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Topic: Twitter?

Posted: 11/27/09 09:59 PM

Forum: General

It gives people a view into your life, I seriously doubt you should be using it to tell people about you getting up to crap, but it is definently fun to post about how your going to a concert, or you start back to school soon or any other number of things, It should really just be used for special events, as most people use it.


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Topic: I Want a Gun

Posted: 11/24/09 07:01 PM

Forum: General

There are many choices in Home Defence, some of the more wide spread ideas are a mere pistol, Try going to a firing range one day, and try a few guns, get a feel for which one you like, and which one makes you feel like you just punched a wall (you will find a gun like this I swear it)

also some people recommend tactical shotguns, they are a shotgun, but with a large stock that fits snuggly on your shoulder, and they tend to be "attached" to the frame, so the kick back is considerably less.

Just really find what works for you, and try them. One of the greatest joys a man can achieve is firing a gun into a target, only to find you hit the bullseye more often then not. I think there may, Or should be a gun club in the Clubs and Crews forum.


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Topic: Fuckers with Headphones.

Posted: 11/23/09 02:11 PM

Forum: General

You seem to be bitching about having to do important work, yet you are posting on the BBS


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Topic: Users you remember by their sigs.

Posted: 11/22/09 11:28 PM

Forum: General

I usually remember users by there sigs when they have there names in them, like Lemon Dranks use to be this really graffiti looking letters Lemon drank, and Sensationalisms now is a scrabble board looking thing.


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Topic: Ask me about: Having Swine Flu

Posted: 11/14/09 04:34 PM

Forum: General

That's right, I have finally caught the dreaded pig, despite the fact that I have hung out with almost each and every person in my school I have yet to catch it, I just got back from the nurse yesterday afternoon and am now banned from stepping foot on campus until 24 hours of no fever.


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Topic: The Magic the Gathering Club

Posted: 11/02/09 05:25 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

There is a "club" in existance but it is deader than a door nail on a winter day. So I felt I should create another club, and expand on the things this club may encompass.

For instance, it would be great if there were a few dedicated MTG players who would be able to teach new players the ropes, and even give them a few suggestions of where to start in regards to making decks, or even suggestions for pre-constructs that are good for learning the more advanced aspects of game play.

I would also like it if users were able to post there decks, either a link to a site where they are hosting there deck, or just write out each card name, and number, and a brief overview of the goal of there deck. for instance.

30 relentless rats
30 swamps.
The goal of my deck is to swarm the field with Relentless Rats, and overrun my opponent potentially dealing 20 damage first attack.

And then have other users rate it based on a 5 point scale. for instance

3/5 Despite relentless rats being a good choice for this type of deck, there are a few other cards that would help even more, there is even a card that gives all spells (including creatures) Ripple 4, meaning you could potentially get all 30 of your rats in field first turn. Look into this.

Also, if there is a website, that people prefere for playing MTG online with each other, we could exchange information, and play matches against each other, maybe even set up club tournaments with silly prizes like signatures made by users good with photoshop or something of that nature.

The potential is limitless, we could even have discussions about the MTG literature.

If you are interested in being an active person with in the club (I.E. teaching others the ropes and things of that nature) Be sure to alert other users of your function.


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Topic: Stupidest trends ever?

Posted: 11/02/09 05:11 AM

Forum: General

"shit was so cash"

" I hurd you likd mudkippz"

LULZ I BE TALKIN' LIKE A WEBCATZ

Ok, heres what we do, buy a bunch of diet soda, and some mentos....

Or that stupid ass Step one: Find a television quote. Step 2: ??? Step 3: annoyance

I TAP DAT ASS when ever someone taps a land card. (oh wait I started that...)

Yu-Gi-Oh

Pokemon (TCG)

Excuse me sir, do you happen to have any over used t.v. commercial quotes? (grey poupon)

People making Who's Line quotes, but always stupid stuff like, The points in this game don't matter, there just like "insert name's" dick size, there never going to use it any time but a lone anyway.


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Topic: Mwc9 : Oct : Punkoween : Entries

Posted: 11/02/09 04:49 AM

Forum: General

I know my entry is way to late to be considered for the contest, but I want to post it here anyway, just in the case someone desides to give me criticism on my entry, and tell me how well I did

"It just ain't lucky" he said, coughing and turning his attention away from the illuminated blue screen before him. He looks down at the bound figure before him and his throne. Only $456.00 dollars for the entire office set, and he also gets a free mug, something along the lines of, Best Boss ever, he of course would never know, only spending $100.00 for the chair, and nothing else. He kicks his foot out, and rolls the child over onto his back, blood oozes from the corner of the child's mouth as he does.

