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At 8/8/10 11:58 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote:

At 8/6/10 11:54 PM, Mark-er wrote: Damn, you really know your shit.

hahahaha NO he DOESNT

Welcome back random troll fail Millis. If your going to try to be an informative troll, at least get your facts right. Mexicans and Gypsies? Seriously? No. The common slide was adapted by african american blues artists emulating techniques from hawaiin and african string playing styles.

Check your facts: the Negro lacks the brain capacity to do any such thing without the help of decades of detailed instruction and even then it's hit or miss. Look up Django Reinhardt, then we'll talk.

At 8/5/10 07:01 PM, Liquid5150 wrote: Here is a little guitar technique I'm sharing. Put a slide on your right hand. The first part of the recording is just using it to get a tom morello record scratching kind of sound, without using effects. The second part I'm swirling the edge of the slide around the frets, do it like you were doing it with your finger tip. The third is strumming the strings with the edge.

I caught on to this, one night while I was playing with a pinky ring on, and it would catch the strings now and then.

Old news is old. Seriously, that has been around for ages, like 112 years to be exact. Originated in Mexico of all places and spread into the southwest, gained popularity during the Dust Bowl with folk singers and used in gypsy songs in Europe at the same time before they were all eradicated from the continent. Most slides were glass or bone.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 53324
Best song ever made, purely genius. Simply Great. Jakob Mills.

Anything but fruity loops, it's overrated garbage.

Also, read the damn rules!

At 8/5/10 01:10 AM, SPectrumTopHat wrote: I'm gonna go to art college, then see what happens next.

You'll be living in a refrigerator box, that's what's next ;)

At 8/2/10 03:47 PM, thirstycanvas wrote: Hey all,

I'm a professional composer for film and tv and want to write music for rpg games. If you're an animator or programmer and want to work on something Epic, contact me!

Check me out:

www.jasondzamba.com

If you're so professional why are you advertising on a shithole like newgrounds? Too tired of the fast pace and demand of hollywood?

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 17366

Write one for that. I composed that song for The Rack, but his shitty music was finally taken down. Truly, he was the worst musician ever to live....

oh wait, here's that tit for brains: The Rack's Shitty Music

Yeah, that's horrible. Abomination to all art. I am a genius. Use me instead ;)

Native Instruments plugins don't generally work well in FL due to the nature of the software and the high end quality of it. On a PC, you're better of using NI plugins in Pro Tools, Sonar, Acid or Cubase to get the most out of them.

At 7/24/10 09:01 PM, NewFearing wrote: BS. NO FUCK NEWGROUNDS I UPLOADED MY SHIT TO YOUTUBE AND GARAGEBAND.COM

Link or it didn't happen.

At 7/23/10 09:24 PM, zzGrr wrote:

At 7/23/10 09:21 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 7/23/10 08:57 PM, HalcyonicFalconX wrote: stuff...

Stop feeding the troll.

who is the troll???? im so confused!

Obviously its you, starting all this nonsense about unbanning your account for plagiarism. You have created this argument for the sake of arguing, so you are the troll ;)

At 7/23/10 07:49 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Here comes Mills the fail troll. Nobody bother responding to his post, he probably knows its completely irrelevant.

Well I know the law, I am a police officer so yeah, better watch that lip of yours or I'll make sure you can never drive freely again, anywhere ;)

At 7/23/10 07:28 PM, Trancik wrote:

At 7/23/10 07:27 PM, MillsApparatus wrote: Already have that:

Audio Advertisements!

Don't really see how you missed that, it's on the first page. Check before posting please.

ummm, this is the audio advertisement, noob...

You started a new post for something that already exists on this site! There is already a page for advertising your audio, don't just ignore the link to it you fool. This is not allowed, go to the link I gave you and post THERE, this is locked.

Already have that:

Audio Advertisements!

Don't really see how you missed that, it's on the first page. Check before posting please.

At 7/21/10 11:43 PM, zzGrr wrote: Are songs made in garageband really not allowed on newgrounds? I have searched "garageband" in the audio portal and found LOTS of songs obviously made in garageband. But I have tried uploading some of my garageband songs on 2 different accounts but was banned because they were made in garageband. One was made entirely in garageband out of garageband loops and another I had recorded my guitar on with some garageband loops but still got banned! So can we please get this strait? Can I upload songs made in Garageband or not?

(also keep in mind that garageband loops are NOT copyrighted or whatever are are allowed to be used by anyone anywhere on anything. Some famous musicians even use garageband loops in their songs!)

