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When I figured out how to do a rubix cube, I played it incessantly for two months, trying to improve my solve time. Now I've stopped, but whenever my brain relaxes (watching tv, travelling ect) my hands make little movements, sub-conciously. Its so annoying!

Eating tuna mayonaise straight from the bowl.

*Fap fap fap*

At 2/21/07 04:33 PM, BlueHippo wrote:

love you baby ;)

Explain?

So all this week, I've been trying to get a highscore in Boxhead (frontpage on NG) and I eventuall got a score above 1 million, which is roughly what you need to have a chance. So I got 1 million, submitted my score then this little c*nt found out some way to fiddle it. GRRR!
http://scores.crazymonkeygames.com/hs/listsco res.php?id=158

At 2/20/07 01:42 PM, Shiitake-Happens wrote:

I mean come on no one wants to see your underwear

Re-phrase :

I mean come on no one wants to see YOU in YOUR underwear.

At 2/16/07 04:55 PM, PubeBurger wrote:

you butt nugget.

Hee hee you said butt.

Now why the hell would you want to see that? I cannot think of any other reasons, other than it being you, which would mean you know the link, or that you are curious, which is good. Curious people find stuff themselves.

rofl

At 2/15/07 04:03 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

We've fucking gone wrong somewhere. We've gone seriously wrong.

Uh yeah, sure "we" have, sure. Like we write 1000 word essays on the BBS on British history, or whatever it was. I'm British, and Im fine. So poo you.

At 2/20/03 04:26 PM, Keyser-Soze wrote: Awww... Jesus Christ...

I hope that's just a bunch of brownies...

Well duh, of course its a bunch of brownies. What colour are yours?

Cover the entire zoo in purple sequins.

Jelly bellys.

:They're so good, so many damm FLAVOURS!

Post the first thing you thought of when you saw this post. I made it because while on msn, someone said something and i had this desperate urge to say "dripping".

People who throw hard projectiles(apples, tennis balls, a hockey ball in one case- broken nose- poor kid) into large social crowds of people at break.

How do they know if you use Wikipedia?

Tie people's shoe laces together, then set them on fire when they fall over, cack/debagg/trouser/pant/pull down peoples trousers while they are in front of someone really impornant, but giant statues of gorillasor tigers behind people so they turd themselves when they turn around, throw nappies at people, and pick cars up with a giant invisible crane. YES< I DO HAVE I GIANT INVISIBLE CRANE!

Want fries with that?

Hey your not santa!

At 2/7/07 04:43 PM, ThatAliasIsTaken wrote:

At 2/7/07 04:40 PM, Reinecke wrote: I'll fight you!!!!

All right. Let me power up! ):<

Dis someone say POWER UP?

At 2/6/07 06:31 PM, sir-farts-alot wrote: The other night, i was pissin blood. No urine at all, just straight blood. It hurt like a motherfucker.

That made me lol when i remembered a fantastic Robot Chicken sketch where Optimus Prime goes to the doctor:

Prime:" I didn't think urinating so much was bad for you, but last night i found BLOOD in my urine!"

Doctor: "EEEEEEEWWWWWW. Well, I better take a look."

Yes. I agree.

At 2/8/07 12:46 PM, Shuko wrote: The Taming of the Shrew has always been my favorite. ;) It's hilarious, and in the end, it's one of the best love stories I think he ever wrote.

Yeah same but its kinda controversially sexist huh?

Shakespeare is darned funny: here are some of my favouite quotes from The Taming of The Shrew:

"Draw forth thy weapon!"
"I shall not leave until myself is pleasured" (Meant in the explicit way)
"Well then, my remedy is to place my tongue in your tail"
"My horn is but a foot forth than yours. Yours is three inches!"

At 2/8/07 12:32 PM, Fim wrote: I'm hard.

Ha ha. Funny.

At 2/7/07 03:27 PM, Reinecke wrote:

At 2/7/07 03:26 PM, mishypie wrote: Step 4. Grate like a spider on caffeine

that's the only thing i found funny. but fucking LOL XD

Have you seen that video? type spiders on drugs into youtube or something, youll find Steo 4 even funnier

Heres what you do:
Step 1. Get naked
Step 2. Find a cheesegrater
Step 3. And some cheese, preferably edam beause its made spaelt backwards
Step 4. Grate like a spider on caffeine
Step 5. Find an iron, preferably a steam one, cordless if you wish ( although a cord is needed if you follow step 10)
Step 6. Iron the cheese on a tough metal surface- it is important you don't use an ironing board beacuse Alex Rider needs to use it as a snowboard.
Step 8. When goey, the cheese is an excellent lubricant.
Step 9.Then begin to pleasure yuourself wit anything to hand
Step 10. (Optional) Find a pig heart, use the iron cord to electrocute it and stick your dick in it. Why? Beacue Lili Chris is gay.

If you get enough action, you don't need porn :D

At 1/23/07 04:58 PM, Cema wrote: Oh yea, in my free time I enjoy pwning n00bs with my keyboard, like when I play Guild Wars, I totally pwn Charr while pwning my allies with a stampede of random insults and like, even though no one cares, on the inside, you know I totally pwned them in the face. And you know, I just pwn that much. So yea, k bye.

Your'e most certainly not sad.

everybofu tyoe withpud lookind

:meh

I killed the kool aid man beause thats how I roll

Yeah, thats how I roll. Over the kool aid man's FACE!

A slice of lemon meringue pie