"There's fate to consider." He spits at the child, and smiles as it lands on the child's chin with a wet splotch. "T'aint ever done this to a child of course, but, I guess you gotta start sometime." He reaches for his belt, and slowly slides the catch away, the gear grinds solemnly resisting at first, then giving with a solid clink, now rolling smoothly as he un-does the belt. The man looking over the child, throws the belt to the corner, and drops his pants, of course, he removes his knife from the sheathe on the belt loop before hand. " Imagine" he says "If you had chosen platform B, instead of C, I mean there are thousands of steamers out there, and at least 20 of them to get you were you were going"

The child looks up at the main, fear in his eyes, he looks to be about 12, maybe 11, he utters short gasps of protest as the man lowers down on one knee, palming the knife but they are stiffled by the rag tied around his head covering his mouth. The man places the knife on the child's neck, and slowly brings the blunt edge down his throat, teasing him with the death the child yearns for. Anything would be better than what the man truly has planned for him. He reaches down, and slices the rope binding the child's left arm, due to the ingenious tying, only the child's left arm is free his right is bound to the rope securing his legs.
The man's grip is far to strong for the child to move, and the man soon lifts him off of the ground with only his left arm, and swings him onto a tattered old couch in the corner. He lands with a thud, and dust puffs from the couche's various holes, and the cushions. The man turns back to the screen, looks at the images displayed, smiles, and turns back. "Also, I had never done this with a boy either, always women, I got a certain pleasure out of seeing a women in this state. Of course, as I said before, I guess you gotta start sometime." He smiled, and threw down the knife, it landed point first in the ground below, and stuck in the soft metal floor.

The child knew what was to be his fate, and knew it was sealed, but still he resisted, now trying to push the man away with his arm, resisting him as best as he could. " I grow tired of your games, I feel I will have to restrain you, this would have been much easier on you had you not resisted." He lifted the child by the left arm again, and this time, dragged him entirely across the floor, into a darkened room.

Upon entering the room, he flipped a switched, and revealed the horrors the darkness had been hiding. In the center of the room was a medical gurney, covered in rust, atleast the child hoped it was rust. Sitting next to it were several wicked looking implements, large saw edged devices, and others with wicked needles, and spikes. The man flopped the child onto the gurney, and tied his left hand to the side, he then strung rope thru the binds on his feet, and right arm to secure his entire body. He did not need him squirming during this procedure.

He turned towards a cabinet, and slid open it's solitary door. The child could only see the mans back, and hear metal clanking against metal, and what he thought was wooden chunks being dragged against each other. The man found what he was looking for, let out a small exclamation of join, and turned back to the child with what appeared to be a prosthetic arm, except where there should be a hand, and fingers, was only a large phallic wooden pole, at least 6 inches in length. The man cackled delightfully at the child's expression, and set it down with in the child's sight. " I will not make this quick, you understand." the child nodded against his will, and caught himself afterwards.

The man slide a large saw from the table next to the gurney, and began to crank it's handle. Soon the fly wheel inside the saw began to spin freely, and in doing so, started the gears to move, and the saw began to reciprocate wildly. The man looked into the eyes of the child with a mad glee, and did not hesitate as he brought the blade down in his arm. A loud scream was emitted from the child, but soon, it stopped, and was replaced with the heavy breathing, of one, who despite being un-conscious was still experiencing great pain, a sound he knew well.

Having removed the left arm, the man busied himself with attaching the child's "upgrade" testing the pull cord to ensure the arm would still vibrate should it be pulled. He then slid the open end of the prosthetic over the child's stump, withdrew from the table a large screwdriver, and began to crank the screws into the child's arm, securing the screws and the prosthetic with in the child's bone.

Soon after some coaching the child awoke. " My boy, it is time for you to make me money, Do so well? Your parents may live, Do so badly? I will ensure there deaths myself." He firmly twisted the door handle, and pushed the child into the blinding light, into the black street, and as the child silently wished, into an on-coming steamer.


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Topic: tips and tactics for paintball

Posted: 11/02/09 04:10 AM

Forum: General

You are not as accurate as you think you are.

There's a reason rambo is a movie.

Pain is a warning of something worse.

Shooting yourself, even to be funny, hurts.

Lieying prone, and firing at your opponents, makes it harder for YOU to move.


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Topic: 'Unforseen Consquences'

Posted: 11/02/09 04:06 AM

Forum: General

Fuck it.

this one time I had a friend spend the night at my place for a few nights, becasue she needed a place to stay, and we decided to play Magic the Gathering till 9, and then turn in for the night, well I started to kick her ass, and she started to make all these loud groans, and complaints, and then, the next morning my room mate slapped me on the shoulder, and asked if she was any good, and I didn't know what he was talking about, except magic, so said no, she couldn't handle my deck.

Then I stopped, laughed, and then explained it to him, even worse is deck sounds like dick.


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Topic: 'Unforseen Consquences'

Posted: 11/02/09 03:49 AM

Forum: General

At 11/2/09 03:31 AM, Falonefal wrote: My father caught me saying GO TO HELL MOTHER to my mom, after we got into an argument regarding a book I was reading, she said that the little train would do it, and I said it would not.
He then walked in, and paddled the shit out of me with his big dick, I felt terrible afterwards, and to make it up to him sucked him off while mom watched.

