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At 4/29/04 06:46 AM, Nephthys wrote: Your post history is one ENTIRE cliche. A year ago some people would have said your material is getting a little old. Now it's just pathetic.

I agree entirely. Considering basically all I've been doing in this thread is calling Carmilla fat, and that I'll stop once it stop being true, It's quite old.

At 4/28/04 10:50 PM, Nephthys wrote: Want some hypocrisy to go with that cookie?

Oh, you're covered for that too? Great. I'll just go back to "clinging cliches together", shall I?

Alright, let's see all of the cliche's I've stringed together.

"If you flame Carmilla you can burn some bacon off of her back"

"100 of the 135 pounds is in your face. So maybe instead of becomming anorexic you could just carve off a couple of those pork spirals of cheeks you got there."

"while delicious, honey baked ham should not be imitated."

"once you're fat you're fat for life. It's in the way you act, the second hand Lane Bryants that you wear, and how you constantly reveal information about your life in an attempt to ease being called fat on the internet."

After rereading my posts, I've come to realize how incredibly cliche they are. Of course Carmilla is imitating a honey baked ham, why would I even need to say it? It's redundant, evenyone is already very well aware that Carmilla has the body of a burlap flour bag full of ham hocks.

At 4/28/04 07:40 PM, J_sMoOtH wrote:

At 4/28/04 07:07 PM, MiseurAnarchyPenguin wrote: I live in Florida, very close to Ocala, in fact. My advice would be to not move to Ocala because it is a shit hole only surpassed by Waldo and Starke.

Thats comforting...

What do you all do for fun In Ocala?

If you go to High School that is...

Are there any teen clubs? Drinking spots? Shit do to other than go to your friends house all day and school?

No my nizzle, I'm in big boy school. The big C. A Uni boy. Big man on Campus. Draft Dodger. The big math house, I SPIT HOT FIRE RICK!

I don't live in Shit hole U.S.A. Ocala. That's Marion County turf and we Alachua's don't hit that shit. Boyeee

Other than a super sucky mall I don't remeber anything about Ocala. North Central Florida is all the turrible parts of florida without beaches or warmth or japanese tourists. I think we get a tax return because of it. Anyway, your first 5 months will be concerned with wearing out your Florida Pass to Disney and Wild Water before you get tired of them for the rest of your life. Then you'll have to go to Gainesville because that's where all the wile'n out on grenadine, be ballin' D double 0 D style.

That's where all the shit goes down, like B rate bands at the Palace, odd techno kids at the Gruv that closed 5 years ago, drunken ugly college kids at the swamp, and all the foosball you can play for an exorbitant price at the Reitz union. You could even go to Happy Hour Pool and Bar except you immediately receive cancer upon entering.

Read a fun book, nothing dramatic or too stimulating.

Make some chocolate milk. Puts me right out ^_^ kawaii

Take up a hobby like foosball, or cooking, anything that involves conentration, or profesional amateur foosball

and call your mum and pops everyday, just to keep in touch

At 4/28/04 07:26 PM, NonicEguy wrote: w00t! I live in florida!!! Not near ocala, but it's nice. I am not sure if the mosquito level is as high as it is down here, but Look out!!! Wearing sunscreen is overrated in that area. I hope you enjoy living here! Florida is great!!

Me and J Sm00000oOOOooOo0000oOOooo0000oOOOth live in North Central, respect to the north central area.

At 4/28/04 05:46 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: This is Sandi. We have been together going on 4 years now.

Really? Well, if it ever turns out that you're infertile and need a baby maker, me and the Mrs. can help you out.

I live in Florida, very close to Ocala, in fact. My advice would be to not move to Ocala because it is a shit hole only surpassed by Waldo and Starke.

Mr. Akuji took pictures of me before.

At 4/28/04 11:40 AM, The-Mage wrote:

At 4/28/04 10:48 AM, xlaw42 wrote: 47% of the people 85% of the people voted for Kerry just on the basis of disliking bush. That gives you an idea as to how bad he really is.

more like how hateful dems are

The Hateful Anti-War Platform strike again.

At 4/28/04 11:37 AM, BeFell wrote:

At 4/28/04 11:35 AM, MiseurAnarchyPenguin wrote: Hows about you stand up for democracy and find out what party the candidate you intend on voting for (and are so informed about) is running under, because he's not Green this year. He's running indepedent.

Um check the sig pic. I am just encouraging people to stand up for what they believe in and make their vote count. I absoulutely think that every democrat that isn't pleased with Kerry should vote Nader.

Alright, sorry. I can see how easily confusing what party Nader is running for would be when you're a conservative, considering that no one really cares about Nader anymore except Kids who watch Micheal Moore and Consumer Reports readers.

