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I'd call it off. It's just not going to work, no matter how much I love her. She could have STDs, and any children that she conceives while out on her escapades becomes my burden, because I'm the scatterbrain who decided to married to her. Screw that.

Three days after it's over, they find my dead body inside a dumpster next to a revolver and a couple of bottles of vodka.

At 4/7/11 08:36 PM, <deleted> wrote: Sorry for the late response, thank you for the b-day posts everyone.

I got a surprise John Wayne boxset which I just love :)

Oh, I-I see...

I'll gather the funeral costs and prepare everything. Someone just get his dead body out of here, it's.... too sad to look at.

RIP Scarab, we'll miss you and your life stories :'[

happy birfdai scarub ^_______________________________________
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so you make a topic about it

Wind-Up Toys by The Electric Prunes.

The Gerogerigegege.

The true meaning of beauty lies within this band.

Do you take protein supplements, like protein shakes? If not, do so.

what you need boi blowjob handjob i got six arms and seven legs sprouting from my testicles

i can take care of yo needs fo sho niqqa

yea

75% female, and 25% male.

Studies were done at Cambridge University, so that makes them legit

Guys we have to do something about this this is terrible!

it ate my dog

2 pop tarts with a glass of milk, two packets of fruit snacks, and a can of mountain dew.

I should probably eat an actual meal but I don't want to spoil mai dinnur.

At 7/28/11 03:36 PM, Kanon wrote:

At 7/28/11 03:34 PM, J-Rex wrote: bob's gone.

He isn't pleased with your failure of a thread, only a sacrifice of your life and virgin's blood will bring him back.

I can supply the virgin blood....... :'c

At 7/28/11 08:47 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: When I was 13 I did this with my hair.

That is fucking beautiful.

As for me, I shampoo it in the shower, run a towel over my head for a few seconds, then I apply gel so it actually curls so I don't look like I sheered a sheep and threw the fur on my head.

I'm probably going to grow it out for the winter.

I'd accept the money.... for my own personal benefit. Maybe I'll use a bit of it to get some people to whisk her away to rehab for a week or two.

Hey, it's her fault for giving that much money to a complete stranger.

My names Stan, and I'm a duck.

The redesign was just the implementation of the like button

Everyone can go home now

Eric Johnson- Cliffs Of Dover. First time I listened to this my ears erupted with semen and rainbows.

This'll probably change within 1-2 days. I go through new albums like water.

He's right

Maybe you're all just sleep deprived and are seeing things because i can clearly see my front yard from my desk

Get some sleep stupids//////////

I usually listen to music off my iTunes library and cry on the inside about how I could and should be doing something else.

I feel terrible for laughing.

Call some freinds up and go out for a bit, maybe a night. Vent a bit; if they're your freinds, they'll understand. But, just a bit. Don't whine about your problems all night or else they wont want to be around you.

Just get out of the house. Do something you like to do. Everyone has a hobby or something they enjoy in life.

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E is my dad.

He steals bikes, sells them for cocaine, and overprices and re-sells the cocaine as salt to unsuspecting market-goers.

Sometimes on a good day he'll give me some. He really is a great guy.

Happy birfdai furry.

At 7/24/11 10:21 PM, 1916 wrote:

You're implying that showing you how moronic and unhealthy your lifestyle is for you is not helpful? It's only helpful if you choose to accept logic instead of the junkie fallacies you currently hold.

Sounds like someone believes the rumors and government lies. Wouldn't logic tell you that you should probably do some research for yourself on legitimate studies instead of false internet articles on your own instead of believing things that are said to you? Or are you just that weak-minded and gullible that you can't think for yourself? You're the one acting like an uneducated dumbass at the moment.

Sounds like you also think that everyone that does marijuana also does cocaine, meth, and all those powerful, dangerous drugs. Weed is nothing like that. It doesn't kill, and hell, it helps cancer patients.
Here's one of many credible sources, if you don't believe me.

Do some research for yourself and see the truth.

At 7/25/11 12:34 AM, EddyFromEEnE wrote:

At 7/25/11 12:29 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 7/25/11 12:24 AM, EddyFromEEnE wrote: Just wondering, why do you guys dislike WINC so much?

You misunderstood. We don't dislike them, we dislike you.

Only one person in this thread expressed dislike towards me, so actually, you're wrong.

Actually, there's quite a few people in this thread that expressed distaste to you and your threads, now including myself

You always like coming to my threads looking to talk trash with me, and you know what, it's getting old.

You talking about Asia and everything Oriental is getting old. No one cares.

You saying I act like a 9-year-old, etc, is really immature and actually the only people who use those insults are very young themselves.

The one acting like a nine year old here is YOU. Whenever you're proven wrong you always deny it and try to lie your way past your many annoyances.
For example: someone calls you out on making too many threads about Asians and how great they are, and how it's getting annoying. You say that you rarely talk about Asia, and that he's just pulling shit out of his ass. He pulls up proof. You lie more. A shitstorm brews between multiple users due to your inability to accept the truth.

Crawl out of your damn shell, and see what your doing.

I just picture you as a skinny kid behind his computer

I've seen your pictures that you've posted of yourself, you're not too impressive in the muscle scale yourself. So, you can't say anything in that aspect, even if he is. Unless you like being a hypocrite.

thinking he's so rebellious and badass

Not really rebellious if the general public holds the same stance.

by saying shit to people he has a SLIGHT dislike for.

There is no SLIGHT involved with this. I can guarantee you that half (or more) of the BBS hates you.

There are a lot of people on this forum I don't necessarily like

It's your fault. You can't blame anyone else. No, seriously, you just can't.

, but I keep that opinion to myself,

UHHHH.

and don't explode and go nuts like some certain people here.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Quit sucking your ego off, it's getting you nowhere.

At 5/15/11 02:07 PM, TacoFreak wrote: No female version of Bart.

Berta.

Ray Charles.

His black man voice is just too damn sexy.

At 5/14/11 08:27 PM, Yert wrote: sevkat gets a 9/10 because that's an awesome username. i know he wasn't the person above but w/e fuck the rules

I have a pet yert so 10/10 A+