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I really dont know why it was removed.

watching a man get hit in the nuts isn't funny, please grow up.

What isnt funny about it? And by a nine, year old? Even funnier! And dont tell me to grow up. Growing up too fast is for fags.

At 11/1/08 04:18 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:

used the bathroom with the door open

Youre so rad, maybe next you could PLAY WITH LEGO UNSUPERVISED, or WRITE ON THE WALL IN PENCIL AND RUB IT OUT AGAIN! NO WAI!

At 11/1/08 04:32 PM, MyxEfficient wrote:

At 11/1/08 04:30 PM, Mishypie wrote: one of whom has had his testicles operated on, and now only has one (rumour has it).

Say what? D:

Apparently the operation was to remove one of his testicles, but Ive been too cautious/afraid to confront him on the validity of this rumour.

So I was on the bus home from a day in town with my friends, one of whom has had his testicles operated on, and now only has one (rumour has it). So we were on the bus, and the one who had the operation was sat next to a 9 year old boy, who was deep into a game of Mario on his DS.

My mate starts talking to him, like saying "What level you on", "Get the star!" ect ect, and the kid is laughing with him, then suddenly he goes phsyco, and smacks my friend as hard as he could in the crotch!

He was reeling with pain, and the kid just laughs, and goes back to his game!

At this point, I was in hysterics, as were my other friends, who thought my mate deserved what he got for bugging the kid!

Anyway, it turns out the DS kid's mum was sitting downstairs (kid wanted to sit on the top deck) and didnt hear a thing!

Chlamydia?

At 8/29/07 09:19 PM, Freestyle808 wrote: Because you touch yourself at night!

No thats the reason that your bed sheets are crusty.

At 8/3/07 06:09 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

inhale his delacate smell later.

*delicate

Its evident no one has read this book. Read it. Fucking awesome!

Thanks man. It would suck for you to be famous.

At 11/1/08 04:03 PM, Shnam wrote: Mike and Ikes, chocolate bars with no nuts, skittles and M&Ms

This guy has taste!

Skittles have almost as much street cred as Mike N Ikes!

You want us to come up with an essay so you can steal it, dont you!

VILLAIN!

HAHA GAY

see above post

Zippos make me creamy.

SHHHIIIIIIINNNYYYYYYYY!

At 11/1/08 01:03 AM, GenArmegeddon wrote:

At 11/1/08 01:02 AM, TheWolfe wrote: What is the BEST and WORST candy?

Let the candy wars, begin.

Starbursts, done, game over.

They are way too dammned de-hydrating!

God dam mike 'n' ikes FTW!

You can with a certain website... PM me for the URL, coz i dont really wanna say it on here.

OH CRAP CRAP CRAP IM GETING BANNED!

HAHA

Now kick his ass!

Onions.

My mum cooks with them all the time now.

At 10/31/08 07:43 AM, Sekhem wrote: they're my alts, sorry

rofl

Grungy?

Use the graphics on the site for inspiration.

And good luck, you got what- 10 hours?

GO KIDDIE, GO!

I don't know but their cover of the Hong Kong Phooey theme tune is INSANE!

At 10/30/08 02:28 PM, MarkWhite wrote:

Now, I'll be the first to admit

EPIC FAIL

that he isn't funny

WATCH HIS EARLIER STUFF

http://kineticnorth.com/BBCNews/?NewsGUI D=fd3f0d6c-995b-4a58-9428-041df741302d

Nothin fools me, asshole!

You get re-incarnted to someone interesting.

At 10/30/08 03:51 AM, MrCongeniality wrote:

Dido Pro

Does anything come to mind?

Yup. Typos.

The Yuyu

/thread

blank post

I dont know, but it looks AWESOME

Rabbit-proof Fence.

Like a freakin baby...

At 10/30/08 04:32 AM, DJ-Keen wrote:

How can I get her off my nuts without killing her?

The 'ol twist 'n' kick usually works a treat for me.

Haha the best one this series was the sex-freak wanting to book the bingo hall for a gangbang:

"But theres elderly people using it on thursday"
"BUT IT IS THE SECOND FULL MOON OF THE AUTUMN!"
"I don't think the old people will be too happy about this...."
*long pause*
"Maybe they could join in?"
*hang-up tone*

Love it!