I for one, would rather be a vampire than a protestant anyway.

Our countries are run top down, not from the ground up - so it's natural that the wealthy are going to see to it that they're looked after.

I know, it'd be ace if we started killing them and changed society and everything but I can't really be bothered.

Are getting a divorce.

I want you guys to know that this isn't your fault; we still love you as much as we ever did... We just don't love each other the way we once did.

I've got custody of the forum every third weekend...

Please be strong for us.

PedoBait1997

Battleship Potemkin is a brilliant movie, a serious candidate for your European selection.

King Koopa is black in spirit.

At 10/24/09 10:46 AM, Gustavos wrote:

At 10/24/09 08:35 AM, squidly wrote: Download the original GTA?
How?

From here apparently.

I got there from Rockstar.com. The OP supposedly couldn't find that page.

Actually, I could find that page. All is well with me, but one day, maybe, I'll teach you how to read.

It's fine, I've got it.

They e-mail you a download link...

HI I'M NEW.

HI GUYZ.

I know I don't visit you very much, I know that; but I humbly request your assistance in this matter.

I want to download Grand Theft Auto, the original one, because it's the most ace version. The Rockstar website is says "That's totally fine, you can do that for free." But I can't.

I've tried doing it on Firefox and Internet Explorer, I even filled in this wee box where they want my details, but nothing.

Assistance?

At 10/15/09 05:48 PM, Ben wrote: I'm tempted to take you up on this.

No way have you got all the SPL stickers from 1996.

Acid is cheaper and it lasts longer lads.

The Mega Drive and the SNES are actually fairly recent in terms of the development of games, when you think on it.

Second Level of Hell You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

I'm going to sexy Hell - take THAT everyone!

I think, visually, that the optimum way for you to improve upon what you already have, to enhance it the most, the solution is...

Cut your fucking arm off.

How do you know you'll be happier at the other one?

The US government ordered the murder of John Lennon. Fact.

At 10/3/09 07:44 PM, Ejit wrote:

A Fred Perry shirt
some Kola Kubes
and a subbuteo set.

A Scotman's treasure.

Yes. Now fetch some for every person in Scotland or we'll stop freeloading off your taxes.

Unless you don't want to pay for our free prescriptions and tuition fees?

At 10/3/09 06:57 PM, aListers wrote:

At 10/3/09 04:54 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Three cans of Irn Bru

Will you take diet?

Full strength only, I'm not a homosexual.

How about this?

I'll swap my account for:

A Fred Perry shirt
some Kola Kubes
and a subbuteo set.

O God...

At 10/3/09 05:59 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Hey Mick, I went to Edinburgh this Summer! No drunks pissing in the streets though, maybe I should go to Glasgow for this experience?

Of course you went to Edinburgh; it's England's loft conversion.

Glasgow is always there on the West Coast if you want to visit a real city.

At 10/3/09 05:39 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 10/3/09 05:28 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Lots of fat bald men with beer bellies crying after two pints and beating up 12 year old pakistani children?

Sounds pretty accurate.

Listen to this man, he comes from a lovely Roman capital.

At 10/3/09 05:35 PM, Ejit wrote:

That's the impression you get when you have to sell your glasses for a small primative television set.

YOU'RE POOR, SCOTT.

Only because it takes us more than an alcopop to get pissed.

At 10/3/09 05:26 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 10/3/09 05:06 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: What team do you support cunt features?

England, it's like this little first world version of your country.

England??

I think I saw you play football on the television a few times?

Lots of fat bald men with beer bellies crying after two pints and beating up 12 year old pakistani children?

At 10/3/09 05:04 PM, Ejit wrote:

Oh I misunderstood

I thought you meant an actual proper Premier League that happened to be in Scotland, not just a Scottish Premier League.

What team do you support cunt features?

At 10/3/09 05:00 PM, Ejit wrote: HAha nice one

Scotland don't have a premier league.

soz mate

At 10/3/09 04:57 PM, Dogbert581 wrote:

Why would I want your account when those items can quite easily buy me most of Scotland?

It's true; Scotland signed The Act of the Union for a flump in 1707.

I'll swap my newgrounds account for:

A flump
A pair of Reebok trainers
A Kappa tracksuit
A completed Scottish Premier League Sticker book, from 1996
The 7" single of Ghost Town by The Specials
Three cans of Irn Bru
and a wagon wheel biscuit.

At 8/17/09 07:47 AM, PinkBeer wrote:

HEY FUCK YOU!!!

Calm down dear

At 8/17/09 07:40 AM, PinkBeer wrote:

At 8/17/09 07:37 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: I haven't had the internet all summer in my flat, things kept happening, you know.

Sunny D?

I'll get the wotsits

you should use the pm system, i hope a moderator swiftly deletes this topic