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This ugly bitch is pretty funny, Rack Man's ugly girlfriend.

http://nixot.newgrounds.com/news/post/48 4546

As long as I don't dream of the ugly dog bitch in the picture here I'm safe:

http://nixot.newgrounds.com/news/post/48 4546

At 6/21/10 07:51 PM, GenArmegeddon wrote:

At 6/21/10 07:13 PM, MillsApparatus wrote: Any country where this ugly beast lives is automatically a non-livable country:

http://nixot.newgrounds.com/news/post/48 4546

After reading his News Post, I agree.

Glad you see her as an ugly dog too, you sir are sane

I would call it Jakobia after myself. The only laws would be that men with tits are to be executed on site and girls as ugly as this are to be exiled.

Any country where this ugly beast lives is automatically a non-livable country:

http://nixot.newgrounds.com/news/post/48 4546

At 6/2/10 09:29 PM, Gravey wrote: What does this mean? It means knowledge and skill are becoming useless. Another example for you, the guitar parts for the entire Beatles' White album was recreated by a single note played into Pro-Tools. The entire album was recreated from a note. I bet that if I really tried, (And had enough money) I could pay someone to make me a great album from one note. I mean shit, if you can make the white album from one note the possibilities are endless right?!

Too bad Pro Tools didn't exist back then. The first software that became PT was made in 1984 and was called Sound Designer. The Beatle's recorded on reel to reel tapes, there was no multitrack recording and every take was made live by every member of the band at once like a live performance. If you actually did study anything in school you'd know a simple fact about hte history of audio engineering. Failed and noted.

At 5/31/10 06:27 PM, Death2Whity wrote:

At 5/30/10 12:33 AM, MillsApparatus wrote:

apparatus, If I was you, I would start rethinking about my personal mantra. Look at the professor who is filling you up with this propaganda and ask your self, "is he an asshole? is he really working outside of school? is he making me an asshole as well?" I mean really? how old are you? how long have you been working in this business?

I've been in the business since I was 9, I know what I'm talking about. I am a prodigy and have been performing for longer than you have by a long shot and at a much higher quality. No client I've ever had has wanted to work or hire me without proof of a degree.

You need a music degree first off. A Bachelor's in Music is mandatory to get into professional music fields such as education, orchestras, TV/film, and anything. It's a career, and requires the education any other career would, you can't just sell records and get somewhere, you need the knowledge of classical theory and counterpoint/fugue, arranging, technical skills, writing skills, artistic knowledge in other art forms such as paintings (don't have to paint, just know how to analyze and appreciate other art forms).

Most important of all a strong ability to memorize a variety of different songs spanning each of the artistic periods: Medieval, Renaissance, Baroque, Classical, Romantic, Impressionist, Modernist, and Post-Modern (which includes showtunes, jazz, and rock/pop).

Without a degree from a prestigious conservatory a career in music is nothing but a pipe dream, no one can make it without one, and it's a prerequisite for any professional band, orchestra or ensemble.

Learn the literature for your instrument inside and out and apply to Juilliard, Jacobs School of Music, Royal Conservatory of Music in Toronto, Cleveland Institute of Music, or the music departments of respected and known schools like the University of California (where I studied), Yale, Harvard, or the music department of Florida State University.

Never bother with music in any school that has no recognition on a national scale, you'll be laughed out of a career in seconds, same if you go to a half-assed school like Berklee and just know how to wank a lot on your instrument with no true musicianship or talent. Those are the places to ignore.

Get your degree, then you can start thinking about becoming a professional, but you'll NEVER get it without at least a Bachelors in Music, and most won't hire you unless you have a graduates.

At 3/24/10 10:09 PM, 111122223138 wrote: should you forget them?
or embrasee their past?

and...

why does their passing make you sad?
is it because of them personaly?
or is it because of the things they used to do that the world would now be without?

discuss

They rot in the ground, simple as that.

At 2/19/10 12:45 PM, Lorkas wrote: I heard this story from my brother and did some research (google). Appearently the americans didn't want to give some small country in Africa the patent to produce HIV/AIDS medicine even though there were millions dying there.

The answer is simple, they are curing the African problem, too many of those kinds of people running amok without masters is causing quite a problem for the world economy, as we can all see from the ZOG influenced crash o f08.

At 5/20/09 07:49 PM, Syntrus wrote: In my mind there are two types of harsh reviews.

1) Makes you understand the issue with your song and allows you to correct it.

2) Makes you hate your song and forces you to delete it.

I think the number 2 category reviews need to stop.

Well if you suck then you should hate your song because it's absolute shit and you should stop because your life's work is worthless shit.

However, my latest song, Shoot the Coons is up and nobody's bothered to review and give it nothing but bullshit low ratings. What the fuck is wrong with all you idiots? You have no taste and constantly post your own shitty recordings and score huge poins while my works of genius are ignored.

You'll be glad someday when someone heeds my warning and the coon rebellion starts, at least they'll know what to do (shoot) unlike you other wankers. Go rub your giant tits and listen to shitty music instead of my brilliant work. You all suck and should be shot along with the coons.