B. Except as otherwise indicated, you may use the Apple and third party audio file content (including, but not limited to, the Apple Loops, built-in sound files, samples and impulse responses) (collectively the "Audio Content"), contained in or otherwise included with the Apple Software, on a royalty-free basis, to create your own original soundtracks for your film, video and audio projects. You may broadcast and/or distribute your own soundtracks that were created using the Audio Content, however, individual Apple loops, audio files, sound settings, samples and impulse responses may not be commercially or otherwise distributed on a standalone basis, nor may they be repackaged in whole or in part as audio samples, sound files, sound effects or music beds.

That's the law, so yeah, the law trumps a silly site like Newgrounds. Hate to break that to those living in their fantastic glass towers. I suggest getting yourself a lawyer.

no0b lol

At 7/10/10 12:14 PM, thenewbies wrote: Let's get Obama to punish them oh wait.

We were fucked just by letting a gorilla into the oval office. I may be a leftist and libertarian and all that, but there is no need to let inferior beings rule the masses. A wise German once said America's greatest mistake was freeing it's slaves. How true, how true indeed.

At 7/9/10 11:46 PM, Gravey wrote:

At 7/9/10 05:46 PM, MillsApparatus wrote: I'ma troll!!!

We know already. So go away.

I wish people would stop accusing me of such mythical bullshit. Am I covered in hair? No. Do I throw rocks at little children from under a bridge in Holland? No. So I'm no a troll, doesn't anyone know the basic of English anymore or do they just forgot what the hell words mean?

My latest masterpice:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 46510

Simply genius. Simply great. Jakob Mills.

At 7/9/10 05:24 PM, SBB wrote: But you are joking, correct? I liked your posts in the "going pro" thread too. I admire the effort you put into it...

Why would I be joking about that? Too many young twerps with stars in their eyes fall for that BS on a daily basis and pollute our ears with generic shit music.

At 7/9/10 02:28 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 7/9/10 01:01 PM, MillsApparatus wrote: You're better of learning a real drum like the timpani, snare, or other percussion sets. The modern kit is just an overpriced and overpraised hodgepodge of the percussion family with no emotion, no technical skill required and not even a standardized notation method making it's role in music highly questionable at best and dismal at worst.

Lol?

I'd like to see you play this, seeing as it requires no skill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxuYIiGqX Wk

He's just another wanker from a half-assed school like Berklee with little to offer but a bunch of cliches and random playing that has no direction, flow or motif that at the end of the day he sounds just like everyone else who went thru that school. Not a single musician who goes there sounds original, they all sound alike no matter what style they play and the jazz musicians who go there all come out sounding like carbon copies of their instructors, they are not musicians but robots programed to follow bullshit rules set forth by a school that promises high standards but delivers trite and generic label material.

Next please.

You're better of learning a real drum like the timpani, snare, or other percussion sets. The modern kit is just an overpriced and overpraised hodgepodge of the percussion family with no emotion, no technical skill required and not even a standardized notation method making it's role in music highly questionable at best and dismal at worst.

Stick to a real drum that actually has notation (you'll have to learn bass clef if you don't already know it) and has far more expression that what you posted:

At 7/8/10 11:23 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: Sorry, I should have clarified. It's a nylon string guitar, I'm recording it acoustically so no amps or DI.

Record with a microphone on the floor four feet from where you are sitting, this is how most concert halls amplify acoustic guitar and record it professionally. If that does not work, get an acoustic pickup and stick inside the soundhole and plug directly into your equipment.

Kontakt 4, end all be all.

Sounds like you have a case of good ol' schizophrenia. Get help and take your meds.

Locked, try searching next time you start a thread and actually read the forum? Goodbye.

At 6/27/10 03:52 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Don't step on them, their eggs sacks are on there backs, and their eggs are small enough to fit in the cracks in your shoes, you'll spread them.

Know that already. I'm getting ready to torch this place with all the problems, I have flea bites on my legs, I'm really thinking there's also bedbugs here and the roaches are so damn loud you can hear them all night. Also you didn't rate the ugly girl :(

I moved into a new apartment last week and it's completely infested with fleas and cockroaches. I've told my landlord about it but he can't be bothered to fix the issue, apparently it's been like this for over a decade in the building now. I bought foggers and flea powder but have found that the flea powder attacks MORE roaches into my apartment after spreading it! The fogger is useless; once I kill them in my own apartment they creep in from the rest of the building and there's just as many, or more if I use the powder!

Any ideas on what to do?

Also, rate how ugly this super ugly chick is, she's The Rack's girlfriend and I just can't get over how much of a beast this thing is, makes my roaches look nice:

At 6/18/10 03:11 PM, Frenzy wrote: 1. Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven

tl;dr

1. should be listed as: Jakob's Ladder- Jakob Mills

Better than any of the shit on that list.

Better than this ugly thing:

http://nixot.newgrounds.com/news/post/48 4546

EW.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
This ugly dog:

LOLOL so supreme