/25/08 12:17 AM, Hellian00 wrote:

At 7/25/08 12:11 AM, MissSkylark wrote:

Wait, do you mean the guy that had the "Rachel Dawes" nametag on him?
Because, if you mean him, that wasn't the Scarecrow. Batman even says that he's a paranoid schizophrenic. The Scarecrow is a psychiatrist. They're two totally different actors, anyway. :P

After Batman Returns, the scarecrow becomes a paranoid schizophrenic. He is given a mass amount of his own hallucinogen, causing mental disorders. And if they are different actors, they took a hell of allot like each other.

I looked it up. They DO look a lot a like.

David Dastmalchian (The Thug)
Cillian Murphey (The Scarecrow).

I wouldn't say they could be brothers, but they looked alike in the movie. :)
(It took forever to find the first actor)

At 7/25/08 12:07 AM, Hellian00 wrote: He appears dressed as a Special Forces agent. He's one of the Joker's men at that point.

Wait, do you mean the guy that had the "Rachel Dawes" nametag on him?
Because, if you mean him, that wasn't the Scarecrow. Batman even says that he's a paranoid schizophrenic. The Scarecrow is a psychiatrist. They're two totally different actors, anyway. :P

Eh, do it if you really want to. I would look up harassment laws for your area so what you're going to do doesn't fall within those boundaries. Be prepared for whatever consequences or events may come, and learn from this experience to be prepared to deal with people like this in the future.

Or, you know, you could just not do it.