CONGRATS TOM AND APRIL

My name suggestion is Quackers

My scalp, duh.

Wha... What that mean, yo?! WHAT THAT MEAN??!!

Hey ATL NGers (wait, that sounds odd)-- Hey NewGrounders in Atlanta:

It's not too late to get tickets to the opening feature of the Atlanta Animation Attack! Festival, JOHN'S ARM: ARMAGEDDON, tonight!!! Check it out:

Animation Attack!

Looks like it's going to be an awesome festival, so you should look over the whole schedule. We'll be at Lenny's Bar, 486 Decatur St., 11:30pm TONIGHT!

If you've been on NG since '03 or so, you might remember the old John's Arm shorts (they're in the series section). ARMAGEDDON is a full production, 118 minutes long, animated by yours truly. If you're in or near Atlanta, be sure and come look for us!

So... you guys need some John's Arm DVDs for your fancy new store? I, uh, know a guy who can give you a discount, cough cough...

Don't see it because it has Tom Cruise in it. That's why I will never, ever see Tropic Thunder.

Bandwagoneering aside, that motherfucker will never see a dime of my money. Honestly he should retire and drop off the face of the earth.

Hey- I made a goddamnd movie THIS YEAR. Click my sig if you don't believe me (nobody does). It took me literally almost three years.

PLUS- I had AIDS the entire time I was making it. Also I had my dick stuck in my left nostril in an unrelated accident. This did not affect the final quality of the film however.

At 6/10/08 01:58 PM, 23450 wrote: Am i cool yet?

Cooler than me... I only have the second and third season sets.

If you guys ever come back to damn Atlanta, we can all go to Papi's for pollo cuban sandwiches, after which I will FORCE you to watch my movie. This will allow the proper brainwashing to take place. Then we can go eat some more chicken.

Eh, sure, why not... nobody's buyin' my movie anyways...

The PodTube

I have a copy of Darktown Strutters... although it's not actually mine. I also got:
Triplets of Belleville
Gummo
Idiocracy
Iron Giant (21st century Old Yeller)
Indecline Vol. 1
Bling-A-Long
Grandma's Boy (UNRATED!!!)
Bumfights 1 & 2
Tomorrow's Nobody 2007

Other than that my collection more or less sucks. I do have a bunch of Transformers ans Simpsons DVDs though.

But... whut's THIS? Nobody's collection includes JOHN'S ARM: ARMAGEDDON?!?

but... i luffed u al so much.

Behold my masterful fuckin Stash. How masterful? Parts of it are white.

Honestly... I'm not crazy about either. Although Bakshi did that New Adventures of Mighty Mouse cartoon that I find defensible.

Bluth did the animation in Xanadu. Holy god.

Tarnation. I like documentaries, so when one turns out to be a bunch of self-indulgent bullshit I really hate on it. Everyone who knows it that I spoke to was like "Oh yeah, that piece of shit."

The Haunting with Owen Wilson.
Batman & Robin.
Battlefield Earth, easily.
Anything with Larry the Cable Turd.

Whatever you do, don't tell the internet.

I am proud to be a part of this here Eric Baumin venture. I need money for treatments for aids that I got from a pretty pony. Hopefully my lucrative new deal with Adult Swim will pay off. After I blew them enough times, they said I would be on after Tim And Eric. ZOMGZ!

!!!FINGERS CROSSED!!!

I loved it the time that stupid redhead girl got sprayed in the eyes with gasoline. It was also great when she started sobbing on the water-torture table.

The show was 100 times better before that stupid bitch joined the cast and destroyed the show's credibility with her idiocy. That douche-bag guy ("Tori"???) ruined it for me as well.

A couple months ago. My friend and I were freebasing a mixture of opium and heroin. We had to use to office wastebasket as something to puke in.

Jesus Christ, are you just deliberately trying to be a total rip-off of a well-known NG user?

At 8/11/07 08:18 PM, WazabiClock wrote: Dude,seriously,if you don't have something constructive to say,shut up.

