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I have an acoustic guitar that I've started to play almost religiously.

At 2/3/12 09:08 PM, convict357 wrote: What if there was a law that everybody would have to go to school naked?

If you ever pursue presidency i'm rigging the votes for your benefit

At 2/3/12 09:12 PM, Razz wrote: Who are you kidding? Americans obviously love croquet most.

Pffff, are you serious? Croquet? Get out.

Now, badminton, on the other hand...

I went on with my life.

At 2/3/12 08:34 PM, Rummy0 wrote:

At 2/3/12 07:10 PM, shrimpchris wrote:

At 2/3/12 05:45 PM, Confucianism wrote: Shit.

When did you become such an asshole?

When did you become a trendy asspie who is obsessed with cartoons for 4 years old and has to announce this to absolutely everyone because of a dumb trend which you think is super funny cause it has "bro" in it oh yeah it's since you started watching MLP cause some shitheads on /co/ made some asspie fad out of it.

Lay off man. No one thinks this shit's funny anymore.

If insulting him based upon the fact that he likes a children's show is the only thing that you can counter him with, which is completely and utterly irrelevant to what he was talking about in the first place, than you really have no argument at all. All you're doing is spewing random shit out of your mouth.

Ugh, why'd I come back here?

At 2/3/12 06:52 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 2/3/12 06:11 PM, Mezmerization wrote: Ehhhh, just ignore him.

Ignore me?

Yeah. No reason to be an arrogant dick.

Anyways, I regret signing up for psychology instead of sociology, it sounds like so much fun! Me and my freinds are just generally weird people in the first place, an assignment like that would be perfect

I felt the opposite. I found it incredibly boring. Insightful yes, but very boring. I'm much more interested in psychology.

Everyone has their own opinions/ what they consider as fun. Psychology does sound like an interesting topic to study, but i'd much rather go outside with other people and generally just follow my impulses with some guidelines for an assignment than sit around with a textbook.

At 2/3/12 05:45 PM, Confucianism wrote: Bullshit. I did Sociology and- Oh wait, you must be American. After all, you did say Walmart. Yes, I'm sure you did get homework or as we call it, assignments or coursework, where you went into a public area and broke many of society's norms and values. You may not have said values but I always add that in when I'm talking about sociology. Where as we in England did a lot of research and written work, over the pond in America you can get away with accusing people of passing gas and call it work. Hohoho, I know you're kidding little one. I was just going along with you, plus I took an interest because I studied sociology.

Ehhhh, just ignore him.

Anyways, I regret signing up for psychology instead of sociology, it sounds like so much fun! Me and my freinds are just generally weird people in the first place, an assignment like that would be perfect

Fucking ask her out already.

If this helps anyone out i've pretty much tripled the amount of friends that i had back when i masturbated daily to porn, with about half of that number being girls.

It's worth it guys ;)

Some dried cherries with a glass of water

Besides reproduction to carry on our species, there is no set meaning to each of our individual lives. You have to make your own.

She's not fat, but she's disgustingly disproportionate. It's like she took all the fat from her body and and just shoved it all in her thighs because she didn't have anywhere else to store all of it.... Not healthy looking AT ALL.

At 1/16/12 04:58 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote:

At 1/16/12 04:53 PM, Mezmerization wrote:

Oh get the fuck over it. It's a pizza, it's not like he's beating you up and getting away with it or taking things like your phone and selling them.

He gives my video games away to his friends all the time.

Then disregard everything I just said, take matters into your own hands and proceed to beat him until he figures out it isn't worth it anymore.

If he tells your parents, then calmly explain to them that you don't pay 60$ dollars for something to just get taken from you repeatedly.

At 1/16/12 04:36 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote:

At 1/16/12 04:29 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 1/16/12 04:19 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: I fed all his pizza to the dog. He's gonna be so pissed when he gets home.

....You never thought of... oooh, I don't know... eating it yourself?

If you read my above post you would have known I don't like the kind of pizza he gets.

Oh get the fuck over it. It's a pizza, it's not like he's beating you up and getting away with it or taking things like your phone and selling them.

If it's put in the family fridge it's fair game to anyone that lives in the house. Simple as that.

The only song that's about rape that I know of is Prison Sex by Tool.

OP, don't do this. Listening to a song about rape is only gonna bring back memories of the experience and it'll torture her even more. On top of it all she'll think you were making fun of her, and she'll either blow up in your face or just never want to see you again.

Why don't you take her out or something to get her mind off it instead?

I'm 16, 115-120 pounds, and 5'5.

I need to take my exercises more seriously, I hate looking around and seeing half the guys at my school built like pro football players. I'm like a stick in comparison :'c

College Bandit

I LOVE IT

Yeah, pretty much. Anything to get publicity and screentime on national television.