At 4/28/04 11:23 AM, BeFell wrote:

At 4/28/04 10:51 AM, xlaw42 wrote:
A vote for Nadar is a vote for Bush, because the people who would vote for Nadar would next vote for kerry. And everyone knows Nadar is not going to win. So you really dont have a choice

Yes you do, everyone should stand up for democracy and vote for Nader. Go Green.

Hows about you stand up for democracy and find out what party the candidate you intend on voting for (and are so informed about) is running under, because he's not Green this year. He's running indepedent.

At 4/28/04 10:58 AM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 4/27/04 12:37 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: get your penis off the computer and head out to a party or a bar and pick up a chick

That wasn't the point of this post.

No, but I think the part about getting the penis off of the computer is something you should really cherish.

Anyway, what does faeces mean? I always forget, is it Faces or Feces? I figure we can find a way to exchange both if you'd like.

At 4/27/04 08:48 PM, ThePatrioticAmerican wrote:

At 4/27/04 08:39 PM, _Thanatopsis_ wrote: no its not genicide, genicide is the purpusfull killing of a select group of people based on culture, religion, or nationality.

Or age.

No one aborts a fetus based on age. A mother doesn't say "Damn, I hate people in the 2nd month of gestation. I wish I could kill all of them".

Abortions are done because a person doesn't want to have a baby, not because a person wants to erraticate all fetuses of a certain age.

Calling it genocide is one of the funniest things I've ever heard anyone say.

Man they destroyed the car of a looter, I don't think anything as terrible as that has ever happened in Cechnya. Fortunatly People on this forum have righteously Made dozens of threads critizing America for their horrible atrocities during occupation, while it seems there's not even a single one critizing the kinder gentler Russian occupations.

At 4/28/04 08:11 AM, Nephthys wrote:

At 4/28/04 08:02 AM, MiseurAnarchyPenguin wrote: Reiteration of an already weakly-made point, coupled with mindless, false and immature insults.

You quite finished getting all of that out of your system? Want a cookie?

You've deserved it. I mean, you've elaborated such a valid point so maturely and intelligently that you're now bound to gain the respect of people you'll never meet in real life.

YAYZ 4 U!!!!!11!

I'm assuming that you're practicing clinging cliches together. I've never actually seen you write anything original or topical, just a string of other peoples jokes that aren't funny.

At 4/28/04 07:15 AM, Forever_Knight wrote:

At 4/27/04 11:59 PM, MiseurAnarchyPenguin wrote: Okay, that picture was taken three years ago before I lost 135 pounds from my toast secreting nipples. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME PLZ!!! BUT I DON'T CARE!!!

I just saw the picture in your profile and it appears that 100 of the 135 pounds is in your toast. So maybe instead of becomming anorexic you could just carve off a couple of those crumbs of crust you got there.

I really want some french toast. Know anyone with egg nipples?

Okay First of All I don't care what you say and I'm going to ignore you, which is why I am responding to you. Second please stop refering to me as food. I don't appreciate it when someone compares me to toast. That would be the equivilant of saying something like when you look at a certain porkedellics picture you see nothing but a cakey layer of facial grease on top of a big unbeaten ball of dough with two skewed holes for vacant beady eyes. You could go on to compare it by saying that that same picture has a broad sheer forhead that is considered in some states to be a mass movement hazard, and juts down to a powerful meaty jowl.

At 4/27/04 09:46 PM, Forever_Knight wrote:

At 4/27/04 11:29 AM, Carmilla wrote: Why don't you post a pic of yourself and let's see how you look?

Toast anyone?

Okay, that picture was taken three years ago before I lost 135 pounds from my toast secreting nipples. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME PLZ!!! BUT I DON'T CARE!!!

At 4/27/04 02:14 PM, BeFell wrote:

It is simply seen as giving a choice to the deceased even in death they still have the option to refuse.

Has your mum explained the concept of death to you yet?

At 4/27/04 02:14 PM, AlastorTheDevil wrote:

At 4/27/04 02:13 PM, Jossos wrote: Dobio, you slut!
You have forgotten me. . goddamnit!

Move over sis, I'm next >:(
afsdfkadhsf

Woman I'm in on the next action, Dobio Hacked my real account so he owes it to me.

At 4/27/04 01:53 PM, RedSkvnk wrote:

At 4/27/04 01:41 PM, MiseurAnarchyPenguin wrote: I just wanted to call you stupid and make fun of you for a half hour.

If I wasn't responding to you, I'd be responding to some other dirtbag in general. Don't get a superiority complex or anything.

It's sort of hard not to when I'm able to call you a moron so often and it's generally well acepted due to the various charts and graphs I provide that illustrate my point.

At 4/27/04 01:46 PM, Skvnk_Warden wrote: still burnt your house down

I forgot to add, however, that you pwned me good and hard. That's not a joke either. Quite funny post.