Fixed for accuracy, and MLA formatting, I have changed the names to protect the innocent.


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Topic: Ass or Breasts?

Posted: 11/01/09 07:53 PM

Forum: General

Boobies, I have never been an ass man, and from what I know of the "male" culture most men graduate from ass men to breast men


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Topic: I now know why they make saw movies

Posted: 10/31/09 11:03 PM

Forum: General

I had never seen a saw movie, and decided to go see saw 6 with my girlfriend, it was a really fun movie, made me want to puke, and walk out a few times (especially the first scene) but once I got over that, it was really fun, and over all made you UH WHAT more than a few times.


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Topic: zombie fort

Posted: 10/28/09 10:39 PM

Forum: General

hmm, A main house, and a few outer houses, mostly like 2 bedroom houses, for people to live in. And a big fence around all of it, then a couple feet away from the fence, guard posts every half mile around the perimiter, Then about a mile away from all of that, a large wall, filled with water, like, a huge concreate wall with water in the middle, the water will be suspended in a mixture of saw dust, and sand, and it will be wet kind of like mud. in the middle of the wall, then around this wall every mile a guard tower inside the wall.


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Topic: How The World Ends.

Posted: 10/28/09 10:25 PM

Forum: General

Saton is my motor


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Topic: Pshop Randomly Generated Vg Covers

Posted: 10/26/09 02:15 AM

Forum: General

sorry about using MS Paint

Extreme Unicycle in Vegas

Pshop Randomly Generated Vg Covers


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Topic: The most awesome hair in music?

Posted: 10/25/09 11:38 PM

Forum: General

for your consideration.

The most awesome hair in music?


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Topic: It has come to my attention

Posted: 10/25/09 11:33 PM

Forum: General

Zorak, stop it, your not going to get attention this way.


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Topic: Anyone else look at their shit?

Posted: 10/25/09 11:32 PM

Forum: General

I do sometimes when I suspect I might have diarhea


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Topic: Does Fred get too much attention?

Posted: 10/25/09 11:31 PM

Forum: General

It's funny in the same way that most disney shows are funny, so if you beleive he is getting to much attention then all disney shows ar egetting to much attention, and if your fine with making that assumption then I will agree with you.


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Topic: Redwall: Cat Hate

Posted: 10/25/09 11:26 PM

Forum: General

Redwall is a story about rats from what I know yes?

obviously a story written about rats would be alittle less than fair to cats.


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Topic: Arby's $0.01 Off Coupons!

Posted: 10/25/09 07:59 PM

Forum: General

I think It's funny as hell :P It is really just an advertisement campain, but I would love for someone to try and claim one of these at the restaurant


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Topic: Anyone Do Chewing Tobacco? (nsfw)

Posted: 10/21/09 03:27 AM

Forum: General

I was busy fapping when I clicked on this thread.

I did not stop.

what is wrong with me?

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Topic: Newgrounds Contest - Free Wings

Posted: 10/21/09 03:11 AM

Forum: General

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?
I first learned about newground's thru a friend of mine, he had showed the the Xiao Xiao Animations from a site that hosted them other than newgrounds. I searched for stick figure animation and instead of the site he had showed me found newgrounds.
What do you most enjoy about the site?
Mostly the forums, and the game sections of the flash. I really enjoy just having a game running while I am doing reports, or posting on various sites.
Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?
I would probably give some mods a talking to, but despite that there is really nothing I can look at and say I HATE THIS about newgrounds, for along time, I used to be a bit of a bitchy whiner, but when I thought about it? I keep coming here, and enjoy it so what do I really have to bitch about?
Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)
To be honest, there is nothing I would love to see back, I would like though, if there was a way for users to remove the banner ads, maybe if they paid something like 10 dollars a year or something then they won't see the banner ads, and then give them something extra, like maybe the ability to change there posts, but I guess that would fall under things I would change given a day at the reigns.


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Topic: Allow Me To Penetrate Your Psyche

Posted: 10/20/09 11:00 PM

Forum: General

Use your big shlong on my little mouth.


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Topic: Vegetarian girl

Posted: 10/18/09 05:50 PM

Forum: General

You should have thrown it down, and said something like, VEGGIE BURGERS ARE MADE WITH EGGS!!! THOSE POOR CHICKENS ARE SO MIS-TREATED!!! be more of a vegetarian then her, that will so get you in her pants.


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Topic: Do you resent your past self?

Posted: 10/17/09 09:57 PM

Forum: General

When I looked back at my 06 posts I kind of wish I could change them, but i don't really think I would hate myself then, just be slightly annoyed at how immature I was, and maybe try to give myself a hand job.


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Topic: Cool things at your school.

Posted: 10/17/09 09:55 PM

Forum: General

I go to a college, so pretty much you can do what ever you want as long as it's not illegal.


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