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This guy mistakes hair growth serum for eye drops and gets hairy eyes. Based on a true story.

High School Musical.... owwwwwwwwwww my braaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnn

Haha great.. where can you get the acapella from?

Will they care?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/530/
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Found it for you because im feeling nice.

I saw this in the Show NG Your Desktop thread today, so go there, and contact the poster of his desktop.

Porn stash.

I think it was the Darwin Awards or something where I read about a fat woman getting sucked onto a vacum toilet on a plane and forcing it to land. She flushed the toilet while sitting on it, what an idiot!

At 10/27/08 02:12 PM, Gagsy wrote: Still love it, much better than Snatch too, which is still a good film to watch - The whole scene before the big fight with the music is just amazing.

Yeah I need to watch that, im d/ling it as I speak!

And dangerous minda or something like that. Oh and Human Traffic, and This Is England, and Trainspotting are all other similar, fantastic films everyone should watch!

At 10/27/08 10:53 AM, MCWood666 wrote: I WILL NEVER CAPITULATE!!! FREEDOM!!!

Oh wait, did you say our cars suck? Yeah, I guess they do. It's a shame that tea tastes terrible.

Yes, your shitty American super sized high calorie tea DOES taste terrible. This is true. Faggot.

At 10/27/08 09:32 AM, SmokeX28 wrote: britains island wouldnt save them like in the past. b/c with the push of a button we could submerge their whole country in water.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

retard

You should try do some weights on the other arm. I bet you look kinda stupid.

Well whatever it is, it certainly isnt a coincident.

I definetly recommend it! Watch some clips on youtube- try and find the one where willy says

"Chiil winstaaaaaan!"

Its brilliant!

At 10/27/08 01:13 PM, MissingNYC wrote: Brits are funny LOOKING... thats comedy right there
dont believe me? have one of them smile and look at those teeth

Yeah but Americans are fat and say stupid things. Which is miles funnier. And at least all our teeth arent rotted away by "CAANNNDYYY!" Gugh. You disgust me.

Seen it? Awesome movie, I must have watched it 50 times!

Just love how British it is, great soundtrack, and so funny! And of course the storyline has so many good twists and turns and ooohh I love it so much!

IMNOTFATIMBIGBONED

Frankie Boyle, Al Murray, Bill Bailey, Hugh Denis, Andy Parsons, Russel Howard, Jimmy Car, Alan Carr, Shiraz Mira, Richard Ayoade, Chris O'Dowd, Ricky Gervais, Noel Fielding and Darren Lamb are my favourites, and in all the shows I watch :D

Yeah hear that yankees! Over heere you can get served about 54 hours after waiting in a line, where you probably picked up about 5 or 6 terminal diseases, lost 2 pints of blood, and thrown of because of their SHITTY SHIT FOOD! FOR FREE! YAY!

I have apologized, manytimes, but shes like now youve done it.

I dont have screen shots but i do have a log if anyone wants a lol....

Yeah so me and my ex were on good terms, it was a happy breakup.

Then the other day she messaged me on facebook saying like "hey smelly face" or something.

So i reply with a jokey word, I think i called her a hairy ball sack or something... nothing too bad, and it was a joke- she called me something first, right?

SHE FUCKING FLIPS OUT!

Shes like, im going to come to your house you fucking twat!

Im like yeah uh huh, and do what, shes like, yeah you better mot come to town ever again, because if i see you ill knock you out. So i start ripping into her verbally, like saying that its so immature to threaten people online, she does the whole "its not a threat, youre a pussy" thing, which just makes me fucking pissed off.

And now shes got her current boyfriend invloved who is bigger than me and probably will carry out the threats hes made to me. I havent responded violently in any way, just taken the piss out of them for threatening me like 12 year olds over the interent!

But I am kinda scared of going into town for a bit....

Anyway, all over calling her a ballsack! What a freak!

I got caught trying to organize a giant house party when my parents went away for the weekend.

And three people have been kicked out of my shcool for dealing green.

And the main guy, who got in the most trouble has fled to Holland to live with his cousins until the heat dies down!! What a dude!

At 10/10/06 04:00 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Can't go wrong with absinthe... 'miright?

Yes you are, magic green fairy. Yes you are.

I wonder how much wieght (proportinally) you can lose by eating yourself. Maybe around 60% ?

SO WHAT TIME THEN

At 10/19/08 09:21 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 10/19/08 09:19 AM, Mishypie wrote: This is the thing: I have been doing it since like 9 AM, and by now Im skull-fucked for ideas, and am only like 1/4 of the way through.

Out of curiosity, when was this set?

Haha, why?

Like a month ago... im a lazy fag, alright!

A girl of me tastes?

GARR! TWAS LIKE DRINKING A BEER THROUGH CIGARETTE FILTERS!

When you are in bed and you itch sub-conciously, then they get all sore :(

Boxhead...?

Haha on the comments on that site some guy wrote:

"Wouldn't mind playing on HER pitch", thinking he was being really clever and all.

*sighs* What a FAG!