At 11/9/09 10:56 PM, RandomExploit wrote: The fives completely dominate the zeros.

A flash requires 1.60 from an average of 200 votes to pass completely.

100 fives and 100 zeros = an average of 2.5

Good thing we were talking about audio, and not flash. If you had bothered to read JUST 11 WORDS INTO THE OP, you'd know that. Seriously, how lazy are people on here nowadays? Goddamn.

At 11/9/09 10:43 PM, Jamoke wrote: I'm just going to come out and say what everybody's thinking: conspiracy of the highest order.
Super cereal, someone is out to get you, motherfucker. I'll bet the trail leads all the way back to Rome.

They still live in sworn secrecy....

At 11/9/09 09:06 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: I love that linking ability.

Before anyone asks, the secret lies here.

At 11/9/09 06:54 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Lmao. I'm gonna go find that now. The first time I saw that I laughed my ass off.

At 11/9/09 07:06 PM, Ultor wrote: It was shut down because NG wasnt making a single dime off the assholes using the actual logo. Good times bad people you know?

What are you talking about? The link still works. www.newdgrounds.com

Buy microsoft.

At 11/9/09 04:30 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: I think it may be about a week before anyone else gets invites. It seems it takes 2-5 days for your invite to go through and then about as long to get invites, or longer if google doesn't think they can handle more users. So far, no one new has had invites.

Shame. I wish they would just release it for anyone who wants to use it. My email address is alexcrrgn@gmail.com if someone gets an invite and they're willing to help me out. I'm getting more intrigued in trying this thing out.

<<<<<Getting out of the army.

Yeah dude, Jesus Camp. Excellent film. You can watch the whole thing online for free here.

At 11/9/09 10:28 AM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: Lets go further back in time to when I was a child...

Pure awesome. Fucking 90's style. It's funny how those were pretty damn good considering flash technology back then, but now they just suck. Haha. Hard to believe a website could survive just showcasing stuff like that after knowing what the standard for a flash site is today. Crazy.

Ha. I'm sure this proposal is going to be worth reading.

At 11/9/09 05:49 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 11/9/09 12:02 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:

You don't necessarily NEED equal blams to saves; 2/3 of all the stuff that gets sent to the portal passes, so if you were voting with perfectly average, reasonable standards you'd still have a 2:1 save to blam ratio. I think B/P ratio is only noticed when it's grossly in favour of one or the other (like, 10:1 in either direction). And even that doesn't really mean you're voting 0 or 5 on everything: some people just don't vote on certain types of flash, which can give them a skewed ratio, even if they're being perfectly sound in their judgement of the flashes they do vote on.

Honestly, during the last couple weeks, I've been getting the most blams that I've gotten since the BB was around. That Brad Garret group posted like 30 spam flashes in ten minutes one day and every single one of them get blammed. Not to mention there is a lot more crap coming into the portal as of late. The shit that sucks gets blammed QUICK though. It takes a lot less votes to get a flash blammed than it does to get a flash saved, so you've got to be on your toes with it. For those of you that don't have Portal Guard, you should really check it out. It's amazing.

At 11/9/09 12:15 AM, TailsPrower wrote: It was a grueling ordeal, as far as online forums go lol. But looking back, I think there's no question in our minds about what we must do from this day forth. Once again, I'd like to extend my deepest gratitude to Lizzardis and Eagle for all their help and support.

Forget about me, why don'cha... :P
Nah; it's cool. As long as it STAYS unlocked right?

This. :P

At 11/5/09 08:36 AM, michelinman wrote: Also, thanks Ismael, Liz, and Fro. Enough EGB members on this list? Haha.

*coughs*
*silence*
*slinks away*

Idiot-buster and sheizenhammer are on this list too and I didn't say thanks to them either. I was just saying thanks to the people that welcomed me to the list. Doesn't mean I don't like you guys. And I brought up the EGB thing because there ARE a shit ton of us on this list. :P *group hug*

At 11/8/09 12:54 AM, reverend wrote:

At 10/15/09 06:35 PM, michelinman wrote: Bah. I'll probably only retire with a crowbar at best. Haha. Odds are I'll probably wind up with over 10k posts though. . . .

You should at least shoot for 10k experience; Level 31 I think. It's only 2 years worth of effort. :P

Meh. I might end up going a lot further than I think I will. If I got on enough to get 10k exp then I'd definitely be quad listed by the time I retired, so it's a possibility. I'm not writing 10,000 reviews though. Haha.

At 10/17/09 06:43 AM, Coop83 wrote: Retirement? I think my retirement will be when I get put in a box. I shall be buried with my laptop, with a power connection and internet access, in case I'm not really dead, or I come back as a zombie, so that I may continue to whore my stats!

What, you aren't going to let Coop84 carry on the legacy?

Please. If they share the same IP at the same house, Coop would beat him to all the UJ flashes and the poor kid would never get any BP points. He'd be running NG through a proxy for the first 4 years. :P

At 11/5/09 03:47 PM, XIII13 wrote: Oh, do want bro, do want. All I've got around here is like cross country stuff. It's nice, but downhill riding is way better. Ugh, when I'm older I'll probably head out that way and do some riding.

