I made out with my friend's girlfriend when we were drunk one time, drunk kissing doesn't mean a damn thing.

Now if you actually go up and talk to this person, saying what happened was an accident, but that you do have feelings for them, it's worth a shot.

The better question is why Thom Yorke is such an ugly motherfucker.

Take that money and buy some taste.

Take that money and buy some taste.

Everyone has an account on YouTube, whether you want to jerk off to jailbait dancing to shitty rap music, make fun of video bloggers, or maybe even, you know, upload some shit yourself. But have you noticed they are turning into quite the fucking Nazis lately? Take for example, this evening. I was checking my email when what do I see?

"YouTube - A copyright owner has claimed content in one of your videos"

Wait...wut.

First of all, I've only uploaded one video EVER, and secondly, that was a full TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO (July 31, 2006, 11:04 PM to be quite exact) so what's this all about.

I then read on.

"Dear MidnyteRayne,
Video Disabled
A copyright owner has claimed it owns some or all of the audio content in your video Chasing Amy - Pink Triangle. The audio content identified in your video is Pink Triangle by Weezer. We regret to inform you that your video has been blocked from playback due to a music rights issue."

.....the fuck.

So apparently, after ages of sitting in obscurity with 13,183 views and a 5-star rating, videos that contain copyrighted music (for those of you keeping count, thats just about every fucking video on YouTube) are breaking some imaginary law in Jack-off Land. Now look closer.

"A copyright owner has claimed it owns some or all of the audio content in your video"

Now of course this could just be some fancy fluff to make YouTube look like they have some divine authority, but otherwise it's ridiculous. This statement says to the viewer that some bigwig motherfucker is cracking down on third-party content containing music from "Band X." In reality though, we know it's some un-shaven, un-washed asshat in his underwear searching YouTube for <insert band here> and going "HURRRRR REPORT" on every last result. And it works.

But better yet, when trying to resolve the issue, look at the little glimmer of hope they try and pass off to you:

"If you believe that this claim was made in error, or that you are otherwise authorized to use the content at issue, you can dispute this claim with the alleged copyright owner. You will be guided through a web-based form, and your dispute will be passed to them for review."

A web-based form. Sure, that certainly sounds like it's going to get the utmost attention by a bunch of assholes who could care less about anything besides wiping their ass with 100s. This is a load of hokey bullshit and I can smell the lies like a fart in a car. What in the fuck do they have to gain from censoring copyrighted content on a website like YouTube of all sorts. I honestly doubt that viewing my video 13,000 some odd times is going to detract from their record sales; if anything, my video might have gotten a couple assholes to go out and BUY the record ffs.

So yeah, I more or less forgot I even had anything on my account until today, but if this is how we can expect things will come to pass, the internet is more or less fucked. If they're going to remove shit like this, then they better destroy every last fucking Linkin Park/Naruto AMV with the all-cleansing light of FUCKING GOD as well.

P.S. Oh, and if more bands are going to front being "only about the music" and then turn around and pull a Metallica-esque bitchfest when their check clears at the end of the month, I'm going to pirate the SHIT out of their music.

P.S.S. If any of you infamous "copyright owners" out their scavanging the internet are reading this; Suck. My. Fat. Cock.

Older than Christ, and it never worked anyways.

YOU'RE A MADMAN, WONG BURGER, THIS SHIP WILL NEVER HOLD.

2 years at community.
Transfer to SDSU for another 2 years for my Bachelors.
Then another 4 for my Masters and eventually a PhD in Psychology.

I'm pretty sure the people who actually made the movie both:

A. Know what the fuck they are doing.

and

B. Can do whatever the fuck they want.

It's not entirely impossible to just bring back a character by whatever means they want.

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Now figure out why that quotation is ironic.

Sorry, the balls are inert.

G.P.A.

Grade
Point
Average

Average.

Average.

Average.

If you can't figure out what to do from there, I don't think trying to get a 3.5 GPA is your biggest concern.

Cool story, bro.

At least she didn't find out you've been sticking them up your ass this whole time.

I remember when people thought Newgrounds was good, even when it fucking wasn't.

It's boobs.

www.newegg.com

Build your own. Seriously, assembling a computer, especially nowadays with the lack of IDE cables out the ass, are incredibly simple. You can buy just the right parts to fit your needs, and it will ALWAYS be cheaper than stock.

For example, building a fairly decent rig can be had for $1200

...to people who are no longer in your life.

Chloe:

I always cared about you, yet you could never see that. You were too caught up on how you expected relationships to be, that you weren't happy with what you had. I didn't like you for who you were at the time, but was the only person who took the time and effort to see who you could be. I tried to make you happy with your life, but you just couldn't trust me, or make it easy for us. I hope you learn to grow up some day.

I doubt this thread will work out as well as it did on 4chan, since most of you pre-pubes have never had a traumatic experience in your lives, but here goes.

1. Learn to prioritize.

Cute.

At 9/11/08 04:22 AM, AbsintheClock wrote: Hell yeah who brought the cake and ice cream?

I brought Jenga.

At 9/11/08 03:25 AM, Darkness-Platinum wrote: lol, This thread Fails

Hardly, it did exactly what I expected it to do.

At 9/11/08 03:12 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I did not see a cock.
Are you sure that's a real Shemale?

Doesn't matter, you'd fuck it regardless.

Sexuality.

Manually.

You can put it up your ass and it gets absorbed faster.

True story.

I plan on building a tower out of matches and then setting it on fire.

At 7/27/08 08:22 AM, Rummy0 wrote: If Vista is so brilliant, why are microsoft already making a new OS?

Pissta is the new windows ME

And XP was the new version of '98, wtf is your point?

At 7/27/08 08:16 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 7/27/08 07:58 AM, Sekhem wrote: people are naturally adverse to change

http://www.last.fm/group/Bring+back+the+
old+Last.fm

Already in that group. New layout done fucked me all up.

At 7/26/08 03:37 PM, Z-Sector wrote: I have every song by The Medic Droid in my iPod.

I have Metro Station and We The Kings. :x

At 7/22/08 07:56 AM, MrLuckDuck wrote: classes need balancing.. etc.

NERF ROGUES.

World Of Warcrack is fucking addictive, but Goddamnit is it sweet.

Of course my main reason for playing is because my girlfriend said "Hey, lets play World Of Warcraft together", so I'm not exactly in the same fail boat as everyone else.

When I'm not doing something else, I'm probably playing WoW, but I actually go out and socialize and do other things sometimes, not sit on WoW 24/7.