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hahahaha

its funny cos its true.

My two friends have been trying to make their fighting skills better too, like blocking and agility.

hahah that part made me laugh.

well dude, i dont think you even need to fight. you should go upp to him, in front of a crowd of people and be like. whyy the fuck aree you getting angry at me, when it was YOUR GIRLFRIEND that was going round with another guy and doing shit with them, get it through the jocks head that you were just an innocent victim in the fray.

then sock him on in the face, hopefully the knockout blow as i doubt youd survive the retaliation. LOL,

nah i was joking with the second part but yeah:) try that.

fuck man thats some hardcore shit. all i can say is i hope all the best for you and i sersiously wish to see you on newgroundsi in the future. now go out and kick that tumors ass:(

hahaha poor kid,
i hit puberty early to! it sucks but made cos later on ull be thankfull.

At 6/20/09 01:40 AM, Sensationalism wrote: What makes Australians so awesome? Why are they all so likable and/or adorable? It's because of the koala bears, isn't it?

nahh we just like that, comes with the birth certificate:D

i reckon a nice blue instead of orange would make it more sinister lol
:D

At 6/20/09 07:45 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Wow, and I thought this would die.

haha nahhh you put the word porn, sex, girl, lady anything like that and youll get hits;)

dude i have no idea, i would say 15, but thats prob cos i didnt have the internet lol, but i spend most of my time these days working on the real thing.

poor guy didnt spell it right, but then again i see thats something id usually doo

very funny story, i jst wannna know how the guy under the bed felt haha

At 3/9/09 11:46 PM, MonkeyV wrote: The other day, my sister and her friend found a phone sitting on the side of the road near our house. They picked it up to look at it, and saw that there was a text message, written by the person who lost the phone but not sent yet, that said, "help me mom."
Deciding that it wasn't a very good phone, by sister sets it back on the side of the road and carries on with her business with her friend.

Not until a few days later did my sister tell my dad about this, and still figures that it wasn't a big deal.

Can someone, anyone, here on Newgrounds make me believe that my sister is not as stupid as I think she is?

well dude if it makes u feel better...you could look at it like this.....the girl or guy whos phone this was, maybe just didnt have a way to get home from there friends house and was jst about to write the rest of that text, but then saw there mum or watever driving by and jst jumped in......and the phone like fell out of there pocket..... =/

ok not to convincing but....id like to think the best in the world, sooo hopefully my little story was true and no body got raped =D

At 3/10/09 06:18 AM, Cheese-on-toast wrote: Has anyone else noticed that Scandinavia looks a bit like a deformed penis? I only just thought of that now looking at the map in your article.

hahah sooo true.

At 3/3/09 07:50 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 3/3/09 07:50 PM, pauralotter14 wrote: your the one thats never had an ex :P

Burn.

lmao yehh bad:P