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Author Search Results: 'Mindistortion'

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1.

Crying

Topic: The murder of Jason Velliez

Posted: 06/19/08 06:07 PM

Forum: General

Jason Velliez as you all might know as, "The-Wonder" on Newgrounds, was murdered two nights ago in his home in San Jose. This murder failed to make it to the news, but as a close family member, I was one of the first to find out. Jason was shot 3 times in his abdomen and was pronounced dead at 4:22 A.M. Wednesday morning. His music was brought to Newgrounds as a hobbie, and many people loved his music. At the young age of 17, Jason, a high school graduate, on his way to a university for performing arts... He would never fulfill the scholarship. R.I.P.


2.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Wacky Pipes #1

Posted: 11/18/07 02:06 PM

Forum: General

I wasted quite a bit of time on this. Try to find out how many colors there areand what the original background color is. If you have MS paint this should be fairly easy


3.

None

Topic: Halo marines

Posted: 11/16/07 09:18 PM

Forum: General

Halo 3 marines...

Well they're not too much smarter from 2, but a disadvantage is...brutes. Now they have giant ass hammers like Tartarus from 2. The marines now just don't die, they die with style. Like when they're smashed...you hear the sound and watch them flail their arms.


4.

None

Topic: Master Chief Vs. Samus

Posted: 11/14/07 09:43 PM

Forum: General

IDK if this is old or not, but it's tight as hell! It has a weird suprising end. Lot's of action. Link


5.

None

Topic: Guitar Hero 3: I have pwnt you.

Posted: 11/14/07 09:30 PM

Forum: General

The hardest level which is the last, took 6 people. 1 hour of warming up, and 2 hours to beat it. BUT! I did it, w00t


6.

Elated

Topic: Honest To God: The Best 300 Remix.

Posted: 11/13/07 10:45 PM

Forum: General

Might be old, but it's hilarious. Here's a trick; try and find out what all the movies are. I got these.

Chunk-The Goonies
JB & KG- The Pick of Destiny
Stars Cartoon show
Link


7.

Blushing

Topic: Kill the Internet

Posted: 11/01/07 10:57 PM

Forum: General

Forgot teh pic

Kill the Internet


8.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Kill the Internet

Posted: 11/01/07 10:56 PM

Forum: General

The KK finally gotta taste of their own medicine. (Teh real catz finally owned them)


9.

None

Topic: I Just Saw The Jfk Assassination

Posted: 11/01/07 09:35 PM

Forum: General

Yes. I demand a link. I mean I seen reenactments and...damn...that was crazy the whole frontal skull just...BOOMS RIGHT OFF HIS HEAD! were him and Robert Kennedy related? I know he was was assasinated as well


10.

None

Topic: Let's All play iSketch!

Posted: 11/01/07 08:23 PM

Forum: General

Well the room is made.


11.

Elated

Topic: Let's All play iSketch!

Posted: 11/01/07 08:20 PM

Forum: General

I'm bored an you Newgrounds guys gotta lot of great stuff to draw, whaddaya say? I'll make a room called Newgrounds


12.

None

Topic: Greatest Sports Comback Ever?

Posted: 11/01/07 08:19 PM

Forum: General

The Imacculate Reception. I don't remember but it was like a 5 person fumble pick up, pitch.


13.

None

Topic: Kill the Internet

Posted: 10/30/07 09:48 PM

Forum: General

Old or not. Just post it.


14.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Hardcore Halloween Hardcore Plan

Posted: 10/30/07 09:47 PM

Forum: General

Wow. Here's what I would do...

Kid makes fun of me? --I throw a fucking pumpkin at him.
Old lady and foot ball... I'd take her walker and her life alert button. *now she's stuck*
take a sip of beer.... drink a bottle of beer.
call people and hang up....cuss people out and hang up
masturbate in a circle....masturbate in a circle full of chicks.

OOOOHH HARDCORE@!!##@!$~!^$! &^#


15.

None

Topic: Kill the Internet

Posted: 10/30/07 09:30 PM

Forum: General

At 10/30/07 09:25 PM, PhoenixTails wrote: I flamethrowered 4chan.
even though I like it

Take a screenshot and post them! I wanna see them!


16.

Elated

Topic: Kill the Internet

Posted: 10/30/07 09:23 PM

Forum: General

Here's an infomercial

Would you like to kill a website? NOW YOU CAN! With Website Killer! just click the link and begin!

I killed Newgrounds

Kill the Internet


17.

Questioning

Topic: Newgrounds:The Movie?

Posted: 10/30/07 01:37 PM

Forum: General

At 10/29/07 11:36 AM, Preternatural wrote: To make a movie you need a plot. Make up one, though I doubt it will be anything remotely interesting.