It looked pretty epic man. The lift goes right over the track and the jumps there are fucking HUGE. They've got these insane plywood setups along the way that are crazy. There was one I remember that as you come down the hill, you ride up onto this platform that stretches out way over the ground, and you carry all that speed to do a massive spine transfer over like an 8 foot gap to the other side. It was like a 15 foot drop. Craziness. I didn't get to see anyone hit it though.

Also, the bike show was rediculous. I blew a couple hundred dollars between new pedals and new shoes. My friend down the street though, got a 5000 dollar, solid carbon fibre bike, for like 2000. Amazing bike though, weighed in at like 28 pounds, for a full suspension.

28? You mean 2.8? I'm curious. I don't know much about bikes, but you'd think 28 is a little heavy for a good bike. :P

At 11/6/09 10:59 AM, DumbassDude wrote: Thats actually not it at all. It's all about the music and the idea is just to rock out completely.

Really? I thought it was all about people sneaking out of the nursing home after getting all hopped up on metamucil and viagra to go watch a bunch old Australians run around and play music leading them dangerously close to cardiac arrest. They rock out all night until the majority of the crowd has broken their hips or wandered off somewhere because they forgot where they were because of alzheimers, and once the show is over, everyone goes to eat breakfast together at Old Country Buffet then go back to the home to get their diapers changed. The Fucking End.

At 11/6/09 10:48 AM, CloudEater wrote: I was also thinking that a Pokemon mmorpg could be cool to.

There's a couple fake ass mmos online that I looked into a while back and they were all worthless. I beat all the games when they come out, but other than that, I don't play much. Say what you will about those games, but when you play one you don't know the storyline for, they're addictive as fuck, regardless of how guilty you feel for playing it later. :P

I KNEW i was gonna feel like an idiot by the time this was done. :P If I remember right, the embed code used to be underneath down where the share video stuff was. I didn't see that it was now underneath the authors comments. Haha. Thanks for the help guys.

Hey guys, I've looked all around and I cannot figure this shit out. A lot of people have youtube videos embedded in their newsposts. How do you do that?

At 11/6/09 09:51 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 11/6/09 09:45 AM, michelinman wrote: Here's a reference list for you guys. :P

I did better than you did.

Lmao. In Sri Lanka, lesbian sex is legal, but all man ass love isn't. That's awesome.

Here's a reference list for you guys. :P

option 2.

meh.

I wasn't a big fan of their newest album....

At 11/6/09 07:43 AM, XIII13 wrote: No need. It's an open club. Just drop by and make sigs when ever you're in the mood and have time.

Come to think of it, It'd be cool if there was a club. The sig makers who had been here the longest could vote people in. It'd give people an incentive to help make sigs.

At 11/5/09 08:15 AM, Bahamut wrote: At 11/4/09 11:15 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: lmao @ dragons with swords for dicks

Awesome, isn't it?

No results found for "dragons with swords for dicks".

GODDAMMIT!

At 11/4/09 01:18 PM, reverend wrote: Now that I think about it, that's something the art portal could really use. I might just work on that.

I look forward to it!

That actually sounds fucking hilarious. Haha. Rev, if you make a good photoshop of it, I'll make one too. With two I can submit a photoshop thread on somethingawful and see if we can get photoshop phriday. Dragons with dicks for swords. I'd say the Goons would have a field day with that. Let me know if you're interested. I won't rest until the interwebs has a high quality archive of dragons with swords for penis's.

At 11/5/09 07:53 AM, Auz wrote:

At 11/4/09 01:18 PM, reverend wrote: Let's see 2,500 pages and it's been 2587 days since this thread was created so about one page per day. 10,000 days is a little over 27 years; so subtracting out what's already done and on this pace well hit it in about 20 years; 2029. :)

But if from now on we all do about 500 posts per day, we'll be there by Christmas =D

I don't want to imagine what we must do in order to achieve that. :P

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Anyways, today I got something I've been working on for quite some time. Top 1500 B/P. I'm thinking getting in the top 1000 is going to be a LOT harder. Haha. Congrats to everyone else who achieved something.

You fags already have a club. Go fantasize about banging Wil E. Coyote there.

The same rule applies to Rosie O'Donnell and her feet. She's just too damn fat. It's not really all that interesting.

MY FUCKING EYES!! If you hadn't dropped out, maybe you would have learned the art of a paragraph.

At 11/5/09 07:08 AM, HellboundNinja wrote: Im a Private First Class in the US Army...i only got like two years left. As of now i plan on quiting the US Army when my time comes and moving the England and joining the Royal Army. Gotta give up my US Citizenship but I dont really use it for much so im not bothered.

Nice. I was thinking Australia personally. I want to be close to New Zealand so I can snowboard there over the summer. It sucks Canada isn't as friendly with letting people from the states move there anymore. Anyway, lol how being in the Army makes people leave the country.