At 6/9/04 11:26 PM, -theFUNK- wrote: Like you didn't see this coming....

I'll have to show him that, he'll love it.

It wasn't so much picking him up over my head as it was blocking a punch and throwing him about 7 feet in the air.

He didn't break any bones, we were on wrestling mats.

Everyone knows that learning to fly is an important part of martial arts training. Being the awesome friend that I am, I decided to help my buddy learn.

Flying is fun

Con some of your friends into pitching in to rent a 10 passenger van in order to save gas.

*spoiler?*

You have to go off the right side of the screen, then down and back left, and down some more to get to the town. Had me stumped for a few minutes too.

Yeah they definately deserve some credit, I can't wait for the real thing either.

At 2/7/04 08:29 AM, jamie_crumb wrote: WOW THANKS PEOPLE
also ive been banned from sending reviews
how long do i have to wait?

Hopefully at least as long as it takes you to realize why your reviews suck and how to write a decent one.

At 2/7/04 08:22 AM, Hice wrote: Wow, I'm higher level than Livecorpse yet I have less posts, must be an error! *Gasp*

He must've forgotten to deposit his bbs experience...

At 2/7/04 03:50 AM, Mopsicle wrote: If I had a vagina I'd take over the world

Hold on, that's all you need to take over the world?

Gimme your secret plan and I'll help you take over the world...

At 2/7/04 03:38 AM, Jqoc wrote: if i had a vagina i would commit suicide because

1. male and female organs makes for a-sexual reproduction and

2. i could never imagine fondling myself.

1. He said you get boobs and a vagina, he didn't say you get the organs or that you get to keep you dick(if you have one) while you get your vagina

2. You don't masturbate?

3. Suicide for a gaeh reason is gaeh

As for the thread, I'd do what I do normally every day, because I'm that awesome....

At 2/7/04 02:44 AM, rangi wrote: Rangi's tip.

Don't make shit movies.

Hmm more like don't share shit movies, but really that's all people should need.

Perhaps a subject on tips for making decent entries is more what the poster had in mind.

Errr, in most word problems I've solved the word "and" usually equates to a plus sign +.

women=time+money

So basically we're worth it all.

Well my snow melted, which is good, and bad. The good part is I get to go to my classes tonight, which is also the bad part, since I'll have to do pushups.

Dr Dobio

I'm having trouble finding anything overly interesting to read here and since the road conditions caused me to miss kickboxing again I can't sleep. Please help me....

At 1/27/04 12:10 PM, trigger_happy07 wrote: it snowed here too!!!! where do u live? im a 6'4" dirty blonde with special endownment......... call me plz!!!!! i want to have hot buttsecks with u now!!!

Well according to your profile that'd be illegal and once your parents were done spanking you they'd probably sue me, God Bless America. I guess you're stuck with jacking off at least till you finish puberty, though if you get too many more growth spurts it may take a little longer.

At 1/27/04 03:48 AM, SickDeathFiend wrote:

At 1/27/04 03:45 AM, DanMalo wrote:

At 1/27/04 03:41 AM, SickDeathFiend wrote: have the kids get raped by tenticle dicks that rip out of the teddybear and stuff.

Shut up.

And have the kids like it to.

Stop trying to make DanMalo do flash about your childhood fantasies plzkthnx

My fantasies are much more important than yours

At 1/27/04 03:38 AM, DanMalo wrote: ....from under my bed!!!!!!!!!

Ack! Don't look under your bed, in fact, close your eyes and go into another room for a few minutes. And if that teddy bear goes missing, I didn't steal it...

At 1/27/04 03:29 AM, Miss_Iivil wrote:

Do relieve boredom through sarcasm and witty comments? At least, that would be my intention....

Argh, Do->To

At 1/27/04 03:27 AM, Dr_Dobio wrote:

At 1/27/04 03:24 AM, DevoLver wrote: i can tell the true intentions of people regardless of their actions. i take great pride in having that ability

Ok, what are my intentions?

Do relieve boredom through sarcasm and witty comments? At least, that would be my intention....

