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For about the first three-five years of my life, yeah. Me and my mom lived in this apartment complex with terrible upstairs neighbors.

Every once in a while, I'll go visit my dad and my siblings who live in the ghetto.

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At 8/8/11 01:53 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 8/8/11 01:50 AM, joeyjoah wrote: That's it I'm moving to Richmond Virginia then I'll go to her door and be like heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Any dude that wouldn't at LEAST let Baily suck their dick is into full-on dudes.

PROOF:
(S)he has a cute face :3

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NSFW, , for you lazy fucks who are at their jobs on Newgrounds when they should be filing out paperwork or chopping heads off of chickens. Mr. Bossman's gonna come down on youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

Aww, did someone get dumped?

Quit making threads. Please

At 8/4/11 11:11 PM, wuggums47 wrote:

At 8/4/11 11:09 PM, Mezmerization wrote: ew penises are gross and whoever has one is a weirdo!!!!!!!!

Would you prefer if they had multiple penises/penii?

Yes.

At 8/4/11 11:11 PM, POTaTOS wrote:

At 8/4/11 11:09 PM, Mezmerization wrote: ew penises are gross and whoever has one is a weirdo!!!!!!!!

Lesbian alert!

no im a man men can't be lesbians they're just disgusting pigs like uuuu! you're taking a few up rectum as you post this arent you you fucking disgusting homo queer.

ew penises are gross and whoever has one is a weirdo!!!!!!!!

At 8/4/11 10:58 PM, camobch0 wrote: I like penises.

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At 8/3/11 08:38 PM, Xenomit wrote:

Yeah, but were just making conversation.

Yep, i could soon be a mod.

......And you ruined your chances with this post.

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It's okay, I appreciate you Asperchu. All the rest of these fags who hate you can suck on my grandmother's chode.

I'd wear it like once as a gag joke, any more would just get stale and boring.

I'd definitively enjoy having one, though.

oh i get it it's because you're a lizard! okay

Get him to turn around, take the glove off and throw it at his face. Hopefully he's dumb and fat and slow so he can't dodge the glove and get stabbed in the eye by one of the barbs. Then, I'd kick him into the raging sea that's conveniently placed right next to where the guy's standing and watch him get eaten by Chinese salesmen.

okay in all honesty i'd lose my car.

Counting all of the posts I've made on all of my accounts that'd be about 90 dollars. Whoa that's a lot!

Probably buy some fancy expensive new guitar strings for my acoustic and a shiny new sketchbook, since my current one likes to fall apart. It's what the papers made to do since it's really thick and perforated, but I like keeping all of my drawings in one sketchbook rather than having to put them in a folder. I don't know, I'm just weird.

If I have any money left which I most likely will I'd either spend it all on tea or skittles or save it up.

Shitting. Pissing takes way less time to do compared to the other option, and I'd never have to deal with constipation or diarrhea again.

Not at all. Drake sucks.

The football player. They force other men to the ground by grabbing them below the waist while wearing ball-clenching tights. There's nothing straight in that equation. Same with wrestling.

It all depends on what the male cheerleader does it for, it can go either way. A good friend of mine signed up for a cheerleading squad once. We all accused him of being gay. The next thing you know, he's talking to girls left from right and dating girl after girl. If you've got the right stuff, joining a cheerleading squad can be a great way to pick up girls.

On the other hand, if the guy joins the squad because he likes the outfits or because he sees it as an opportunity to see another man's ass in tights, then he's a fruit basket.

Spike Spiegel

Um, hey, guys, can I ask you something?

Are penises supposed to bud other penises, and assorted fruit flies?

Are they supposed to bite your legs and inject semen into them whenever I get an erection?

Is there something wrong with my penis?

I need to know this before 6:45 pm tonight, because that's when I'm having my girlfriend over for a few glasses of vodka.

Fuck penguins, ostriches are where it's at.

A penguin simply can't match an ostriches class.

My webcam went off when I was jacking off to scat last night and captured this

enjoy, i guess

Yeah, I remember this one time when I went to my dad's house and I did. We had the same sized cups, and similarly colored drinks (He had beer, I had coke) which were both in styrofoam cups from my dad's work. I didn't know which cup was mine, and I guess I was too lazy to ask, so I just grabbed one and took a sip out of it. I should've asked.

For 10-20 minutes I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth and rinsing my mouth to get the taste out while everyone in the living room was laughing their asses off.

It was at that point that I learned not to drink after other people.

Invest in a razor that has interchangeable guards and cut it yourself.

one time in a faraway island i met a man named jack and he raped me up the ass nd i kinda liked iet c:

waids a queer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I pissed on a Jew because I was horny.

Sounds about right.

I heard Satan has has an unlimited stash of alcohol in his closet of dead hookers, and he's willing to share with anyone. See you guys at the gates of hell!