Jesus Christ I am awesome at Halloween.

Yep, drinking is only fun when you do it with other people. Otherwise you are just an alcoholic.

One time I tried to do a frontflip off of a park bench. I landed on my back. That was the end of my parkour career.

At 10/29/09 10:20 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Jeff Dunham is the one of the most overrated comedians in history. It's so difficult to actually find something funny in his jokes and yet he still manages to be one of the most popular comedians of the past few years or so. The world astounds me sometimes.

Agree completely. It's more like "HI I'M JEFF WATCH ME BE AN AWESOME VENTRILOQUIST. OH YEAH SOMETIMES I TRY TO BE FUNNY"

Well Jeff Dunham is not funny on Comedy Central, so logically he would be funny on the Disney Channel.

TF2 was ruined a long time ago. I guess it's still worth $2.50 though.

Too bad this game only has fake DJ's like Daft Punk.

Anyone who doesn't like guns has never shot one.

People like this are sick. If they just wanted to get the word out, they should have campaigned, not sued. Fuck people.

This guy should get back to reality. If he wanted to keep his job, he should have taken the button off. Just because you love your God and your country doesn't mean you have to go parading it around. This guy should stop crying and follow rules.

Clearly the only reason not to rape, steal and break the law is to get into heaven.

At 10/24/09 01:50 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: 005.) 5860 ||--004|| milinko959

Ahh, so bad :(

Somehow I can't keep up any sort of pace while in school.

Thanks for another update, anyway, MT!

I hate it when I feel like my dick is sticking out and I go around walking all awkwardly to get it back in, but then I find it was in the whole time :(

At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Does she have a ton of children?

Yeah really...Most birth control is 99% effective? So that means statistically she should have gotten pregnant 9 times?

At 10/28/09 12:41 PM, GodsBitch wrote:

At 10/28/09 11:39 AM, RandomFreak wrote: Honestly he was never that great, he was an attempt to make a Sony mascot that didn't take.

You can't be serious?

He still isn't synonymous with Sony though, like Mario is to Nintendo. The games were fun though.

Meh. It's easy for a woman to get laid constantly. If it were a man I would be impressed.

Maybe you don't really have a fetish. You just like fucking chicks. You are a lucky man to have a woman with a foot fetish though. Try that.

At 10/27/09 09:32 PM, igott wrote: Peart and Portnoy are good because of their insane ability to cover such big sets, but I'm going to say Keith Moon, he could bring on a great sound with a small set.

Pfft keith moon just hopped up on drugs and hit shit as hard as he could. Peart and Portnoy is where it's at.

Dumb idea. Just like the rest of the game.

I would say the DX10 walkway is more realistic. The DX11 version has like 6 inch dips in between each stone.

At 11/12/07 04:39 PM, SouthAsian wrote: turkish star wars

Wow, that was definitely super terrible from what I've seen.

However, The Room is the worst movie ever. I actually found it quite entertaining. It's one of those movies that is so bad that it's actually funny. But in terms of film, it's a terrible movie.

At 10/22/09 12:02 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 10/22/09 11:54 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: You should vacuum and clean the grout around your sink. That's fucking disgusting.

my sink? THERE IS NO SINK IN THESE PICTURES.

I think we know who sent it now. He's also been in your house :s

More Clock Crew garb, obviously.

Well I'll give it a try, even though I'm not a big wing fan.

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?
My friend showed me an animation on here called "There's Something about Ninja", and from then on I was pretty hooked.

What do you most enjoy about the site?
The Clock Crew. They know how to make a guy laugh.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?
Pay more attention to the stat whores and what small things they would want.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)
The edginess of NG seems to be gone. Used to be a site that weird religious wackos would complain about. Now it's much more calm.

My guess is because most are underage and can't get drunk.

Haha, this law will stop doctors from telling patients to slim down...

Honestly, what is wrong with society that we can't be told we are too fat?

At 10/18/09 01:57 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Its all garbage never have sat through one of those shitty shows.

I used to watch it more for comedic value.

You tried to be philosophical but failed miserably. Terrible..

You don't have sound on? You won't get the full experience without it.

Pretty much anything Seth MacFarlane has done in the past few years has been terrible. I didn't even bother watching it. Glad I didn't.