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Response to: Our Useless Superhero Names Posted February 6th, 2011 in General

rapeman

Response to: things you hate in life. Posted February 6th, 2011 in General

Snow.

Snow.

SNOW.

Response to: help me find a new interest Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Do what every other horny teenager does and play Black Ops all day.

Response to: The downfall of me Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

At 2/5/11 01:04 PM, Love4Arias wrote: How is have only 40 post not cool? Its shows that i dont spend all day here and actually get sunlight. Unlike you nerdy boy who has 1,200 posts.

You just signed up 3 days ago.

You already have 40 posts.

You get sunlight my ass.

Response to: The downfall of me Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

And this, children, is why you piss before you give a presentation.

Response to: No Fap February... Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

At 2/5/11 11:51 AM, Love4Arias wrote: Why dont you guys stop fapping and get a girlfriend.

Most women aren't going to give their man a blowjob at the drop of a hat.

Anyways, I'm in.

Response to: Guess what newgrounds? Posted February 4th, 2011 in General

Get me a McRib with large fries and a Coke.

Damnit, I'm hungry now.
Response to: Alvin Earthworm!!! Posted February 4th, 2011 in General

He probably got tired of making basically the same fight scenes with the same characters except longer and more drug-out, just to please underage children on the internet for absolutely no income. Flash isn't a short process, by any means. To make something as long as that with as much effort as he put into animating and manipulating the sprites he used, I'd imagine that that would take around a year. It'd take a hell of a lot of motivation to make a flash series that long, an amount of motivation that most of us do not possess. Real life plays a major part in delaying a flash series with jobs, and making time to spend with your family and freinds. Hell, he may even have a wife and kids.

Plus, finding decent voice actors that can pull off a voice that would suit a character's personality and looks isn't exactly an easy or short process. It isn't easy to make a series last that long, or that long, for that matter. But, honestly, anyone can pull the generic script that drives the series out of their ass in a matter of minutes.

TL;DR: haha nope

Response to: busted Posted February 4th, 2011 in General

why the fuck would you smoke at your house when your mom is home

retard

Response to: Justin Bieber Sells Nail Polish Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

At 2/3/11 10:36 PM, towellyfan wrote:
Nail polish is for queers, like himself.

what is a female

Response to: Kurt Cobain Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

I think it had something to do with him not being able to bear fame any longer.

Response to: How bad is your city's crime? Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

It's not on the list.

That doesn't really surprise me; nothing ever happens where I live.

Response to: your first kiss Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

(pending)

Response to: You look through your attic. Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

At 2/1/11 08:21 PM, RobJohnson wrote:
At 2/1/11 08:10 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: What do you do?
fap.

And use the note as a happy rag.

Response to: Do you like to go to DeviantArt? Posted January 29th, 2011 in General

Yeah, I go to dA, but it's mostly to talk to some people that don't have accounts here. It really isn't as good as NG; the reviews are mostly worthless, and will always be positive, even if your art showcased is a pile of festering dog shit. Most of the art submitted there is either photography(aka grayscale pictures of an animal/ the person who uploaded it/ a wildflower),fanart of various animes, and furry pictures. I've noticed that most things that aren't related to anime are usually overlooked. Abstract art and things that are cute also take up the majority of art available on dA.

Aspiring artists, if you're looking for a website where you can get constructive criticism and don't want to pay money to have a decent browsing experience, DON'T go to DevientArt.

Response to: What is your distribution Posted January 26th, 2011 in General

At 1/26/11 09:13 PM, Mezmerization wrote: Live action porn 100%, hentai 0%.

Hentai creeps me out more than anything.

Fixed.

Response to: What is your distribution Posted January 26th, 2011 in General

Porn 100%, hentai 0%.

Hentai creeps me out more than anything.

Response to: Zombie Attack on Newgrounds Posted January 26th, 2011 in General

Well shit.

Response to: "I hate ___", "Fuck ___" Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

At 1/25/11 09:18 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 1/25/11 09:15 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
I sure hate these mother fucking turtles, they make me sick.

Fuck turtles!

I'm sure you all agree, and if you don't, you're just a turtle.

And there's no way for the turtle to do anything against me even if they should sure be mad about it! I'm on the Internet and I have free speech! Which leaves me all rights to say all I want to these stupid turtle without any physical consequences! Ha ha ha!

Conclusion: fuck all the turtle and all their supporters! You guys are going to turtle! Enjoy!!!11one!1

This post is very ignorant and offensive. You so nonchalantly insult turtles without knowing anything about their culture or customs. You forget that they are balls of mass too, and your ignorance is truly disgusting. How would you feel if turtles categorically denounced your entire culture and way of life?

Response to: wuts ur favorite aminal Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

Whales.

wuts ur favorite aminal

Response to: Fuck this! Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

woah calm down buddy

Response to: Happy (belated) Birthday Eclipse Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

At 1/25/11 05:55 PM, Eclipse wrote:
thnx for duh burthday thred mezmerization

Oh ur welcum

cum buy again

Response to: Happy (belated) Birthday Eclipse Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

At 1/25/11 05:00 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 1/25/11 04:43 PM, Mezmerization wrote:
At 1/25/11 04:36 PM, simon wrote: Why does he have a dicknose?
THAT'S HIS MOUTH YOU TWAT

HIS MOUTH
Angry user is angry.

"But Greg, I don't want to leave you. After all we've done together......."

"It can't end here..."

Response to: Happy (belated) Birthday Eclipse Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

At 1/25/11 04:36 PM, simon wrote: Why does he have a dicknose?

THAT'S HIS MOUTH YOU TWAT

HIS MOUTH

Happy (belated) Birthday Eclipse

Happy (belated) Birthday Eclipse Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

YESTERDAY, 15 YEARS AGO, WAS THE MOMENT YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA INTO THE COLD, UNPROMISING WORLD THAT IS EARTH.

THIS PICTURE IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF HIM

WORSHIP IT

IF YOU UNPLANNED FETUSES DON'T DRAW A PICTURE OF HIM OR WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WILL BURN

ALIVE

Happy (belated) Birthday Eclipse

Response to: What was your username meant to be? Posted January 23rd, 2011 in General

Honestly, I don't remember. I was 11 at the time and I was a huge Sonic fan, so probably something related to Sonic. After a while I was unable to get any of the names that I wanted, so I just went with a combination of my birth date and my family's nickname for me; Izzy712. It took me almost 3 years to realize that that name was horrible, so I asked Wade to change my name to Synthesis, but it was already taken by an '00 user. Eventually, I just made a new account with the name Mezmerization.

Response to: If newgrounds was Posted January 23rd, 2011 in General

The schizophrenic 2rd cousin who sits in the corner of the room shouting out random conspiracies and draws disturbing pictures on the walls.

Response to: Quick! You're at Subway... Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

Footlong with white bread, turkey, lettuce, pickles, mustard, a Coke, and a bag of Fritos.

Delicious.

Response to: Usa's Involvement In Wwi. Posted January 19th, 2011 in General

At 1/19/11 07:15 PM, toad77777 wrote: usa joined th world wars 1 beauce ww1 was fun i they want 2 fight germanina

Oh my.

I hope for your sake you're just trying to troll.

Response to: Happy Birthday Luis! Posted January 18th, 2011 in General

Happy birthday, Luid.