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Extremely stupid considering the pope was a Nazi. Contrary to popular belief, the Hitler Youth was not mandatory and was strictly voluntary, no one forced him to join.

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At 9/6/10 04:26 PM, Callum123456 wrote: There are quite a few free alternatives.

My option is legal and cheap. Don't listen to this thief here, he'll only get you sued or imprisoned.

Go the Royal Discounter, and you can buy it for 109.00 bux, completely legal and legitimate. You have to have a good connection though because it's direct download:

http://www.sdiscounter.com/shop/item/537 /

Also available in MAC, just search under design and you'll get both.

The problem is that you're using FL and not a real DAW, like Pro Tools, Logic, Reason, Acid, Sonar, Cubase or anything else that a real musician and producer would use.

At 9/2/10 08:22 PM, sweet21 wrote: impossible to photoshop anything funny :\

Don't see why not. She's ugly as hell!

Here's mine. Yes I do have photoshop, tools.

At 9/2/10 07:43 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/2/10 07:42 PM, MillsApparatus wrote: Quit bitching and just do the fucking photoshop, morons. The Rack killed himself anyway.

You just talked your way out of some photoshops.

Nice one.

Don't own it

Quit bitching and just do the fucking photoshop, morons. The Rack killed himself anyway.

At 9/2/10 07:37 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: I wasnt aware inaminate objects could have relationships.

Get this fucking no0b out of here. He obviously hasn't the slightest idea what the Rackman is.

Here's The Rack's ugly girlfriend. Let's photoshop this dog and try to make something worthwhile out of it, or just make it worse lol. You fail at life, love and music Mantits Mcgee...

And those goddamn negroids, putting a fucking KFC next to where a white guy got shot.

Just because the terrorists were Muslim does not mean all Muslims are terrorists or linked to them.

The Jews have synagogues in Berlin despite their crimes against German citizens and finances during World War One, no one complains, there are Japanese restaurants in America despite their bombing of Pearl Harbor, no one bats an eye.

Leave it alone you right wing scrotum licker.

None because I have a real life and finished school, stupid shit sniffers

At 8/29/10 08:32 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: In the spirit of Facebook trying to copyright the words "Face" and "Book", I have now copyrighted, trademarked, and patented every letter in the alphabet. Anyone on the internet who decides to use any of the letters in the alphabet in any form of media must give me full credit to every letter you have used.

If you do not meet the above requirement, you will be fined $50 dollars American per letter you have used without giving the proper credit.

Please send all funds owed to me to my P.O. box address because I've received enough bombs at my house anyways.

Already been done, Maddox, I-Mockery and Krowness have an actual copyright claim on every letter in the alphabet, legally and all for the sake of a joke. Fucking tit freaks.

So you want people to resist our "freedom" to illegally download products without paying for them (piracy), the ability to rewrite history (look at what that brought to Texas), spread slander and libel, and compare the protection of copyright to Nazi Germany? You're a real idiot there.

First, all of those things you consider freedoms are illegal. Go ahead and commit piracy off the internet, see how long they let you live. Second, this is ass-hattery at it's finest. There is no restriction on free speech in any of this (apart from China, but what do you expect from a bunch of communist chinks?). Buy your games and music, stop posting shit on YouTube that isn't yours and shut the fuck up. There.

Now, if you see someone like Maddox being shut down for what he writes, then yes, I can see a problem, but this is just grade A conspiracy theory bullshit. Go back to school, dumb shit.

Yes this is certainty the most provocative thread on audio creation ever. Thank you for sharing.

If you want realistic guitar sounds, you'll need to get Guitar Rig 4 from Native Instruments then import your midi into a sequencer and then use guitar rig as a a plug in and go from there.

I piss off The Rack all the time, and taunt his giant gelatinous man tits and I've yet to see the fake internet police that are fake come stop me lol. Fucking moron.

If you wanna join in, here's his youtube, tell him he sucks and should be purged from the earth for the sake of humanity:

Giant Fucking Man Tits Moron

WAM and bondage

Can anybody read anymore? Rules are right there!

MillsApparatus
MusicalArmageddon
ijustdidafartagain
ijustrippedafart
omgitskelsey31

are the best ever.

Cakewalk Music Creator 2003 is the best there is.

At 8/16/10 11:27 AM, Zooloo75 wrote: Way to post something completely irrelevant.

But AFAIK Garageband can only use audio units, as stated above.

Which is what any program by Native Instruments is, they come as AU, VST, VSTis and RTAS, then automatically synch to the compatible format.

Any third party VST will work, start by looking up any free ones you may like. If that turns up nothing, save up for some Native Instrument packs. A lot of them are available for download right away if you have room on your hard drive, but can cost at least $79.00.

Why can't anyone make a decent, intellectual post here?

At 8/13/10 02:17 AM, Mrmilkcarton wrote: Avoid remixes of video games and the likes. Send that stuff to OCRemix, I hear it's what they are all about.

Yet 98% of Newgrounds is nothing but video game remixes hmm. I suggest you go into the video game section and start deleting them then.

And OC does not accept submissions, only after a years worth of judgement or so and even then they are quite picky on what they accept. Less than 10% get approved.

Well have a fun time failing then there Fruityfag. You'll never get any decent work in any industry now, but then again, your music isn't good enough and never could be, not good at all. Now, a genius like myself on the other hand knows how to use the tools of the industry so I can get work in any studio and my CD has sold over 10,000 copies since it's release last year. How many have you sold?

At 8/10/10 02:58 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: For the price of a decent mac you could get a great windows. I honestly don't know why people would want mac's for music or video editing, probably just for protool's and stuff. I've used both mac and windows for video editing, website and graphic design, and music production and while the mac OS is nice, I liked windows better.

If it's just the OS you like though, I'd build a PC and put osx on it.

Or it's because industry standard equipment like Final Cut Pro, Shake, Logic, etc. don't run on Windows. And Pro Tools, Reason, Photoshop, Illustrator, Quark Xpress, and other programs don't run that well on a Windows because it doesn't have enough RAM, drives, Direct X compatibility issues, slow startup time (photoshop on my Windows took 3 minutes to load, it takes 20 seconds on my mac, and my windows had nothing on it, bare bones and still ran like a snail on hot tar).

Instead of making guesses why not look up a studio's website and see why they use what they do?

That's not autism. That's schizophrenia, get that checked ASAP and get your meds.