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At 5/10/09 05:22 PM, Zenan wrote:

At 5/10/09 05:18 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote:
No. No. No.

Now, Neil Tennant is a lovely-looking man...

What is wrong with you?

I retort with the same question.

At 5/10/09 08:58 AM, ilovecandy2 wrote: Someone once asked me that if I died would I rather go to purgatory or be reincarnated as an American! I answered in less that a millionth of a second and swifly chose purgatory. My reasoning was that you have a chance to reach heaven from purgatory once you have attoned for your sins... but If i chose to come back as an American I would surely end up straight in hell next time i died.

So, I see that you currently reside in Candy Land.

Are you made of gingerbread?

Can I taste your flesh?

At 5/10/09 03:54 PM, Zenan wrote: How beautiful is this man?
Look at him..
That hair..
His charisma..
He knows he's gorgeous, but he's not arrogant.
Time to marvel..

No. No. No.

Now, Neil Tennant is a lovely-looking man...

Eh, I've seen it before.

At least it wasn't too gory.

At 5/10/09 03:56 AM, Wuggawoot wrote:

At 5/10/09 03:54 AM, homor wrote: in all my years of research I've never seen E-drama levels this high!

Were you here for SirTom?

Better question: How long have you been on the Internet, homor?

At 5/10/09 03:34 AM, metalguy777 wrote:

At 5/10/09 03:28 AM, zero-gravity wrote: .....with another NG user, who would you do it with?

Deadchick's sig

That's cheating!

I'd do it with you, just to spite you.

Yeah, fuck Mighty B; let's sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song:

Are you ready kids?

It sounds like the rock music that is generally played on mainstream radio.

That can be either good or bad, depending on your perspective.

File an order of protection or get a restraining order against him.

In front of a mirror

I bet that if you smoked weed in front of a mirror, you'd either freak out or you'd become depressed by how sorry you'd look.

At 5/9/09 01:30 PM, XgenGamer wrote: I was just surfing the internet, and i clicked on a random link that said "Furry Yiff" cuz i thought the words sounded funny

You liar! You knew exactly what those words meant!

As for your computer, maybe this site could help you eradicate your viruses.

At 5/10/09 12:35 AM, 9001 wrote: Seriously, the average for newgrounds isn't 13 and if you go by statistics are not fat.

What statistics are you referencing?

I demand some links.

At 5/8/09 02:45 AM, Dgp15 wrote:

At 5/7/09 10:53 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: So fucking badass.

Badass made better.

I applaud that guy's efforts; his lyrics fit so well with the music and the action.

At 5/9/09 11:50 PM, x-Exodus-X wrote: Am I the only one who couldn't take Harold seriously?

I took him seriously after seeing his super-technical-gigantic-folded-pocket-s word.

Oh shit, that pun was not intended.

Yes, I would drive it.

The real question is: "What would convince me to decide not to drive it?"

I thoroughly enjoyed the most recent Star Trek movie.

However, I was surprised that, in my town, not nearly as many people as I expected went to see it (well, at least the 6:30 PM showing, which was when I and my friends saw it). I was (and still am) irked by this, so I have a proposal:

All the people who've seen and enjoyed terrible action movies like The Mummy 3 should see Star Trek, because even if they ignore the storyline, there is still plenty of action to keep them satisfied.

At 5/9/09 11:16 PM, T-N-T wrote: Me neither man, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a ten foot pole. I mean, this picture is pretty much my reaction to the whole deal. I didn't find it funny at all, I found it creepy...

Why would you post a picture of the most unsettling scene?

It's so... unsettling!

Leonard McCoy: "It's worked so far, but we're not out yet."

At 5/9/09 11:11 PM, copteroftehrofls wrote: Just saw the movie, it was amazing, tons of action and the effects were awsome

spock ftw xD

Well, you've said everything else that I was going to say.

Snopes is worth $6,221,600, and it deserves every penny of it.

I can't believe that I actually felt guilty while watching it; I've seen so much worse.

Oh well, I bookmarked it anyway.

The next time you go back into the grocery store, leave a dollar in the tip jar.

It's a simple solution.

Ignore him and his harsh words. They can't hurt you if you don't consider their meanings.

But, if he makes any sort of physical contact with you (be it through direct touch or by spilling stuff on you), then you have to get a higher authority involved. If the school faculty doesn't help, then file an order of protection against him, on the grounds of harassment.

Just make sure that you never start a fight with him ever.

"Don't Stop Believing" is such a fun song to hear, both the original track and random people's karaoke versions.

I'd be very sad, because this site was a major factor of my tween-hood, and my memories of it would be forever tainted by the reminder of its loss.

My mom told me that she saw this dog on the news earlier today.

Unfortunately, we all know that that dog will die sooner or later, only to someday lose her title to a new dog without sunglasses.

Wash out the cut with warm, soapy water. Next, apply a liquid bandage (shown below). Finally, once the bandage dries, you can fap in peace.

Autofellatio

So far, I can only do it in my dreams.

Clean that shit up (no pun intended) or else it will continue to smell even worse.

That's Chris-Chan, right?

His artwork is terrible.

She should be more careful.

I also wonder how your godfather will handle this situation.