Hello. I am currently looking for a good site for flash 8 tutorials. I've tried several and some were pretty good at explaining a single function, but that was all the site did, or it had tutorials on many functions, but lacked detail as far as what exactly a specific step did to the product. So I am asking anyone who happens to read this for site recommendations, preferably one that you yourself have used. Thanks in advance. :)

possibly...might be the video card. throw it away.

watch out for tongue cancer...

argh. you lot make me feel old when i dont understand your jokes. :(

it seems to me that you need a keyboard that doesnt have a standby button...or you need to take the button out of the one you have. :)

find something slighty more productive to do...

At 8/29/07 01:05 PM, funnyman46 wrote: I almost never have the chance to do whistles, it seems like barely any of the flashes are very abusive anymore.

never watched anything from the kitty krew have you? :D

buy one. go ahead. i mean...spending 1600 on an operating system and 400 for hardware is a good deal, no?

because the generation after us generation x'ers find crudeness fucking hilarious.

At 8/29/07 12:52 PM, John12346 wrote: Commandment 2: Thou shalt not take the name of your Lord in vain.

God pwns. Don't question it.

the ten commandments also mandates that we respect our crack-whore moms and nonpresent fathers too...

the quick fix would be to take all the safety labels off everything. that way, all idiots, black and white, die. the population goes down and mcdonalds and walmart goes out of business. its win-win.

At 8/29/07 12:45 PM, Yiffy wrote:

At 8/29/07 12:43 PM, miserablestar wrote: your theory isnt physically sound. :P

K.

How about this:

God cheated at us in hide and seek.

FU!

nah. we are still counting.

click the one that says pale lesbian teen fucks a dildo....

your theory isnt physically sound. :P

yahoo mail service ftw! their spam filter pwns. ^^

At 8/29/07 12:33 PM, robattle wrote: It's all in the hardware.

lies. your speed is determined by what you are paying your ISP. also, high speeds like that can easily be hoaxed simply by downloading something twice in succession and allowing cache to do most of the work.

pfft. same as mine. typical speeds for a 3mb dsl connection.

At 8/29/07 12:29 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote:

At 8/29/07 12:28 PM, miserablestar wrote:

At 8/29/07 12:24 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote:

At 8/29/07 12:23 PM, miserablestar wrote: thats a pretty small bfg...

Yet a single shot from it could turn you into... wait it will completely desinagrate any trace of you.

it shoots antimatter? the hell?

Yes, its Plasma charge is an Anti matter Plasma charge, a full powered blast takes an entier clip and could easily decimate half of DC

antimatter...plasma? O.o i guess it leaves behind the scent of o-zone now too...

now...given that its a gun...if you shot its 'entire clip' feature...wouldnt you get caught in the explosion?

At 8/29/07 12:27 PM, robattle wrote:

At 8/29/07 12:26 PM, miserablestar wrote: pfft. what do you need a whistle for anyways?

Make you look cool.

i respect a spammer more than a moderator wanna-be...tell you what. trade you my normal status whistle for your broken one. i never use mine anyways.

At 8/29/07 12:24 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote:

At 8/29/07 12:23 PM, miserablestar wrote: thats a pretty small bfg...

Yet a single shot from it could turn you into... wait it will completely desinagrate any trace of you.

it shoots antimatter? the hell?

pfft. what do you need a whistle for anyways?

how long after you took that pic did you get mauled by the local bully?

thats a pretty small bfg...

hehe. what gamestop still takes n64 games? even if you do sell em...from gamestop, expect a quarter for each of em.

At 8/29/07 11:59 AM, peroo wrote: lolz my internet had something called a data backup and it was because I was connected to such a large network. That is why it transfered so fast wow lol.

eh...no. running off cache memory would do it though. did you DL the thing twice?

At 8/29/07 11:49 AM, Grubby wrote: Vaginas...

They're not an anus.

eh...the general opinion on the difference is 'who cares?'

At 8/29/07 11:19 AM, Lil-Livecorpse wrote:

At 8/29/07 10:40 AM, miserablestar wrote: ok. so just hollow the suit out as it starts to get cramped. i mean...how much wiring can there be in a full prosthetic (sp) body that can be controlled with two tendrils from the 'stomach?' when you grow fingers, move out. if you cant...well...im sure there is a 12 step program for that somewhere.

hmmm it'll be pretty cramped straight away. I'm about the size of a stomach right now and that'll be the size of the compartment. If i stay inside it and wait for my fingers to grow, then they're moving too fast and the rest of my body won't catch up well. I'll be all hunched over like a gorilla :/

hmm...well. seeing as you cant afford the suit in the first place...and i see no one offering their credit card numbers, i guess you have to wait it out. how long does it normally take for giant ameobas to grow fingers?

At 8/29/07 10:37 AM, fat-barry wrote:

since fucking when do i need a ticket to touch myself?

since now! or security will circumcise your ass!

eep. ok, ok! how much!?

ok. so just hollow the suit out as it starts to get cramped. i mean...how much wiring can there be in a full prosthetic (sp) body that can be controlled with two tendrils from the 'stomach?' when you grow fingers, move out. if you cant...well...im sure there is a 12 step program for that somewhere.

At 8/29/07 03:14 AM, BloodySabbath wrote: Put an icepack on it, and wrap a towel around it for a bit, it will keep the pain down, as for the red sores, time will do its job. Just keep doing that, or you can hold it in a little bowl of water if you want for a while. Also cream will help the healing process a bit.

um...dude. towels stick to third degree burns.

but honestly...a third degree burn from a flash fire? and you are asking US, a community of prepubescent teen virgins with ego insecurity issues for advice? something is off here...