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At 12/1/12 05:05 PM, hitman1993 wrote: >tfw no gf

Several feels were felt

Awesome, thanks!
I'll get enter my submission as soon as I'm not fighting crime!

At 12/1/12 08:20 PM, 3Flay wrote: I'm racist to a certain extent. A very small one.

At least I'm honest about it.

I mean, I'm not like "kill them all."
I've just had more bad experiences than good ones when it comes to black people. I completely understand there are good and bad people for every race.

I'm racist to a certain extent. A very small one.

At least I'm honest about it.

If it's just a little one, then it doesn't really bother me. It happens, I get it.

But if it's one of those disgusting ones, that's when it crosses the line. Thankfully, this hasn't happened to me yet.

Pics or it didn't happen

At 12/1/12 07:47 PM, 3Flay wrote: There was a while where I would only have this one dream:

Sorry for the bad grammar. I'm tired. I'll post another one:

There was a couple months where I'd have this dream where I would be in a house, except there were no walls. Just the wooden frame of the house, yet all of the furniture would still be there like normal. I'd sit there and watch TV with these strangers (I assume they were supposed to be my family in the dream) when the weather station came on and said something, but it didn't make sense to me. It was like how the adults used to talk in older cartoons. Anyway, I walk through one of the walls and see that the we're in a desert wasteland. Our house is a part of a culdesac in this desert, each house exactly like ours. Unfinished, yet furnished.

I'd look over in the center of the culdesac and there would be this black cloud forming together. It would eventually turn into a tornado that would touch down. None of the houses were affected, though, which was weird. But it was windy, I remember that. Anyway, a bunch of nuclear missiles flew all around the tornado, but they would never quite hit the ground. They would stay just above it, as if being repelled by it like 2 of the same ends of a magnet. I ran into the wind to stop the bombs, and that's all I remember.

There was a while where I would only have this one dream:

I was being followed by this woman with a black dress that turned into smoke at the ends. She had freakishly long arms and I could never quite see her face. Anyway, she would chase me through this mountain region, but the mountains were a purple color and the sky was an even darker purple. It was lightning too. Anyway, I could jump from mountain to mountain like some kind of superhero, yet this lady was always right on my tail.

She eventually chased me until I got fell into this hole. I fell until I hit the ground, which was made of ice. The walls were made of TVs, each playing something different. I remember looking up and the woman being there, alongside a man who had freakishly long arms just like her. He was dressed in a suit. That's when I always woke up.

inb4 Slenderman;
This is way before I'd ever heard of Something Awful.

You can sue Fulp for all he's worth.
Do it, OP.

A while ago these 2 little girls went missing. Haven't found or shut the fuck up about them yet. They're searching for them in the most ridiculous of spots, too... There's clear evidence they've been taken down to Mexico, yet they're still draining every pond and lake within sight. Rather annoying, really.

At 11/26/12 10:28 PM, Phobotech wrote: Our hands. Their ability to create, their ability to destroy. From martial arts, to precise guitar shredding, from art making, to it's adaptive way it can hold and balance and manipulate

We could do all that with our feet if it came down to it.

At 11/26/12 10:29 PM, Sectus wrote: TL;DR: Celebrities that don't deserve their fame are annoying. Discuss.

Well, that's all perception-based, I guess. One's favorite celebrity may be another's most hated celebrity.

In terms of amazing, the brain and eyeball. But that's also disgusting.

Other than that, ass, breasts, legs, and when girls have really cute noses. Also, when anybody has a really long tongue, I find it really cool.

MLP and Homestuck fans.

Not trying to be edgy...
But honestly, all I see Thanksgiving as is just a big hassle to eat lots of food and talk to family you don't even know.
I'd rather eat pumpkin pie alone then next to creepy Aunt Steve.

What'd you just call me?

Cat abuse: the pinnacle of Newgrounds comedy.

At 11/21/12 11:23 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: I dont mention to any of them that I have masturbated before, they'd think im weird.

Your friends must be an immature bunch.

At 11/21/12 07:15 PM, notYert wrote:

At 11/21/12 06:04 PM, jjjkuk wrote: you are the biggest fucking dumbshit on this forum.

you're calling me dumb?

lol

lel

At 11/21/12 07:47 PM, unquietsky wrote: Nothings perfect dude, especially FAST food. Maybe if you slowed the fuck down, didn't need your food SO FAST

Gottagofast

I have yet to get any order wrong from Wendy's or BK. McDonald's get it slightly wrong sometimes, but I don't complain and eat the sandwich like a normal fucking person.

At 11/21/12 06:25 PM, Eddmario wrote: It's probably similar to a few years ago when they discovered bacteria in ice found on there.

Yeah, most likely.

Yeah, my bad about the link. Not sure what happened there...

So yeah, NASA said they'd found something that'd be written in history books?
What could it be?
Life/bacteria? Methane? Other organic stuff?

http://www.npr.org/2012/11/20/165513016/big-news-from-mars-r over-scientists-mum-for-now

At 11/21/12 02:27 PM, Cordyceps wrote: It's like getting paid to play around in a giant sandbox all day with a giant toy. Especially since I work in a silica mine.

What is there to working in a silica mine? How did you get into the business? Do you ever screw up and what do you do to screw up?

At 11/21/12 03:19 PM, tox wrote:

At 11/17/12 06:19 PM, tox wrote: what are we talking about here?

id recommend not going back in time, it can change the future

The question is, for better or worse?

I would travel back in time to befriend Nicholas Flamel, where I'd eventually find out if he did actually find the secret to immortality or not. If he did, I would find out the secret. If he didn't, I'd just thrown away my entire life. Unless I can go back to the future?

I admire the the nerves of steel and lack of fucks to give that murderers have when they kill their victims and the apathy they bring with them to court.

At 11/21/12 12:39 PM, Provoke wrote: A cat's meow, the most annoying thing out of a already annoying animal.

Cats are master race, what do you know?

People saying "that was a good movie" after watching literally any movie whatsoever, no matter how mediocre, unoriginal, predictable, or poorly written it was. This shouldn't really bother me that much seeing as how I'm not actually a movie buff, only a pseudo movie buff, but it does. Most of all with The Avengers, as I feel that it was an incredibly shitty movie that everyone, except me and a few people on IMDB, seems to like, some even calling it the best movie released in 2012, some going even further and calling it the best movie ever.

This annoys me too. Avengers was a really good movie, but it's not even near the best. Not even on the same map.

At 11/21/12 05:14 AM, Phobotech wrote: People talking on and on and on and on about something I really don't or can't care about, but I respect the person enough not to insult them by saying "Yeah, I don't care" so I nod, and listen, and inside I'm just getting increasingly irritated, then all of my energy is devoted into hiding any indication that I'm getting annoyed, so I force a smile, and I prod with questions every once and a while to divert the topic.

...and then, in their constant yammering, they never leave an opening for me to divert the topic, so it goes on. And on. AND ON. And eventually I'm looking around for distractions to try and derail the topic of conversation because holy shit this is boring.

This. I have to deal with it everyday.

At 11/21/12 07:13 AM, VJF wrote: That constant ringing in my ears at night that won't go away. Don't hear it in the day time, but at night, my right ear just sings and rings all night long. Sometimes it's so annoying that it gives me a headache.

You should get that checked.

At 11/21/12 08:52 AM, Earfetish wrote: I hate it when chatting people or slow walkers block the pavement

This. So much of this. I don't live near any cities big enough for this to happen, but it happens in the halls at my school far too often.

At 11/21/12 02:31 AM, Skaren wrote: there's a lot less hustle and bustle during the night compared to during the day.

Pretty much what I said.