No. You shut up. It's fucking aggravating, every time I come to these forums, I have to wade through legions of little whining bitches acting like Newgrounds should fucking blow you just for signing up. Day after day, the whining NEVER STOPS. Every tiny improvement, every thing that's ultimately done for the better of the site brings pissing and moaning. Wah wah wah, the mods are fascist, me me me. Ooohhhh, Tom's a "sellout" because of whatever. This kind of shit is just unbelievable from a reality-check perspective. Be glad you're not charged a fee for an account. In reality, that would be the only way to get some of you to ACTUALLY FOLLOW THE FORUM RULES.

Also- I've had my own Collection page since the "old NewGrounds". I've got a few Portal awards as well. So I think I have a legitimate gripe here, since I've been around since the NG community was actually tight. And I pay for my own site out of my own pocket. So yeah, I'm pretty goddamned sick of ingrateful little brats who think NG owes them something just for being here. There is an incredible contingent of users here who think being an annoying pain in the ass is the same as earning actual respect. So don't bust my balls about adding something "constructive".

At 8/6/07 11:42 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Remember when Newgrounds was fun?

Too bad Tom sold his soul for the release of a shitty video game... NG before Alien Homonid was a great place to hang out. Now it's just another un-edgy shit fest for faggots that don't know how to take a joke. Reminds me a lot of the XBox forums. It's a shame really. I miss the days when Newgrounds was about free expression and anti-censorship. Now it's all about family appeal and the all might dollar.

Fuck Tom.

Fuck you, assclown. Leave. You're the joke, you whiny bitch. "All might dollar"... god damn, you fucking WISH you knew what you were talking about.

At 8/5/07 12:06 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Even if it seems like you ban people for breathing. :/

I think many people here are astounded that you manage to breathe at all. Fucking moron.

God damn. I'm so glad I don't have to put up with fucking ingrates like this.

You should get your ass kicked for making this thread.

BADASS
BADASS
BADASS

I mean WOW. No wonder it took so damn long!!!

Living rooms! Dinettes! We got it! Oh yeah!

Montgomery Flea Market

IT'S JUST LIKE A MINI

MALL

If I had to mod these forums, and deal with the shit that people get banned for, I would have killed myself long ago after giving up on the human race.

Oh MAN I hope like hell I can make time for this.

At 7/2/07 11:52 PM, MadCow wrote:

It sounds like a pretty good movie, but sheesh, is it really good enough to be someones favorite movie? :o

has about everything you could ever want in a popcorn movie. The theater I saw it in last night was packed- and everyone was cheering and applauding.

Sorry the Finnish guy needs some kind of serious movie for his big budget movie based on a toyline. Jesus Christ dude, while you were pissing and whining about the Bush impersonator wanting a Ding Dong, the rest of us were noticing, oh, I don't know, the FUCKING AWESOME ROBOTS FUCKING SHIT UP. You know, the ones the movie is about. Go fucking watch something else. For fuck's sake.

I saw it last night. It was so unbelievably fucking awesome that I feel like I should apologize to Michael Bay for saying mean things about him. I've been a Transfan since 1984, and the TF movie is AWESOME.

Can't fuckin WAIT to see the sequels- AND see this one again!!! MAN it was awesome!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

Fuck that stupid shit, "anima" or whatever. Why in fucking hell, when I just want to watch some Sifl & Olly clips on YouTube, do I have to sift through five million fucking shitty Naruto videos? Wow. A million idiots combined Naruto with "United States Of Whatever". Pin a fucking rose on you then, asshole, you mixed audio that isn't yours with video that isn't yours. And the music sucks, period, because the musical taste of the submitter is sub-retard. No exceptions.

Anyone who likes or makes that shit on YouTube should go die. It's worse than the DBZ music video shitpiles that were clogging up the Portal a couple years back. There was one with Vegeta set to that moronic "I don't give a fuck" song by some crap band. I left NG for months after that shit.