Heh, do mine too

At 1/26/04 03:31 PM, SabreNoose wrote: if you are that bored run and bury your face in the snow, and die!

Would you mind demonstrating for me exactly how that's done?

I ended up missing karate again, damn weather, but I did get a good 9 hours of sleep today. Since I haven't been sleeping much at all I guess it worked out a little bit to my advantage.

At 1/27/04 02:30 AM, Dobio wrote:

At 1/27/04 02:29 AM, Miss_Iivil wrote: If I wasn't too lazy to bother changing it I'd go with a light aura, not because I'm nice or anything, but because blue is my favorite color.

Give me your password and I'll change it for you.

You can trust me.

Well that would work, if I had any idea what my password was... I really should start writing these things down...

If I wasn't too lazy to bother changing it I'd go with a light aura, not because I'm nice or anything, but because blue is my favorite color.

Oh and if your toes don't taste like chicken you should visit Dr. Dobio's office and tell him your problem...

At 1/27/04 01:37 AM, -l0v-2-h8- wrote: I was jsut picking my toe nail and my now my fingers smell like chicken, wtf is up with that. id expect them to smell like soap, or sweat.. because i just got off the ice surface an hour ago, however, i showered... however, i didnt tke the time to wash my toes...

BUT CHICKEN!?

Heh, if you have enough toenail to pick at, you should clip them, you should then cut off one of your toes and batter it, throw it in a bit of peanut oil and fry it, and see if it tastes like chicken. If it does you should sell the rest to some rich baffoon as a rare foreign delicacy.

At 1/26/04 02:29 PM, DroopyA wrote: I hate the snow, and unfortunitly I live in the same city you do so I'm stuck dealing with it. It's not suppose to snow in Virginia... what kind of shit is this?

Although, it's really not that bad. When I left for lunch the roads where all clear, well the main ones at least (VB Blvd, Rosemont, Holland...). Now I just pray it goes away.

I like the snow, though I hope it goes away by tonight also, at least down Indep->Holland, so I can go to my karate classes. Anywho I'm glad you made it through your lunch break safely, Virginia drivers' abilities get cut in half just from rain and snow renders many of them incapable of driving.

Oh, and the tshirt, jeans, and flip flops thing is so effective because nobody expects you to be trudging threw the snow dressed that way with a snowball hidden in your hand:)

At 1/26/04 12:39 PM, mojohojojomo wrote: Ok, to the 2 guys who said that people would vote for movies with out watching them;

You = fewels.

Why do you think the bar doesn't load until the movie hasn't?

(Ok so it's broken at the moment, but you get the picture.)

Just because the movie has loaded, or even played, does not mean the person has watched the movie. Once or twice I've accidentally voted on things while switching windows when the movie finished loading. If people are just trying to get experience as fast as possible they're not going to bother watching a 2-3-4-5 minute movie. Hell I'm sure a few people would even take the time to set up macros to click the links for them so they'd be gaining experience 24/7. Any system can be abused pretty much, but the way it is now there isn't really much to gain by taking the trouble to abuse it, and I for one like it that way.

You can increase your voting power pretty much without limitation(so long as there's new stuff in the portal). I'd think most people would consider that the important part anywho.

I didn't read most of the responses, so sorry if I repeat what someone else already said.

I think that would only encourage people to go through and just vote on everything without actually bothering to watch it, and wouldn't help you level faster after 9 anywho.

Besides, I'd rather see someone who has been coming here voting on stuff for years with teh golden spear/sword/whateva than someone who has no life outside of newgrounds.

At 1/26/04 11:48 AM, hugh_jarse wrote:

No, i like this 33 degree celcius days thankyou very much..

*sits ouside in a corner, gets skin cancer and dies again*

Eww, I like it cold, had a nice short little snowball fight with my lil sis yesterday in my flip flops jeans and t-shirt, good way to catch someone by suprise in the snow;)

At 1/26/04 11:37 AM, hugh_jarse wrote:

At 1/26/04 11:29 AM, Miss_Iivil wrote:

I got snow, how bout you?

stop teasing me, you sexy woman.

*dies*

You can come share some of my snow hugh, we actually got enough to cover the streets this time!