Well the person above you basicly explained the plot. Tankman, Alien Hominid, and all the characters you see in the NG halloween layout will have a battle for the portal. A movie version of, " Newgrounds Rumble"


18.

Shouting

Topic: Newgrounds:The Movie?

Posted: 10/29/07 11:17 AM

Forum: General

CarChase...you just made me wanna watch a movie that doesn't exist...

and cum a little

19.

Elated

Topic: Halloween Story...

Posted: 10/29/07 11:14 AM

Forum: General

DUDE. IDC that was fucking epic!


20.

None

Topic: Halloween Story...

Posted: 10/28/07 06:35 PM

Forum: General

It's halloween and Michael was suited up and ready to trick-or-treat. Michael's family was not what you would call perfect...his mom, a stripper at a local bar, was never really home. His sister, always with her boyfriend instead of her little brother. Michael's step-father, was a drunken,wife-beating old man.
Michael's older sister was "going" to take him Trick-or-Treating, but stayed in her room with her boyfriend. An enraged Michael just sat outside and watched the kids happily walk by. He went inside and seen his step-father asleep, so he went into the kitchen to eat what little candy he had in his pumpkin. He ate a few pieces of candy corn before he realized how mad he was at his sister and everyone else in the house. He grabbed a kitchen knive out of the cupboard and grabbed some duct tape from the counter. He bound his step-father to the recliner and with a quick slash, slit his throat.
He took off his clown mask to let him know that his was him. After his sister was done with her boyfriend, Spencer went down stairs to make a sandwich. Michael was waiting with an aluinium baseball bat. As soon as he started making his sandwich, Michael hit him with the bat. As he tried to stagger away Michael hit him in the head, 7 more times. Michael started tworards his sister's room with the kitchen knive. His sister was falling asleep when Michael started caressing her leg. " Spencer knock it off..." Michael kept going..."SPENCER! Knock it off!" she got up and looked at Michael
" What the hell are you doing in here? GET OUT!" Michael didn't move... She slapped him twice. Michael lunged his knife into her stomach, then left. As she staggered away he caught her heading tworards the stairs. He grabbed her and stabbed her 17 more times, then went downstairs...where is 3 month old sister was...


21.

None

Topic: " Now What" Commercials

Posted: 10/24/07 11:57 AM

Forum: General

At 10/23/07 09:49 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Two guys are rock climbing.
One slips, causing a big-ass rock to fall on his car.

Nau wut!?

wait...

videogamer0810 copies a copyrighted commercial

Now What?


22.

None

Topic: Whats the goreys game on newgrounds

Posted: 10/23/07 10:19 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/07 10:17 PM, KillerClam wrote: Dark cut 2

Seconded


23.

None

Topic: A fight!!!

Posted: 10/23/07 09:07 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/07 09:03 PM, tTLight-SephirothTt wrote: Damn this black guy named Akon is just asking to be beaten the hell out of. Me and my girlfriend were having dinner and this fag came up and started talkin' shit sayin' "she's to much for you to handle bro" I stood up and the fucker bolted. Then he's always there,where i go when i go to beat his ass he runs.

Sorry, blame it on me.


24.

None

Topic: Photoshop Samuel L. Jackson!

Posted: 10/23/07 09:05 PM

Forum: General

heh heh heh...

Photoshop Samuel L. Jackson!


25.

None

Topic: Photoshop Samuel L. Jackson!

Posted: 10/23/07 09:02 PM

Forum: General

Simple but here...

Photoshop Samuel L. Jackson!


26.

None

Topic: Photoshop Samuel L. Jackson!

Posted: 10/23/07 08:57 PM

Forum: General

This has been stuck in my head for hours...

I'm tired of these muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane

Then it hit me! Let's fuck around with Sam!


27.

Elated

Topic: Photoshop Samuel L. Jackson!

Posted: 10/23/07 08:52 PM

Forum: General

Here's the base pic. Mine up soon.

Photoshop Samuel L. Jackson!


28.

None

Topic: What You Know About Math?

Posted: 10/23/07 08:01 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/07 07:59 PM, StolenTactics wrote:
At 10/23/07 06:33 PM, Mindistortion wrote: I'm in 8th grade (i'm 13)
YAY same and I also suck at math ... maybe you are me

HOLY SHIT! I failed math since I was in 4th grade! It could be destiny!


29.

None

Topic: What You Know About Math?

Posted: 10/23/07 07:58 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/07 07:03 PM, Armerad wrote: biggest waste of 1:41 ever..also why last..40 seconds all black?

To tell you the truth I really don't know.


30.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Kid just flashed his dick at class!

Posted: 10/23/07 06:45 PM

Forum: General

I DEMAND PICS!


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