At 4/27/04 01:46 PM, Skvnk_Warden wrote: still burnt your house down

I live in Huntington Estates, so if what you say is true my insurance will not be happy to have to pay out for arson damage or the life insurance plan that I have just incase someone on the internet decides to burn me alive.

At 4/27/04 01:37 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: Oh, and I'm really mad. Yes. Filled with rage. Wow.

Well I should hope so. I don't know what else could prompt you to respond to 10 posts telling you how stupid you are and citing specific examples as to why.

I mean seriously, did you actually think I cared about if someone thought Britian or Canada burnt down the white house? I just wanted to call you stupid and make fun of you for a half hour. I honestly couldn't have done it without you. What could have just been "You're wrong" turned into, with your help of course, "You're wrong" "NO YOU ARE VICIOUSLY ATTACKING ME PLEASE STOP CALLING ME STUPID PLEASE".

At 4/27/04 01:29 PM, RedSkvnk wrote:

At 4/27/04 01:23 PM, MiseurAnarchyPenguin wrote: Well you must obviously find the objective truth to be offensive.

mo·ron-ic
adj : having a mental age of between eight and twelve years

Seems like a good choice.

Anyway, You're just mad because I won, and because I was right and made fun of you succesfully, and that you're stupid. That's all.

At 4/27/04 01:21 PM, RedSkvnk wrote:
If you had just given the correct info at the beginning, I would of said - ok. I give ground. I'm reasonable. I'm not refuting your 2nd post.

But no. You start off by calling my post moronic. I took offense to it.

Well you must obviously find the objective truth to be offensive.

Perhaps that's why you have such a gross misunderstanding of history.

I think that Wiseman was also Mao Zedung.

At 4/27/04 01:16 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: go make ur self something to eat while it compresses go get a snack make some tea cawfee

That certainly answers the question "Why".

"God, why are we here?"

God - "Ahh yes, I was wondering when it would be time to answer this question. It seems man is finally ready for the ultimate truth. Go get a snack and some some tea."

At 4/27/04 01:10 PM, bmxcj3 wrote: My best friends Jewish my fiancess mormon. So sticking up for there beliefs is hard. But if someone wants to be mormon or jewish leave them alone. There not forcing you to join there religion.

Yeah, except for those Mormons who are baptizing post mortem Jewish Concentration camp victims. Man, that must be a bit of a trouble around the dinner table.

If there is one thing Religion isn't know for, it's forcing your beliefs on others.

At 4/27/04 01:03 PM, RedSkvnk wrote:

At 4/27/04 12:58 PM, MiseurAnarchyPenguin wrote: Ahh yes, My vicious attack of correcting you.

You corrected me by calling my post moronic. I love how you correct people. Nice. Really nice. Keep it up. Really.

Yes well actually I corrected you here. That is where I explained what really happened without insulting anyone, right after you had insulted me. Did you not get a copy? Because It's right here. That is when I corrected you after you were so blatantly wrong. (I remeber that time)

Freedom of Speech?

My Vote is Against.

At 4/27/04 12:46 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: The fact of the matter is, you attacked me because I said 'Canadians,' instead of 'British citizens'.

Yes well, it's quite a fuzzy line between one nation and the other. I mean, I'm sure Spain got very well and Uppity about when it was actually Germany that invaded France during world war two (Sorry for Geurnica #2 my bad), but that's such a simple and unimportant mistake, confusing two nations is.

The point of my post was that America was not some infallible nation that wins every war. But instead of pointing out that they were British citizens, you go on the offensive, calling it the most moronic thing I've ever said, etc. etc.

How's that offensive and not an objective statement of fact? Surely there's no dispute over how moronic it was, because that's some grade A moronic material. I would hope for your sake that you would agree with me and say it is the most moronic thing you've ever said, otherwise you'll have to find some examples of you acting like a moron some more just to disprove me.

You totally ignored the actual point I was putting across, instead focusing on something as inane as the citizenship of the people who burned down the white house.

Fortunatly I didn't really care about your actual point because it was about as stupid as the mistake you made, but I can't really disprove an opinon. I can however disprove someone saying "Ohh yeah, burnt down white house? Must of been those Canadians!"

Have you seen the other posts in this forum? Or do you have your blinders on, looking for things to attack me on? I don't even know what your problem is.

Ahh yes, My vicious attack of correcting you. It's not as if I simply stated fact after you insulted me with faux witty insult with profanity. It was an attack that centered around you, because let's face it I really consider you to be important. I must, I mean you sure do talk about yourself a lot and how I attacked you instead of saying "Yeah, it wasn't the Canadians it was the British, well anyway". You've found a loop hole that instead you can say "WELL MAYBE IT WAS THE BRITISH BUT I WASN'T WRONG BECAUSE I AM A VICTIM OF PEOPLE CALLING ME STUPID!"