everybody like my power fist glove level icon? your mom does.

or people could just learn ta play good enough ta emulate the effects with their bare hands and need nothin' but their guitar and amp. but that's too far fecthed for this reality ain't it?

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check this out!!! that is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing i've ever made. leave me a review 'cause it's long as hell.

what's up y'all!!! the legend has returned for a brief moment! i gotta get ta work soon and it's been a hwhile since i posted. just figured i'd stop in and say hey. so hey. now go get jobs ya bums!!! mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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check it out and leave me a review!!!

indeed ta what the guy above me said. you may build that guitar from that kit and just hate the way it feels. you should just get your guitar checked out at a local guitar center and see what they can do for ya.

easiest way ta learn guitar is ta learn other people's stuff. go to ultimate-guitar.com and look up all the guitar tabs you can imagine. then learn music theory and you'll understand how all the notes work together. CAKE!

it's dimrain's alter ego!

just a taste of what's ta come!

cool shit nav. if you end up goin' you'll know who i am 'cause i'll be plaiyn' bass for wake of pain. maybe we'll grab a beer afterwards or some shit.

should be easy enough since i can play through the fire and the flames. but then again i can play every dragonforce song. shit's cake!

can't believe you never heard my doom remix:

the shores of hell

and

the shores of hell revisited

go check 'em out on my audio page it's the music from e1m8

you guys should go anyways. it's only $10 for a ticket. it's possible we might get a record deal out of the show so it's definitely gonna be one to remember!

if you're anywhere near the upstate/capital region area of new york come out to northern lights on march 7th! i'm playin' there with the band i play bass in, wake of pain!

it's gonna be a great show so come out if you're near the area!!!

it's gonna feel real fuckin' good ta grace the same stage that such greats as buckethead, yngwie malmsteen, in flames, iced earth, opeth, and countless others have!!!

why are you guys discussin' this? i'm the musician of the year. i'm the musician of eternity. just gimme the damn award and i'll go on with my perpetually amazing and universally famous Life.

well i'm 24 and take it form me. fuck buddies is where it's at! but random fucks are even better!!!

At 12/26/08 09:34 AM, Chronamut wrote: my hair is not fro-ey - trust me if i could tease it I would - it is merely a jumble of loose curls :P

observe!

chron looks like kirk hammett from metallica.

and it's funny 'cause i always thought kirk looked like a fag. now it is proven.

weirdest shit i've ever hadta fuck with was 13/4 for the first measure and then 12/4 for the rest of the riff. fuckin' insanity.

At 12/24/08 12:53 PM, KgZ wrote: The best solos are made up of a riff or motive.

WRONG! the best solos are made by me. end of story.

At 12/24/08 03:56 AM, Shenkhar wrote: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

I refuse to call Christmas by any other name. For gods sake, why did they invent x-mas or "The holiday season", aren't we all about the religious tolerance nowdays?

yeah! that's why we're killin' people over different belief systems in the middle east and have been for the past 2,000 years.

ok here's a question for you guys...

what the hell is all his rule 10 mumbo jumbo bullshit shit?

sonar

here's how i solo:

i just play in within the scale of the key that the song's in and sometimes harmonize it. i don't always play within the same mode though. that's the secret!

i never pay attention to what's number one.

tubes are better because they are vaccuums.

space is also a vacuum.

this can only mean that a tube is like a universe in itself that only has one song goin' through it. oh wait! that's the definition of universe; uni - one, verse - song. would ya look at that. pretty simple premise, huh?

At 12/21/08 10:20 PM, Pixelsaur wrote: iPod because I have a mac...

you mean you would actually admit that?!

my criminal record and bein' the most racist mother fucker in the universe since i hate the human race.

and the fact that i'm the sexiest mother fucker in the universe and all of your mom's will tell you that.

merry christmas you fucking mother fuckers.

may you get shit in your stocking and maggots in your ham.

and i hope one bulb blows on your tree so they all go out.

At 12/21/08 01:39 PM, Ambimetric wrote: I'm sorry what's a zune? OHH!!

But I'll say iPod, because I've never heard of anyone having a Zune, and I bum Apple.
You don't need to get your music from iTunes either, to whoever above posted that. That is just ridiculous.

i didn't mean ya hadta get music from itunes. i meant the program itself is a huge piece of shit.