Going along with what you said about parents comparing us to the less fortunate, now that I think about it, it's sorta cruel. I'm pretty sure I'd feel like shit if I was a starving African child and people were making examples out of me to better themselves. What did I do to deserve it? Absolutely nothing.

What if you need to take a shit?

At 1/12/12 09:24 PM, saqwert wrote: It's a habit, a bad one. I'm wasting my life

same here.

At 1/13/12 01:13 AM, Necrodeath wrote: I can't believe I'm saying this, but go get yourself hooked on some long-ass manga series. It happened to me once (though I don't normally read manga) . I didn't want to do anything else for two days while I read that shit. There are about a quadrafartillion sites that do manga scans you can read online. Either that, or go play Fallout 3.

....Why the hell didn't i think of reading? It helps clear your conscience, and gets you immersed and focused on something that doesn't use a screen. Great idea man, ill do it.

I used to have fallout, but wandering around wastelands endlessly get's boring after a while, so i sold it.

At 1/13/12 01:09 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Girlfriend. That, or watch so much porn that you can't help but feel disgusted with it. Yes, there is a point that you can't even stand watching it anymore. But there is nothing wrong with porn. Parents just make you feel bad for watching it.

You're right, there isn't anything wrong with porn. But when you excessively masturbate about 2-3 times a day to it and it interferes with your thought process, how you interact with women, and your schoolwork, there is a problem.

Also i've tried that, a few days later i got IMMENSE cravings. So that isn't the way to do it.

Ever since i started watching porn when i was 14, i've had pretty bad social problems, especially when talking to girls.

At 1/13/12 01:03 AM, dlxrevolution wrote: While you're watching it, think about Hillary Cliton.

Haha that might help :P

To those who said sex in their replies- ,,,,,

At 1/13/12 12:59 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: dude i appreiciate that and wish all helps the commity ity and i destory th e universe with all this love of time id do this with my time and be crazy never asay radical just never say it

you've opened my eyes

At 1/13/12 12:52 AM, TomFIump wrote: Go fuck a woman.

At 1/13/12 12:51 AM, RobJohnson wrote: sex

These are pretty much the responses that i expected, good job NG!

The girls that i hang out with at school don't want sex period, and the girls that would be willing to are all sluts that probably have stds. Plus I can't stand them anyways so that's out of the question.

I set myself up for this, shoulda known not to ask anyone here for legitimate help.

A good majority of the general users probably watch about 10-20 clips per day merrily, but to those of you who were addicted and recovered successfully, how did you do it? For the first two months of this process it was smooth sailing, but ever since i binged one day, it's been downhill.... :'c

For those of you who think porn isn't detrimental to your overall mental state- when you plan out when you can watch porn between the time that your parents come home and when you get home like i did, you have a problem. When you get overriding compulsions to watch porn that you have no control over, you have a problem. When you stay up late watching clip from clip just to satisfy your unsatiable needs like i just did, you have a problem.

I know i can do this, i just don't know how. Any tips would be greatly appreciated, I feel like if i cut porn out of my life, things'll be so much better.

.....Can I take the stuff out of my wallet before I burn it?

I'm pretty sure Satan was just another regular archangel that turned against God and waged war against him, and he ended up getting banished. I don't think he expected him to turn out like he did.

Then again, I don't keep up with any religion, so I might be wrong

Something by the White Stripes. All it'll take is a guy who can sing and play either the guitar or the drums, and the other musician can take the instrument that the singer didn't pick.

They've got some pretty heavy songs under their belt, like Little Cream Soda.

...Do you REALLY have nothing better to be doing with your time?

I've read through a few of you're posts, and all i've gathered from them is that you think you're better than all of us, and that we're all deluded, brainwashed, mindless drones. Which, by the way, is being deluded and selfish in itself, so you've been basically contradicting yourself this entire time.

Happiness is basically just the product of enzymes and chemicals in our brains that elevate in levels when we accomplish something, be it from the girl that we love saying yes, or finally getting that promotion. If those chemicals didn't exist, or we didn't chase them (which, we always will- our mbrain craves the stuff), then we wouldn't even bother doing anything productive, and humanity would basically collapse within itself. Everyone would be apathetic losers that couldn't give two shits about anyone else.

If no one was happy and just content with were they are in life, they wouldn't strive to better themselves, or help other people. Everyone would be working low-income jobs that are just enough to get by. There would be no media, because nothing would exite or move them at all. This means that your favorite video game wouldn't exist, and neither would your favorite song, or your favorite sport.

I could go on, but fuck it- it's 12:30 at night, and i need to get to bed.