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your going to court for not wearing trousers? Fuck that...

At 2/13/09 08:50 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: Usually I get in these arguements.
Normally, "Well who gives birth" pops up.
I just said, "Well who falls down the stairs?"
Lols and hate ensue.

Jesus fuckin LOL dude, using that line next time this pops up! HAHA!

How the fuck has this thread gotten so big?

At 2/6/09 09:46 PM, Shikamarana wrote: Arrested Development.

Because I love it's subtle humour.

Y'know, I thought no-one would say A.D, but you sir, are an appreicator of comedy. Gad, I love it sooo much!

Hey brother...!

At 2/8/09 06:05 AM, startreeflesh wrote:

I kind of wish the apocalypse would just happen.

Trust me, as a member of academia,

No you're not.

At 2/8/09 02:22 AM, goopyshrey wrote: lol, u got suspended for screwing with the tvs :D

I got suspended for screwing a TV once.

Cadbury have to have quirky and different advertising so they can beat the market- well they aint gonna do it on taste are they? Fucking sandy shit... And also, to distract the audience's attention that the chocolate is produced by slave labour.

Hey I know the game it was like the first flash game I ever played. I'll have a look, I remeber it well.

Oooold pic, hahaha. Nice try.

Ooooh, dont piss off the Asians...

At 2/2/09 10:15 PM, OneLastCaress wrote:

At 2/2/09 10:00 PM, KronikAvenger wrote: youve forced me to say
chronic
and dont worry be happy by bob marley

NO.
That's by Bobby McFerrin.
God dammit, just because he's jamaican.

Fucking hell, i hate people who get those songs mixed up. And people who think that Bob Marley is the ONLY REGGAE ARTIST EVER. GRRR!

I dont really get how anyone can get lost in Newgrounds... or why it would matter if you did get lost....

At 2/3/09 06:38 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote:

At 2/3/09 05:56 AM, Mishypie wrote: I tried that she phoned me and made me come home. GRRR

and you listened? wow you wuss. Turn your phone off.

try this: say your going to a mates, run out of the house and to the hill. If she didnt see you, you should be sorted whilst she drives to your mates when your havin fun.

no time for grammar today..

haha i have learned that not answering/turning the phone off gets me in more trouble. but hey, i dont care anymore, the snows melted, and im not at school woooo! and you guys are SO right, my mum is a bitch, all my friends say it to me (not in like an offensive way, like, informing me that she is literally a bitch)

mine is the theme tune from coronation street. I put it on for a joke, and people seem to think its hilarious! probably because its so ironically depressing, so when your sitting on a bus full of depressed people going nowhere and this sad little trumpet comes out... ahh i find it funny. anyway, anyone else have a funny one?

At 1/29/09 07:16 PM, EnconXV wrote: Tropic Thunder. It just wasn't as funny as I had expected, and I had put some really high hopes on that one. It was way better than Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and other turds, at least.

At 1/29/09 07:03 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: THIS, IS A REAL VAMPIRE.

Yes, yes and a hundred times yes! Marry me.

Mmm yup. I thought some parts were good, but others were very childish and not funny, like the WHOLE of Meet The Spartans. However, Trainspotting, the other film I watched on Friday night, was awesome. As always ;D

The graphics will be the same as the PS3, except there will be a little clock in the corner of the screen.

At 2/3/09 06:25 AM, nsc007 wrote:

At 2/3/09 06:04 AM, Otto wrote: I get to go to my girlfriends on this glorious snow day. Sucks to be you, bro.

good luck convincing her to have sex.

haha teach you for pitying me

I mostly watch comedy and stuff, but I also watch Skins and Hustle- Hustle because its got the best storylines on TV, and Skins because a) really like it in general b) effy is DAMM HOT c) everyone else at school watches it so I gotta watch it so im not left out of conversations the next morning hahaha!

At 12/15/08 06:38 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:

I wish the following story was copypasta.

Lol'd at that!

At 1/27/09 08:32 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:

At 1/27/09 08:30 PM, WTL wrote: bitch got owned

What's your problem man?

He was trying to be funny. If you cant see that your fucking retarded.

At 2/2/09 04:52 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Don't you know? They all have problems in the glands.

I lol'd

Yeah maybe, but you dont know what my mum is like :( bad luck with the driving test man, shit happens. And yes I am boohoo sad. Fucking get over it.

Well I survived Blood Diamond last night, but bawled like a baby when I watched Rabbit Proof Fence about a year ago.

At 2/3/09 05:55 AM, XxBADGAMERxX wrote:

At 2/3/09 05:54 AM, Mishypie wrote: But she isnt letting me outside.

Ignore your mommy and have some fun outside.

I tried that she phoned me and made me come home. GRRR

my mum decided to let me stay at home for the day instead of making me waste my time doing nothing at school because the teachers dont turn up (yet they make us go?). But she isnt letting me outside. So im sat here, working. While my friends frolic on the sledging hill, and text me every 5 mins to tell me to come out. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH this suuuucks!

canon eos 20d, 35mm macro lens and 28mm working lens

At 10/20/08 02:14 PM, H-K-S wrote: All the old skool people should get the reference.

Ahhhhhhahahaha watched it last night.

Im in favour, I hated the crappy blue one . Good old yellow, much better.

At 1/25/09 08:16 PM, LarrytheViking wrote:

At 1/25/09 07:02 PM, awsome-o123 wrote:

At 1/25/09 07:00 PM, Renandchi2 wrote: Just do it and don't tell her. duh

He cant, she had a chip implanted in his hand that goes of during any kind of repeditive jerking motion.

What if he's shaking his Yoohoo?

Baaaaahahahahahahahha!

I applude your mum for really understanding basic male teenage needs. No we dont need fucking fruit and veg, BRING US THE POON!