Like, I had a child.
Kids name was T.J.

And T.J. could run.
T.J. would run just so that you knew he could run.
And everybody knew, that T.J. could run.

T.J. met a fox called Linda.
Linda had eyes of velvet.
Their names were Jade and Jennifer.
Jade and Jennifer saw everything, and they too saw that T.J. could run.
But what Jade and Jenny could not see, was me, and how I loved my T and J.

I have two eyes as well.
Their names were Coke and Cane.
Now they saw Linda because T.J. did too.
So I did what any father would do.
And gutted that fox called Linda.

At 8/28/08 01:29 PM, Paradox wrote: Why the fuck would I be concerned about an ant?

Bitch owes you money.

Ceasing to exist was the best decision I ever made.
Since then my income has tripled and my health has been better then ever.

I just wish that I had found out about ceasing to exist when I was younger so I could of gotten a head start.

I know youre an alt but damn youre a faggot.

At 8/24/08 10:41 PM, Postcount wrote: They are just counter-trolling.

But what if they counter-troll the counter-trollers?
Would this not make the OP a victim of counter-troll trollee?
And if so, would those currently falling victim to the trolling of the counter-troll trollee not actually be trolled at all but instead a unrealted variable to the original troll?

Quite the mess we have here.

At 8/25/08 02:54 PM, Tinkco86 wrote: If you want to look like an intelligent person and make smart posts, I suggest you get all that SMB out of your sig.

This is also retarded.
As if his posts will suddenly improve in quality because he ditched a few game icons in his sig. Because that makes the slightest bit of sense.

For fucks sake.

Thats useless.

Your idea of professionalism could be the exact opposite of someone else's. And simply asking how to embody it from an already diverse group of people will lead nowhere.

And since when did length suddenly equal quality?
The shittiest, most spam filled useless posts I have are the lognest ive ever bothered creating.

I just want to know where I'm going.
And that all these damned wasps would just leave me be.

Return to obscurity.

At 8/24/08 03:48 AM, ImMrRobotnik wrote: Is Newgrounds a dictatorship? Why do regulars get away with almost everything?

Everyday I see n00bs post obvious, unfunny posts and get flamed for that, yet regulars are dismissed as "unfunny on purpose". How come?

If you want to make a statement like this seem legitimate in any way, its usually best to make it with your original account.
Using an alt account just shows you don't feel comfortable saying this under an alias someone can identify you under later on, and no one will take you seriously for it.

Just thought id let you know.

Oh man, those are some pretty sweet posts.

I mean, I don't even say that too often, but that are some really, really sweet posts.

At 8/23/08 08:20 PM, Fragment wrote: Lucy....

You got some 'splaining to do!

Ive heard that before.
Whats it from?

Yes, a Guinness World Record.

Typo Eradication Advancement League

Bwahahahahaha!

Ha!

Oh god damn it Dita.

At 8/23/08 02:27 AM, emma-existential wrote: I'm trying to find some over-the-top Spanish Soap Opera music for this...

Turn on channel 4.

That shit gives me the runs.

man, that is really, really interestin

Oh come on, coooooooome on.

At 8/22/08 05:32 PM, Redface wrote:

At 8/22/08 05:21 PM, Minion777 wrote: gjjjg

Really?

Truly.

Since that picture was taken, I've lost weight, gotten a haircut and bedded a woman (in my sick and fevered mind). And you something? I'm still teh roxxors.

Now I am greatly saddened, Sir, for I found nothing wrong with your previous appearance and thought of it to be quite liberating. Not that I had posted such image to point out these particular ailments, for I was simply trying to add to the collective of already existing images of yourself.

And congratulations of your bedding of a Woman.
I rest assured you gave her a rather good thrashing before allowing her to continue up stream and spawn, eh sport?
Oh Ho!

More than you'll ever be, quite frankly.

And may it ever continue to be so.

gjjjg

Also, stop posting so damned much I mean jeeeeeezee.

jeeze hawtactionyifFER why are you so gay????

At 8/22/08 03:44 AM, RageVI wrote: If by...

Im kinda upset it took an entire page for someone to bring up this point.

469 and 938
Two numbers, wise and awake
Thus, the Two did procreate
And a Chip Tune, they did so make

NEVER GONNA LEEEEAAVE YOU

At 8/17/08 04:43 PM, Bahamut wrote:

062) 39745 1110 158.6 Minion777 1

I almost forgot what it was like, to have all that shit in your name.

And now, it shall never leave you.

At 8/20/08 04:53 PM, alucardxmeow wrote:

At 8/20/08 04:45 PM, Loltastic wrote:

At 8/20/08 04:40 PM, alucardxmeow wrote:

At 8/20/08 04:39 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: Here, did yous know there was a world war 2!

What are you, 70 years old? O_O

You fail to understand that he is calling this very old.

Akuma, Guile, and Wadolf were there since you were allowed to use it.

Yea but the point of this topic is to post what people can find, but apprently I forgot everyone on newgrounds will flame anything on the BBS if they feel like it.

Yeah but you also forgot the part where you ignored what everyone here said, despite how negative they might have been, and went straight back to your original idea, which is, to find a bunch of not so secret staff members whos existence has been made more then well known on these boards since their first appearance.

At 8/20/08 02:53 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Let's hope they have some decent songs, hmmmmmmmm?

Let's.